Alex's relatable mems

AlexCii's personal blog dorking around at the speed of sound Alex/Cii INFP 31 She/They Pretty chill

[drememoto]

sometimes you look at someone’s art and you know EXACTLY what’s going on and you’re like

[drememoto]

(I would like to emphasize the “non-judgemental” portion of the caption)

[madnessbrainworms]

two different but very similar energies

[poetrylesbian]

I’m glad my mom died

i forgot i asked for book recommendations for a moment and was like jesus christ im not qualified for this

[sleepdepravity]

[easily-evi]

the universal experience ✧₊⁺

[probuccalfat]

i am going to freak out! and not in a way anyone finds endearing or relatable

[isa-ah]

it should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. like no i shut it off and back on again why are you still here

[expelumos]

am i being a little bitch about it or am i actually allowed to be hurt by that: a novel by me

[steveyockey]

no “carrd.” you learn things about me based on what you can piece together from the vague details of my life I disclose in rare moments of vulnerability

[kokutenn]

[cannibalchicken]

[orchidboy]

hi can i come over and immediately fall asleep

[youlovetoseeit]

Unrealistic

[marshmalleaux-queen]

[numahachi]

the sequel

[whitepeopletwitter]

[cluegrrl]

It would be just as effective as a full on strike, without risking their jobs in anti union states. Especially if they made public newspaper announcements that this is what they will ALL be doing.

[spiderine]

This is called “Work-To-Rule” (a form of malicious compliance), and is a very useful and effective tool in labor organization!

[dozen-times-vanished]

My dad did this! He’s a high school teacher, and he and all his colleagues refused to write college recommendation letters - which was dozens of hours of unpaid labor not in their contract - until they got a renegotiated contract, and it worked in like less than a week cause parents went apeshit. The education system would fucking collapse without unpaid teacher labor, and that’s a huge source of leverage

[peachybunana]

wow clover cool gun!

[boomercades]

I love the beautiful bride and her ugly ass groom ❤️

[gumuhit]

you’re going to love again, find a job again, create art again, do what you love again, feel powerful again. you’re going to be back on track. i don’t know when, but you are going to feel like yourself again, eventually. this isn’t the end. hang in there.

[notlikingbestgirl]

Out of Touch

[is-it-out-of-touch-thursday]

Yes

[threecirclingbuzzards]

Y’know what? Fuck you. *Plays an acoustic guitar version of your leitmotif to show you still have tenderness and care in your heart, and compassion for others*

[sharklights]

yeah? well fuck YOU *plays a music box version of your leitmotif to show that this is your home and its comfortable and nostalgic here*

[threecirclingbuzzards]

No, piss off! *plays your leitmotif with immense reverb and a toned-down synth sound to show that nostalgia can also be about loss of what never truly was, a reflection of a reflection and a false memory of a false memory*

[sharklights]

ok, boomer. *plays your leitmotif using discordant synth bass to display your spiral into villainy after you discover that your memories were a fabricated illusion that were created just to keep you complacent, and how that information is destroying you*

[threecirclingbuzzards]

How many times do I have to teach you this lesson, old man? *plays your leitmotif in harmony with my own, intensity of both changing as our climactic battle’s balance shifts back and forth, eventually leaving only one with long, low pauses to musically represent our mutual struggle to overtake the other, yet not being able to exist in full without them.*

[sharklights]

oh, you’re going to regret that! *plays your leitmotif on piano in short, soft notes to show that you’re being worn down, and that your energy is at a low, but with a steadily rising bassline that foreshadows your upcoming second form*

[threecirclingbuzzards]

[pinolitas]

real