Get Fast or Get Out

Befuddled and in a heinous mood

[distinguishedbaloney]

[zsnes]

stephen king character

[rcktpwr]

we all need to fuck

[acoolguy]

you tell me this the day after i trade my penis in at gamestop

[just-shower-thoughts]

When you clench your sphincter muscles to hold in a fart you’re diverting all power to shields.

[fuck-you-showerthoughts]

This is the lamest nerd reference I’ve ever seen, and I’ve watched whole episodes of the Big Bang theory

[just-shower-responses]

this dude’s watched big bang theory

[lichpresence-deactivated2020101]

[sexhaver]

owned

[hotvampireadjacent]

evicted

[ultrakillblast]

THE THING FROM ANOTHER WORLD (1951)

[brucebocchi]

the entire staff at arby’s when i come back for the fifth time that day

[taunyatta]

[o6eiyrskb4hg7rix8hih-deactivate]

fallout 3 sucks because somebody at bethesda decided to put “you” graffiti’d over the word “you”

[ewaneneollav]

timmy turner: i wish anybody who dies goes to hell no matter what

[carbink]

i was thinking about this post earlier today and almost fell down the stairs

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

maybe if bernie just showed a little more skin

delete

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

I cant stop thinkjing about this it KILLS me

[rslashrats]

[unclefather]

Sometimes.... the price is wrong

[persistentmanlyagitation]

[a-ladyofwar]

[quadriceps-deactivated20171230]

no homo but my dick look like a dick

[rcktpwr]

—– that gay shit —–>              me

[semiphase]

the notes tell a different story

[rcktpwr]

FUCK!

[robco-official-deactivated20250]

no thoughts head empty

[bout2headout]

[scribdyke-remade]

the fact that daedra had to stop opening gates in black marsh because the argonians kept reverse-invading them is so funny to me it was just like

daedra: we’re invading

argonians: no, we’re invading

[crystallineknight]

Daedra: invades

Argonians:

[scribdyke-remade]

argonians: WHO’S THE DAEDRA NOW, ASSWAGON

[silver-tongues-blog]

Daedra:  WE COME FROM A REALM OF FLAME AND DEATH TO CONQUER YOU

Argonians: 

[whitepeopletwitter]

[isaidan]