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[explorersofsky]

i don’t care about kylo ren’s divorce

[desertedbluffs-deactivated20201]

[explorersofsky]

you know what you’re so fucking right

[kristina100000]

12 y/o me thought i was a feminist for posting sex and the city quotes on facebook

[smalltownthot]

and you were

[kristina100000]

and i was

[literallyaflame]

[theshitneyspears]

raven only saying happy birthday after they prove it with their ID is my aesthetic 

[fuckyahumor]

legend

[fuckyahumor]

i’m still laughing omfg

[that-twink-over-there]

“21 alright” lmaooo

[yasferatu-deactivated20220102]

I am in tears at this lmaooo

[rodrickheffeley]

set is complete

[badnovels]

[captaincardboardbox]

[howlermonkey69]

[dubiouslexism]

[poisonous-ballads]

[fortooate]

[growtiredofpublicvulnerability]

[tiredbtw]

*spends all of my time alone* perfect! but why am i crazy

[homobrute]

[robeblr]

me

[physcicfuckface]

Me

[user1136]

[pissvortex]

just remembered my favorite ben shapiro own of all time which is when he was debating a transgender woman on dr. drew and he made a point to misgender her as many times as possible in a single sentence so she put her hand on the back of his neck like she was picking up a kitten, looked him dead in the eyes, and said “cut it out or you’ll be leaving here in an ambulance”

shapiro started immediately sniveling about civility in political debate like the little cockroach he is but not a single person in the room would back him up

[pissvortex]

[thissitewasamistake-deactivated]

[zooweamama-deactivated20201024]

💪Shoplifting😫🛍 Protip 💵

Step 1: go to ur local Walmrt

Step 2: go to th sports + outdoors aisle

Step 3: locate the weights

Step 4: pick them all up one by one

Step 5: put them all back (one by one)

Step 6: leave the store

Step 7: never come back

💥CONFIGURATIONS‼️ u have SUCCessfully 💅 shop LIFTED💪💪💪 NEVER STOP THE GRIND BRO 🔥🥇

[summerdiaryproject]

[kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd]

it's 2022. donald trump has died in disgrace days after being impeached and jailed. my chemical romance's new album is coming out the same day as the new spiderverse movie. the lizzo and janelle monaé collab song is blowing up the radio. lil nas x has a verse in it. you and your partner have time and energy for dates after work after jeff bezos' assets have been seized and distributed to the public in the wake of his arrest for keeping employees in unsafe working conditions.

[baconis42]

oh what a life

[dee-the-red-witch]

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

[elveepee]

LouieVanPatten.com

[cloudruler-old]

someone being a jerk: i have depression okay????

me, who also has depression:

[kinghlaaluhelseth]

what if i wore an amulet of mara around you....haha just kidding..............unless