𝖲𝖳𝖠𝖳𝖲
full name: jordan alexander warren
nickname: alex, xander
age/date of birth: 36 / may 8th, 1986
zodiac sign: taurus ☼ libra ☾ cancer ↑
gender identity: cis male (he/him)
place of birth: hermosa beach, california
current location: bridgeport, maine
neighbourhood: point breeze
living situation: owns a nice home that he shares with his dog, pollux.
sexual orientation: demisexual
religion: believer but doesn’t subscribe to any religion
occupation: owner of the pitch/writer
fears: leaving the world worst than he entered it, hurting people.
hobbies: musical theatre, camping, reading,
likes: see above + nature, cooking, history, volunteering, sports.
dislikes: talking about his past
languages spoken: english, spanish, french, japanesse, italian, russian
height: 6 feet
instruments played: guitar, piano
tattoos: a phoenix on his back, a minimalist tattoo from the song ‘from eden’ by hozier where the word idealism sits in a small prison and it’s located on his left ribcage, the date of his mom’s passing and his sibling’s disappearance on his chest, the phrase ‘when i was drowning, that’s where i could finally breathe’ from the song clean by taylor swift on his right forearm.
piercings: n/a
favorite color: blue, red, green
favorite food: pie
allergies: n/a
right or left-handed?: right-handed.
parents: robert warren & alycia reynolds
sibling(s): a younger sibling, whereabouts unknown (there may be more half siblings, who knows?)
pet(s): a four year old labradoodle named pollux
𝖡𝖴𝖫𝖫𝖤𝖳 𝖯𝖮𝖨𝖭𝖳𝖲 (𝖿𝗎𝗅𝗅 𝖻𝗂𝗈 𝗌𝗈𝗈𝗇)
tw: substance abuse, abuse, child neglect, family separation, injury overdoze and death mention
he was born in hermosa beach, california and is the son of a former ballerina and a mechanic. however, they both had quit their professions by the time alex was born to produce and distribute illegal substances. his mother was a bridgeport native and when he was a kid, he used to visit quite regularly until his mom and her family got into a big argument and she swore to never come back
they started to use too very soon, so alexander’s entire life revolved around drugs from very early on in his life. he had to learn to be responsible and care for himself and his parents at a very young age and that proved to be beneficial when their sibling was born and alex soon enough had to take care of an infant due to his parents falling right into their addiction.
the patriarch started getting violent towards the entire family and those around them could see it so one day after receiving an anonymous call and while alexander was in school, child services arrived to the warren household and took the youngest warren.the father used this as his emergency exit and he too, left.
when alexander was sixteen, he came home after a party to find his mom unconscious and was pronounced death on her way to the hospital. it was later revealed that she had overdozed. after a few months barely surviving, alexander finally reacted. he finished high school a year later on top of his class and was later accepted in nyu
he decided to major in criminal justice and minor in drama, later on he got a phd in criminal justice and got enlisted in the fbi at age 23. it was during this time in his life where he met the person he thought he would spend the rest of his life and asked them to marry him. to his surprise, they said yes.
a couple years passed and alexander excelled at his job as an agent. he was told if he kept the good work he could make it as an executive director before 30. however, he was already doubting his life path. it all came crumbling down after two incidents: one when all the agents in his division and their families were threatened, causing alexander to freak out about his involvement with his fiance and culminated on them breaking off the engagement and their relationship altogether.
shortly after the breakup, the second incident caused him to spiral down: during a high profile case a mistake was made. a mistake that nearly caused him his life. it all culminating in him deciding to end his (fairly, short but extremely taxing) career in the fbi and start anew. alexander decided then to move to bridgeport, the one place that watched his mother grow. he used his experience to consult some cases after quitting and ultimately, wrote his first crime novel.
his first novel was published and received incredibly well, becoming a new york times best seller within a few weeks of its release. his publisher offered him a contract for other two books connected to his first novel, to create a crime saga and a possibility of a movie adaptation. alexander of course, accepted happily and delivered the second one within a few months.
with some of the money he got from his book deals, alexander opened the pitch
he got a labradoodle puppy around 4 years ago and is now trying to write his third book although it had proven as unsuccessful as his love life, although he remains hopeful and open minded in both fronts.
𝖯𝖤𝖱𝖲𝖮𝖭𝖠𝖫𝖨𝖳𝖸
For the most part, Alexander is a very loving and caring person. He genuinely cares about making those around him happy, he is very protective of those he loves, sometimes to a fault. But he always has good intentions, unless you hurt someone he loves, then he can be hell on earth and he has the FBI on his side so really, don’t cross him.
He can get VERY hot-heated, he is a very passionate guy when something really interests him.
He’s basically tired ???? all the time??? he doesn’t sleep that much but he’s getting better at it now that he doesn’t sleep alone) but yeah, big part of his personality, either tired or drinking coffee.
Kind of a mess, he tries to hides it because he has kids that depend on him now and he is like, a respectable professor but, yeah.
Honestly, just a very tired old golden retriever with an awful past he is still trying to deal with.
