Well that's interesting...

Hi, I'm Alexis and I hope you have a wonderful day!

[fennethianell]

Did anyone thought about this?

[justacrush-deactivated20241226]

OH MY FUCKING GOD

[teamsams-blog]

[astraias]

i feel like ppl dont appreciate how hard ive worked to strike the perfect balance between self deprecating humour and very exaggerated vanity 

[doublesslightpeppa-deactivated2]

people: omg how are you single????

me *internally*: because i have deeply rooted emotional issues and a debilitating fear that im not good enough for anything

me: guess I just haven’t caught my fiSH yet! haha reel one in for me if you find one, sharon!!

[pettyrevenge]

Years ago in my high school AP economics class I was assigned to sit in the corner of the room where I was flanked by a handful of very popular, very lazy kids. After every exam the teacher would announce (much to my chagrin) my “high score” to the class.

After a particularly challenging exam where I only scored 93%, the teacher announced that the guy to my right (let’s call him Matt) had ALSO scored 93%, his friend behind him 90%, and the friend behind HIM 90%! Needless to say I vacillated between self-doubt and suspicion for a few days before I finally “congratulated” one of the 90%‘ers on his score. With an impish grin he admitted that his friend Matt had been cheating off me for months and “thanked” me for helping “so many people do so well” in the class. The petty revenge gears started turning in my head for what seemed like ages before I replied “no problem, I’m just glad to help!”

At the next exam I put my my paper in very clear view of Matt. He had been told that I was now willing to “help” him and his friends. I circled all wrong answers while making a special mark for the correct ones. Just before the time was up, I quickly changed my answers back when nobody was looking, turned in my exam, and smugly walked back to my seat.

What I didn’t know at the time was that the cheating conspiracy didn’t just involve the kids sitting next to me, but that my answers were written down and forwarded to the next 4 periods, all of which took an identical test.

One week later a record 22 people failed the exam. Matt empathetically remarked “Oh man, did you fail too!?” I flipped over my sheet: 100%.

Nobody ever cheated off me in that class again.

[screencap-central]

[pre-successful]

The new season of HTGAWM looks really good.

[memeguy-com]

[geekandmisandry]

Wow, I had no idea Satan was so knowledgeable and generous with his time.

#TeamSatan

[bear-eggs]

Can satan come teach a class at my school

[prokopetz]

Amusingly, among the Western European demon-conjuring cults of the 16th Century, many demons were greatly valued for their skill as teachers, often to the point that grimoires would place greater emphasis on the subjects each demon was qualified to teach than on their supernatural powers.

For example, this guy?

Teaches moral philosophy.

And this creepy dude?

He’s your astronomy professor.

Seriously, look this stuff up some time - it’s wild.

[cheesedeity]

I now want a comic or cartoon series about demon teachers and their human students. Not sure if it should be college or high school.

[prokopetz]

“Aw, man - I got Professor Lionwheel. I hear if you fail his exams, he eats your legs.”

“Yeah, but he’s supposed to be really good about keeping regular office hours.”

“Huh. Sort of a trade-off, really.”

[grumpy-rpg-reviews]

What do you have to do to get a scholarship?

[mermensch]

I can’t believe you called Buer, Great President of Hell, Professor Lionwheel lmfao.

[fire-ghoul]

this whole post

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

cute date idea

we go to an aquarium. you point out all the fish you like. i jump in the tank and attempt to fight them to win your affection

[thorcepticon]

But then you pick the shark, the god damn apex predator of the ocean. I go in there and try to fight it anyways. I fucking lose though because its a mother fucking shark and instead the shark wins your affection and you two end up getting married. That was 6 years ago and now whenever im on facebook I see how happy you are with your shark husband and shark children. I often think to myself that I never should have fought that shark but then I look and see how happy you are and realize, I wouldn’t change a thing.

[parksandfluff]

[100orbiters-deactivated20220211]

doing my make up is so relaxing and enjoyable for me i love the whole process of it and honestly fuck ppl who see it as some vapid fake thing woman do to impress/deceive men

[poke-a-loid-deactivated20190213]

Beginner’s Guide to Shipping:

[alexis21264]

ideal date: a pleasant romp though the forest together, playfully chasing each other back and forth through the snow, trying to catch one another with terrifying laser swords; you offer to train me in magic fencing, I kiss your face goodnight with my fire blade

[avidvampirehunter]

I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING—

Okay, so a lot of the Reylo haters say that Kylo Ren and Rey are related, and that their relationship is incest.

But I just had a thought—

Last night I did some research on Kylo Ren’s origins(because my little fangirling trash of a heart made me) and I discovered what happened when Ren betrayed Luke:

According to Wookiepedia, Kylo’s betrayal happened right after he fell beneath Snoke’s influence. When Ben decided to join the Dark Side, Snoke granted him a small army that had been operating under Snoke since the Battle of Endor, known as The Knights of Ren. With the Knights of Ren, Kylo slaughtered ALL OF THE PADAWANS BEING TRAINED BY LUKE. (http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Knights_of_Ren) 

A lot of us may have thought that Ben was being taught alone, but according to the website, Luke was attempting to train A WHOLE NEW GENERATION OF JEDI. (So Ben’s fall to the darkness would make more sense, because it would have been harder to keep an eye on him when there were others being trained alongside him).

This is where it gets crazy—

What if REY was one of those little Padawans? What if REY was the only one who escaped the slaughter? What if REY was somehow saved from being murdered and taken to Jakku for her safety, being told that she would be retrieved when it was safe?

This could explain why Kylo Ren was suddenly interested in the missing Droid(with the map to Skywalker). He already knew that the map was out there, but the possibility of it being in the hands of AN ESCAPED JEDI PADAWAN frightened him. 

This could explain why, in the TFA novelization he says “It is you!” when he fights her at the end.

This could explain why he was so invested in the idea of having her join him. Why he was comparably gentle in his treatment of her.

One last thing to consider: What if Ben betrayed Luke because he felt that he wasn’t getting enough attention? What if little Rey felt the same and spent time with him. What if, when the Knights of Ren attacked, Ben cornered her?

What if she was the one that Ben JUST. COULDN’T. KILL.

think about it.

[raygunwench-deactivated20151123]

Imagine Jurassic World but Chris Pratt’s character is a woman. The whole film is exactly the same, but instead of Owen we have Olivia. It makes more sense that Olivia is the alpha of Raptor Squad, because all the raptors are female as well. Olivia and Claire argue about shoes (”They’re actually pretty comfortable for heels.” “I have a spare pair of boots in the truck for the LOVE OF GOD please borrow them.” “I’m fine! I can walk miles in these!” “You’re weird.”) They save each other’s lives. They make out. They walk into the sunset together. Gal pals who defeated the dinosaurs. The End.

[pointylesbian-blog]

God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs. Dinosaurs eat man. Woman inherits the earth.

[kateevangelistaauthor]

This is SO cool that I just had to share.

[gelidian]

you clever fuckers

[jarhead-innawoods-deactivated20]

my teacher used this today

[haaaaaaaaave-you-met-ted]

W+H+I+S+K+E+Y 23+8+9+19+11+5+25 = 100%

[oomshi]

[theunvanquishedzims]

The police walk in and you’re wearing the one on the left. When they tell you he’s dead you gasp daintily, excuse yourself for a moment, then come back in the one on the right.

[anamorphosis-and-isolate]

[alexis21264]

Tell that to the people who have to deal with the Skywalker family drama

[funnystories]

funny story

when I was little, I would go on Nickelodeon.com all the time and they had this game similar to club penguin except it was called Nicktropolis. and if you forgot your password, a security question you could choose was “what is your eye color?” and if you got it right it’d tell you your password. so I would go to popular locations in Nicktropolis and write down random usernames who were also in those areas, and then i would log out and type in the username as if it were my own and see which of these usernames had a security question set to “what is your eye color?” (which was most of them, since it was easy and we were all kids). i would then try either brown, blue, or green, and always get in, then I would go to their house and send all of their furniture and decorations to my own account’s. and if it I didn’t want it, i could sell it for money

[khanos-deactivated20170219]

I love robbery and fraud

[pupu-platter]