They can't see me if I'm dead on the ground- Puff 4/5/26

[alexei-katoaa]

Intro Post

NOTE: If you're going to follow me, follow me if you like my ART not my reblogs.

EDIT: If you're going to ask questions, I can and WILL lie.

I DO NOT DO REQUESTS. You see, I'm a shellfish.

Hey it's me @alexei-kadota and I fell for a common scam. Oops! I don't think my pleading with Tumblr support will help so I am here. Did you know that katoaa is a conjugated form of kadota? It's Finnish :).

Anyways, w h a t t h e h e l l do I do?

I honestly don't know... I draw? I do what Alexei does. Oh I do shit animations.

Intended Audience

Please 16+. I wasn't posting anything edgy on my old and probably abandoned account but I will probably start doing it. Also, I like to curse so yeah : D.

Me

My name is actually Alexei, pronounced Ah - lex -ay however, I am also not too sure how it is pronounced. I am getting conflicting results. I use he/they pronouns and Im short and in my edgy phase. I love to draw, am I good at it? I don't know and I don't think so. I would say I'm most in the mashle fandom but I'm really fandomless. Oh I also like learning languages.

DNI

Pro-War (War is bad)

Homophopic

AI-"art" supporter

A scammer (haha lol)

OC Stuff Ig

For some reason if you like my children, go for it but first, I have some rules.

DO NOT GIVE MY FEMALE CHARACTERS BOOBS. Weird one I know but I actually have a reason other than I never cared to draw them.

Do not change the skin color of my characters. I'm going to go on a little rant, don't change the skin color for any character unless it's like a sonic character and it's up to interpretation. Very big pet peeve of mine.

Very gorey gorey is ok but sexual stuff is a no no >:(.

No ai stuff. I'll block you.

Absolutely no headcanons. I will hear you out but no drawing them.

No drawing my characters saying hateful stuff or spreading hateful messages.

More stuff:

I sort of noticed it was a scam but I kept doing it cause I was a bit scared. Oh well, I was always dumb.

I usually go by Alexei Kadota on all other socials. For the second time I AM ALEXEI KADOTA I FUCKING SWEAR now conjugated.

Im going to learn three languages at once. Laugh at me. (Finnish and German are the new ones Im gonna learn along side French)

I love my OCs. I have 87+

I lost the ability to spell well one day.

Speaking of 87, I took an unofficial IQ test and got 87. I just want to say I knew I was dumb.

My favorite book is Slaughterhouse Five.

Tags:

My_Anomalous_World - For stuff related to that story

Kadota_Reblogs- Reblogs

MAW_Berlin_Germany - Berlin Germany related stuff <3

[thuy-thuy]

OHH LOOOOOOOVE

[watermelonmang0stuff]

Heyyy plz enjoy my non Puzzles art🥹🥹

[alexei-katoaa]

Did you know? Watashi Hito Girl's name is actually Maria!

Heres some stuff about her

Height:5'5

Nationality: Portugese

Likes: Seagulls, Peaches, Peach cobbler, hanging out with seagull, the sea,the beach, ice cream

Dislikes: Being watched, People, school, Cats, her demon tail

-She swims well

-The marks on her face do NOTHING (in this universe)

Please comfirm her humanity, she really needs it.

[kevytmaitohorsma]

Reblog this photo of a käpylehmä to have a käpylehmä in your blog

It's a trick! If you reblog you get TWO käpylehmäs in your blog!

[emdrawalot]

Guys it just makes me sad when I see an artist I use to know rely on AI to make so call art.

And I just don’t get it, how can someone feel proud of something they didn’t really make. One of my favorite part of art is looking back on all the time and effort to get where I am now

[kendegoool]

[alexei-katoaa]

This is Watashi Hito Girl. I named her this was because that's the thing she said when I first drew her. (It was in Japanese).

I have a bit of lore on her. She is Ekaterina's online friend. Also she is a social outcast due to her paranoia, her staring out into space/ staring at people (accidentally) and her weird body movements.

Other than that, she isn't very important BUT remember, she is very human.

[alexei-katoaa]

Ok, this is Ekaterina. I definitely did not steal this name from someone a knew. Uh she's just a grey blur. Yeah.

[alexei-katoaa]

Man, I'm dead.

[alexei-katoaa]

Ah shucks, I came back from the dead.

[alexei-katoaa]

So you know Berlin Germany? Yeah Im doing that second. Im going to work on this thing called contempt. He (Maxim) is one of the main characters. I might as well share some information from time to time even if I know no one cares haha.

(The show is called contempt hence the tag #contempt)

[alexei-katoaa]

Yeah sorry guys, I came back so early.

This is my selfsona. He bleeds purple blood.

[alexei-katoaa]

This is just some guy. I don't know why she's in Berlin.

[skyfridge]

[alexei-katoaa]

I decided to make life harder on myself.

Meet Xander and Isa. I don't know much about them either.

[rainez33]

I fell asleep while studying Russian and dreamed that a pale visitor told me he wanted a gift, or else I wouldn’t be able to unlock all the Steam achievements. When I woke up, I saw the word “матрёшка” (Russian nesting doll), so I made this.