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Hi I'm Chris, this blog is pretty much just stuff I find funny. Insta: ChrisHopkins217

[evilkakyoin]

cats are so dumb lol they eat shitty brown pellets like lol have u ever had a cheeseburger

[evilkakyoin]

[mioxenoblade]

the whole “companies searching their own names on twitter” thing is funny tbh

[knifefarty]

[3rdeyechakra]

[translesbianethics]

[catchymemes]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

Tfw you are at taco bell and you grab the wrong size lid for your drink and you dont want to throw it away bc that's wasteful and just adds more plastic into the worlds landfills but you can't put it back bc you dont want to spread germs and how would you feel if someone did that to you plus no one is vaccinated any more so who knows you might end up killing some small child, but throwing the lid away is basically on par with killing thousands as you do nothing to fight global warming, I mean what are you doing in taco bell anyways? Dont you care about the environment? Dont you care about your own health? You should be drinking water from a glass that was washed with earth friendly soap. Why can't our government get anything right ever? It's all money and power! Corrupt money and power! Money should be abolished. We should have global communism! Would that mean no more taco bell tho?

[beany-bo-beany]

Is this what overthinking is like?

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

Seeing as how I spent the rest of the day with a taco bell lid in my hoodie pocket, I think I can answer, "yes"

[heartseeker]

this is the only reason i get news notifications on my phone

[transgirl-link]

Steel Ball Run

[tab-irl]

okay but they actually had a very calculated disregard for speed limits?

some of the quick facts:

- average speed of 103mph (165kmh) including the 22.5 minutes of refueling - reached cruise speeds of 160mph (258kmh) - 700 horsepower from various upgrades - built-in Net Radar radar detector - windshield-mount Escort Max 360 radar detector - AL Priority laser jammer system - aircraft collision avoidance system (for finding highway patrol aircraft) - brake lights and tail lights disabled - vinyl trim used to make the rear lights resemble a honda accord (and not a race-ready mercedes) - 2 ipads for additional police tracking - 2 GPS systems to prove their record - police scanner - CB radio - 18 spotters along the route to watch for police - and my personal favourite, a roof mounted set of thermal binoculars

[fishmech]

Kings

[modernsuperhero]

w o w

[youlovetoseeit]

more u kno

[incel-moved-deactivated20210803]

[electricterror]

[averyterrible]

You need to have at least the D9 chart to identify dick/clit size. Amateurs 😒

[powerfulwizard]

The Mandalorian is a 123movies original series that Disney+ is illegally hosting and they should sue

[powerfulwizard]

Netflix and Hulu built their entire platform on illegally hosting putlocker original shows and they‘re just getting away with that

[powerfulwizard]

Netflix, Hulu, Disney+, Cable, CrunchyRoll and Amazon Prime are all stealing the hard work at 123movies, putlocker, kisscartoon, thepiratebay, and gomovies and they must be brought to justice.

[prsephonies-deactivated20200815]

conservatives wanna give communists and socialists shit for , like , using an iphone or whatever and yet every day i see commerce students in my public parks and libraries . oh u need to use a public restroom ? tough luck cause if u take that shit anywhere other than the private property of your khakis im gonna tell prageru that ur a liberal cuck

[oglach-uisce]

We live in a dis toe peeing so sigh titty 😔

[ditto]

we joke about tumblr’s pjge (post john green era) but it is legitimately wild that a) a social media site allowed others to edit your posts for five years, and b) that we all agreed to use the honor system about it until mr. green arrived

[jumex]

[catchymemes]