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(he/they) 20 🇲🇽 Average Hal Jordan enjoyer

[atticuswastaken]

How it feels telling people I use tumblr in the big 26

[strawlessandbraless]

Boys will be boys

[petewentz-]

It's fun being queer and weird and unconventional until you remember you live in a society

[iamjapanese]

Kiki Smith（American, b.1954）

Wooden Moon 2022 Wood engraving with ink, and watercolor on collaged Xuan paper 243.8 x 373.4 cm via

[emilyoberg]

[ooppo]

"He has a 12 inch cock" well my pussy ain't a fucking magicians hat bitch where is all that supposed to go

[ooppo]

[monchursouls]

🌾🌾🌾

Harvesting my wheat

[rat-in-the-grain]

Hehehehehe

[monchursouls]

Can I fucking help you?

[sasuke-offical]

my senior english teacher told me that any scene with a woman in a cornfield in every piece of literature ever is about her journey to womanhood/pleasuring herself in the field and i just.... believed her

[monchursouls]

What

[rat-in-the-grain]

What

[omgkawaiirainangel]

[starsworth]

jeremy: he was sixteen.

kevin: it's the age of consent in west virginia. without a complaint, there was no crime, and there will never be a complaint.

neil, who got the complaint:

[prguitarman]

I’m 35 now. Also here’s the original doodle

[i-wanna-be-cute]

i feel like i just walked past jesus in a hot topic

[omnomnb]

house of lamentation is alive and it loves you. you're not allowed to move out permanently even once you're married because the entire building starts trembling on its foundations and all the woodwork screeches and whines like its crying. if ever a brother has an argument with you every door starts conveniently shutting on his face and the carpet slips from under him as he tries to walk around

[dinosaurnews]

Sorry, PETA, I would 100% eat a T-Rex.

[hellohowyme]

T.Rex would absolutely eat a chicken

[domina-honoribila]

A chicken would eat a T Rex, if it could get away with it.

[take-a-dip-in-the-deadpool]

Me, a chicken and a trex deciding whos gonna eat who

[dungeonmastersconsortium]

Me stepping onto the balcony to address my followers

[bucketofli]

Happy birthday to Dean <333

[johnssoap]

“there’s a water drought in california!!! we have to shower together!!!”

[aerithcloud]

I'm so sorry, Tamsy is actually hilarious.

[theblackparadeisdead]

Gave a gamer girl a hickey call me the Mark Applier

[greatmagisterhexonic]

no

[theblackparadeisdead]

Call this guy the Mark Denier

[greatmagisterhexonic]

no

[theblackparadeisdead]

Call this guy the Mark Replier