fuck uwu

Grumpy old man with no patience for Tumblr bullshit. No under 21s.

[alexactly-blog1]

herd u liek beanz

[alexactly-blog1]

She's hugging her own foot.

[alexactly-blog1]

We all knew I'd get a new cat sooner rather than later. She's six months old, a smoochy little adventurer, and is tiny and adorable. We still don't have a name, so suggestions are welcome.

[unholyhymns]

[alexactly-blog1]

RIP George Washington The Budgie. Pneumonia and testicular cancer, so at least he went big.

The woman's breeding program is ruined without her big purple cock.

[alexactly-blog1]

Lol, when Jaime Bell and his first wife were in a Green Day music video together...

I went looking for it, and then the gross heterosexuality killed me after only twenty seconds.

[crowzi]

Bruh, I looked everywhere for his age. It's literally nowhere. The curiosity is eating me alive

is he 25???? is he 45???????

he’s actually 260. true fact.

[alexactly-blog1]

He graduated high school in 2004, so there’s your ballpark. I mean. His very obviously falsified human history claims he graduated high school in 2004.

[majorxbennyxboy]

[grumblebee-trilogy]

Saw this brat at the Met with @tooeasilyconsidered

[alexactly-blog1]

@oldcoyote your Dudders irl!

[terumiafuro]

ian kahn describing washington’s relationship towards ben as “gentle father” and “tough dad” killed me

[alexactly-blog1]

[imagineyourhistoricalfigure]

Imagine your favorite historical figure holding a baby

[alexactly-blog1]

Imagining is for dweebs.

[biscemi]

4x08 belly of the beast (what really happened)

[alexactly-blog1]

Seth Numrich being a theater kid.

[facts-i-just-made-up]

Sea lions are just seals with an extra electron.

[yolonists]

a threesome? no thanks, if i want to disappoint two people at once i’ll talk to my parents

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

if you’re american and coming to australia, I’m gonna go ahead and say that you should be 100 percent way more worried about being king hit by a dude named “dane” in a bintang singlet than any fucking spiders that exist here

[marimopet]

what does this say in english

[alexactly-blog1]

Infinity War: *trailer released*

My ass, still stuck in 2012: "... so, anyway, each Avenger has their own floor, but they have a common floor for movie night..."