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poetrylesbian

I’m glad my mom died

i forgot i asked for book recommendations for a moment and was like jesus christ im not qualified for this

sleepdepravity

easily-evi

the universal experience ✧₊⁺

probuccalfat

i am going to freak out! and not in a way anyone finds endearing or relatable

isa-ah

it should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. like no i shut it off and back on again why are you still here

expelumos

am i being a little bitch about it or am i actually allowed to be hurt by that: a novel by me

steveyockey

no “carrd.” you learn things about me based on what you can piece together from the vague details of my life I disclose in rare moments of vulnerability

kokutenn

cannibalchicken

orchidboy

hi can i come over and immediately fall asleep

youlovetoseeit

Unrealistic

marshmalleaux-queen

numahachi

the sequel

#me rn im going to bed #goobnight #honkshoo #mimimi

whitepeopletwitter

cluegrrl

It would be just as effective as a full on strike, without risking their jobs in anti union states. Especially if they made public newspaper announcements that this is what they will ALL be doing.

spiderine

This is called “Work-To-Rule” (a form of malicious compliance), and is a very useful and effective tool in labor organization!

dozen-times-vanished

My dad did this! He’s a high school teacher, and he and all his colleagues refused to write college recommendation letters - which was dozens of hours of unpaid labor not in their contract - until they got a renegotiated contract, and it worked in like less than a week cause parents went apeshit. The education system would fucking collapse without unpaid teacher labor, and that’s a huge source of leverage

peachybunana

wow clover cool gun!

boomercades

I love the beautiful bride and her ugly ass groom ❤️

gumuhit

you’re going to love again, find a job again, create art again, do what you love again, feel powerful again. you’re going to be back on track. i don’t know when, but you are going to feel like yourself again, eventually. this isn’t the end. hang in there.

notlikingbestgirl

Out of Touch

is-it-out-of-touch-thursday

Yes

threecirclingbuzzards

Y’know what? Fuck you. *Plays an acoustic guitar version of your leitmotif to show you still have tenderness and care in your heart, and compassion for others*

sharklights

yeah? well fuck YOU *plays a music box version of your leitmotif to show that this is your home and its comfortable and nostalgic here*

threecirclingbuzzards

No, piss off! *plays your leitmotif with immense reverb and a toned-down synth sound to show that nostalgia can also be about loss of what never truly was, a reflection of a reflection and a false memory of a false memory*

sharklights

ok, boomer. *plays your leitmotif using discordant synth bass to display your spiral into villainy after you discover that your memories were a fabricated illusion that were created just to keep you complacent, and how that information is destroying you*

threecirclingbuzzards

How many times do I have to teach you this lesson, old man? *plays your leitmotif in harmony with my own, intensity of both changing as our climactic battle’s balance shifts back and forth, eventually leaving only one with long, low pauses to musically represent our mutual struggle to overtake the other, yet not being able to exist in full without them.*

sharklights

oh, you’re going to regret that! *plays your leitmotif on piano in short, soft notes to show that you’re being worn down, and that your energy is at a low, but with a steadily rising bassline that foreshadows your upcoming second form*

threecirclingbuzzards