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I deadass thought this was 3 Star Wars movies

its called Color Theory and we been knew. “Art is subjective” but there are certain “rules” you can follow to make things more appealing in a subconscious/subliminal kind of way.

once you see it, you cant unsee it.

greenvelvetchaise

I can’t believe there are only 9 movies

aleatorietadellesistenza

There are only 9 genders and they are:

Orange and blue action hero

Red dress damsel

Foggy straight couple

Lone guy with sword

Couple leaning on eachother

Eye

Blurry thriller Cop

Sexy Legs™

Orange and black action hero

zahnegott-lives

movies is the same

ninestempest

I love how many of the last category are Nicolas Cage

alexstrazsa

it be like that

catbountry

YTMND isn’t feeling so good.

fantasyfoxman

Where’s the image of that man saluting then screaming in anguish? I feel like that would be appropriate right about now.

catbountry

catsofinstagram

gloomdocwife

OH MY GOD BABEY BABEY BABEY

math--witch

This is basically turning into a cat blog.

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@unlucky-chan

tenaflyviper

Was looking back at my blog content from 2012.

Tumblr flagged a photo set of my nails painted with zebra stripes, but didn’t flag the picture I found of Sailor Venus snorting coke off a dick with a rolled-up dollar bill.

tenaflyviper

No, I’m not gonna reblog the latter. If you genuinely want to see it, find it in the archive.

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It was worth the digging.

darkgreyclouds

The power of a mother’s tears

rivalsclub

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@unlucky-chan

todaysbird

i really like when crows just insert themselves into a group of other birds and then act like there is absolutely nothing strange about it

x

coyotes-grin

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@unlucky-chan

babanillustration

Some small style experiments with jade :0

Redbubble | WeLoveFine | Teepublic | Zazzle

p0ply

woah its 4/13

koroke-deactivated20191105

happy birthday homestuck!!!!!!

askiathedickhead

Guessing those tips weren’t very good

pangur-and-grim

man, I have very little sympathy for people who’re like “I gotta let them play in traffic, my cat WAILS and acts MISERABLE unless I let them outside!”

because like……….so does mine? at a certain point each day Grim decides she wants out, and until that happens she a) follows me about SCREAMING, and b) sits atop whatever I’m doing and bites my hands. this is not an exageration

wanna know what I do? I take her out. either supervised in my backyard or on leash in the front

she naps in the sunlight, eats copious amounts of grass, rolls in dirt, and murders butterflies. after 15-30 minutes (equivalent to the time you’d spend on a neighbourhood dog walk) I take Grim back in, and she happily sleeps/plays/cuddles indoors for the remainder of the day

it’s legitimately low-effort

screwyouandrew

Outdoor cat owners: but my cat whines when I don’t let them outside

Rational people: so why don’t you just watch them to make sure they’re not going to get hurt

Outdoor cat owners:

musiczodiacmystery

…. Play in traffic? I’m guessing this is about cat owners in the city bc I live in the middle of nowhere and we let the cats go in and out as they please bc they’re not in danger. If you live in the city, please do like op does but if you don’t live near a heavily populated area with a lot of traffic, and danger to cats, then I’d say it’s ok to let the cats go free outside

yourladyindank

NO IT AINT

because there is still

Disease

Parasites

Feral cats

Feral dogs

Coyotes

Hawks

Other predators

They are decimating local wildlife! Bunnies! Birds! Lizards! 63+ species have been driven extinct just by cats! They are INVASIVE

And more!

Keep your animal inside!

alexstrazsa

I’ve had cats my whole life and live in a pretty suburban neighborhood and never had much issue with them going outside. A few of them even exclusively lived outdoors.

I also don’t live in a place with hawks, coyotes, and numerous feral cats and dogs, so use some common sense on whether it’s safe or not to have your cat outside.