Sayonara U Weeaboo Shits

a bitch of many phases. Mostly memes sometimes Doctor who-the-fuck & Good Omens. (Now occasional) Marvel trash and Wizardingworld ship poops.

[deanwinchesterapologist]

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[saprophetic]

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[sixpenceee]

[anonymoustypewriter]

1) Put four pills on each side. The heavier side has the pill. Take the four pills from the heavier side.

2) Put two of the potential pills on each side of the scale. The heavier side has the poison pill.

3) Take the two potential pills. Swallow one. If you survive, you are holding the poison pill. If you die, you have eaten the poisoned pill. Either way you will find out which one it is for sure

[waepenlesbian]

1) Weigh 6 of them, 3 on each side 2a) If both sides are equal, weigh the 2 you didn’t use before. 2b) If one side was heavier, pick 2 of the 3 and weigh them. Heavier one is poisoned. If they’re even, it’s the 3rd.

[anonymoustypewriter]

Well, all I can say is that we all have our methods and some of us are more willing to take a risk in the name of science

[kosmogrl]

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[fairycosmos]

absolutely criminal how falling into bad habits is the easiest thing in the world while developing positive habits feels like fighting a literal war

[memecucker]

When people are talking about Catholicism’s positive contributions to human culture they’re referring to BDSM

[iwilleatyourenglish]

about twice a year my partner will want to use my toothbrush and then get disgruntled when i call him a vile beast.

[iwilleatyourenglish]

[peoplegettingreallymadatghosts]

[10001gecs]

My high school bully reached out to me and asked to go lunch with him and he apologized for all the shit he put me through, one of his excuses was he was jealous I wasn’t afraid of admitting I was gay, and he thought I was spreading “homosexuality” because he would get boners thinking about me. Anyways, we did end up hate fucking.

in a way you really did spread homosexuality

[amateur]

[gertritude-art]

since good omens season 2 is airing, i thought i would share this horrendous sketch of what i imagined aziraphale and crowley looked like when i read the book back in high school

[huffylemon]

[betty-amorous]

"jesse pinkman takes a girl by the hand and leads her to his bedroom but instead of having sex they just play Sonic & SEGA All-Stars Racing" sounds like a tumblr meme made by someone who never saw breaking bad. but he really did that

[transplanetary]

"jesse pinkman tells walter white he can't cook meth that day becuase he's going to the georgia o'keefe museum" DEFINITELY sounds like a shitpost by someone who hasn't seen breaking bad and yet it really truly happened

[fishandshesmygills]

my brother started calling our cat "doobie brother" which he then lengthened to "dubious brother" and has since morphed into "brother dubious" like he's some sort of fucked up little monk

[fishandshesmygills]

brother dubious

[punchesco]

"My liege, I'm afraid I have reason to believe your concubine plots against you. Worry not, your eminence, you can still trust me, of course..."

[whitepeopletwitter]

[pissvortex]

in love with the way this cop just Source Engine ragdolls down this children’s slide before concussing himself

[despazito]

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