let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
Sade Olutola
ojovivo
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titsay
occasionally subtle
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Claire Keane
gracie abrams
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
izzy's playlists!
tumblr dot com
Fai_Ryy
Origami Around
EXPECTATIONS
ellievsbear
YOU ARE THE REASON
cherry valley forever
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@alexsworkshops
best thing tumblr ever did for me is the term "rotating it in my mind". it's really true that sometimes you think about something real hard but you can't tell what the thoughts are exactly. it's revolutionary stuff, i might even say
sometimes the subject of your thoughts is just in this thing
Ah, there it is!
The TUMBLER!
The tumblr blorbo in the blorbo tumbler.
"it's not that deep" START DIGGING!!
DIG
DIG
DIG
DIG
OOPS TOO DEEP
Speak for yourself, that's exactly what I was looking for.
Being ace and hot is a nightmare sometimes, I met this guy in my neighborhood, we live literally 200m away from each other, he's funny and witty and a genuine delight to talk to, and YESTERDAY he makes it clear he's flirting so now I'm trying to figure out how to turn him down and also throw my single friends at him because he really is a great catch, but I don't eat fish so he's wasted on me.
So now I have to figure out how to say 'I think, based on your tastes, I have some girlfriends you might like and they'd love to take you home, doggy walking same time next week?' in human speak.
Task failed abysmally, I'm having a threesome on Tuesday. My job is to look pretty and hand over the props.
That was fun, amd I learned some things about myself! Namely that I would make an excellent scantly-clad servant bowing to a sadistic evil queen. 10/10 would do it again.
Please stop reblogging this, if it ends up on Tiktok some teenybopper is gonna call me bad ace representation.
The woes of internet infamy
hey guys im making french toast sticks in the oven. I’m gonna take a quick nap wake me up in 5 minutes so i can flip them over
Randy its been five minutes flip your sticks
snnnnzzzzz
i turned this post into a blinkie
Happy 10th anniversary to Randy’s burnt french toast sticks!
creepy tim drake you will always be famous
this is actually literally how every day felt in high school
this is actually
literally how every
day felt in high school
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
mark, my words. *mark brings me my dictionary* thank you mark
Night Vale had some of the BEST one off quotes that would just suckerpunch you in the chest leave you breathless
Like the one that stuck with me was this one:
"when a person dies and no one will miss them, the mourning is assigned to a random human. This is why sometimes you just feel sad."
It's been almost 11 years... It haunts me in a good way
"I asked chat gpt"
Well, i asked old woman josie out near the car lot, and she definitely did not tell me anything about the angels that are definitely not finding shelter in her home
And now, the weather
Meanwhile, somewhere else in Night Vale:
Happy Pride to the original gay podcast people
I'm sure this has been done before
I’ve started consuming every media
(Ignore how stupid it looks I wrote this on my tablet during class)
"I asked chatgpt-"
Well I asked the host of the community radio station of a small desert town and he said "Don't let numbers tell you what to do. You are blood and earth, not theory and chalk", so maybe think about that.
"I asked chat gpt"
Ok and I asked the faceless old woman that secretly lives in your home and she replaced all your kitchen utensils with roaches.
Big fan of media that makes you feel like this
