Symone :D

anythin n everythin rlly. Symone (Simoné) She/they. pfp by ummmmandy on tumblr. mashed potato stan acct. biromantic asexual <33

[beepathan]

hey everyone its april fools. but dont worry i dont have anything planned. just going to sit here and...

I LIED !!!! GET PRANKED

POST BELOW ME GET FUCKING WET

[fembutchboygirl]

Hi guys i'm so glad no one's doing april fAAAAAAAHHH AHHHHHH AAAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! WHO DID THSI

[galahadwilder]

No, Mr. Horse, don’t worry, I certainly don’t have a Plinko down here! What I do have is this lovely cask of wine, specifically for horses, Amontillado in fact! Exquisite vintage.

I know you’re not supposed to be in this hospital, but if you’ll just follow me down this corridor—no, that’s not blood on the floor, it’s color theory, I’ll explain it later—I can bring you to this cask of wine that is certainly NOT a plinko machine—

[sunfoxfic]

I'm telling you, Blorbo, I have the finest copy of my shows in the basement, please follow me

[queer-cosette]

we can take the Eeby Deeby - no, no, I promise it's not going to Gay Superhell - look, Eebders Deebeorg was an outlier adn should not have been counted

[galahadwilder]

Where did I get this Eeby Deeby? Well, there was this lovely Middle Eastern gentleman who was selling copper, the finest copper—

[queer-cosette]

hnnnnngg I’m trying to get blorbo into my plinko but the eeby deeby I bought from the copper merchant who as it turns out was EXTREMELY disreputable (who is he, to treat me with such contempt?!) is dummy thicc, thicc enough to block the Suez Canal in fact, and the eebert of the deebert is so scrimblo bimblo it keeps alerting the horse

[queer-cosette]

yoU PLINKO BLORBO?! you plinko blorbo like the HORSE?! Oh, Eeby Deeby for Glup Shitto! Eeby Deeby for Glub Shitto for 1000 YEARS

[galahadwilder]

“Eeby Deeby” is, in this case, putting an orange buttered cat face-first into a trashcan

[digitaldiscipline]

my name is blorb and when its nite and eeby deeby castiel's flight poe and wine cause discourse

i'm ever given; i plink the horse

[r3d-d34th]

[galahadwilder]

I love reading the notes of this monstrosity I have birthed. Every single one of you is at a Loss.

[plumslices]

Ima start saying shit like “im retiring for the evening”

[flipchild]

more please. and soon. & now

[lastoneout]

Don't wanna add too much but I unironically love "I'm retiring for the evening" not just for the Vibes but its a great way to say "I'm not necessarily going to bed but I am no longer Available to other people" and solves the problem a lot of people have with the whole being ashamed of being seen online after you said you were going to bed. Like legit we should start saying this again.

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[asfgjfkgjnfkjgnkfjg]

Have you ever been to the omegaverse

Can you guys just ask me how my day is or something

[firefox-official]

“that character is problematic” i am sick and twisted. next

[sighinastorm]

Playing D&D.  We found ourselves in a shop, like usual. Somehow I accidentally bought an old crone with a quill.  All she does is overline the writing on all my scrolls with a broader nib.

[sighinastorm]

fuckin’

[mrcloudyfun]

fuckin’

[sighinastorm]

Hag Of Bolding

[mrcloudyfun]

Hag Of Bolding

[sighinastorm]

I am so sorry.

[can-i-make-image-descriptions]

[Image ID/ Tumblr tag reading: #this made my partner stop cuddling me /End ID]

[weaver-z]

It's really funny to take Spanish with people from different Spanish-speaking countries, because the ones from South American countries are like "Yeah no one uses vosotros, we don't know what it's doing here" and the ones from Europe are like "If you don't give our beloved second-person plural its due respect, the Hounds will find you"

[breadcunt]

Why would they speak spanish in europe

[weaver-z]

Spain.......

[azraqed]

every time mitski says [my god i’m so lonely] [you’re growing tired of me you love me so hard and i still can’t sleep] [i’ve been big and small and big and small and big and small again and still nobody wants me] [i don’t want your pity i just want somebody near me] [so please hurry leave me i can’t breathe please don’t say you love me] [and i hope you leave right before the sun comes up so i can watch it alone] [and i know no one will save me]

[carnelianfoxx]

howl’s moving van

[carnelianfoxx]

[givemethedamnflowers]

[silversneasels]

[sweet-milky-tea705]

[mousemilf-deactivated20250508]

i like to go in the bathroom and splash water on my face and pretend im a male protagonist under a lot of stress

[percethecurse]

the masculine urge to stare at your own wet face in the mirror, haunted

[foulserpent]

why do US military bootboys walk around in public in their cringe costumes all the time

[foulserpent]

everybody at this gas station MUST clap and cheer for the special boy on his big day out

[slimetony]

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits of of mountainsides. They crave that mineral.

[sailor--spoon]

Why is this back on my dash in 2018

[bumblebeerror]

Why is this back on my dash in the year of our tormentor 2021?

[yardsards]

real tumblr veterans know this isnt even the ORIGINAL crave that mineral post, it’s a repost by the randy your sticks person because the OP of the true original supported child slavery and practiced therapy without a license

[simplydm]

Quackity stands in court, ready to be the best lawyer the world’s ever seen. This case is easy, he’ll definitely win. The judge speaks. “Uh, actually, op is a dream stan, case closed.”

[chunkysoup22]

heres how bedrock bros can still win

[3liza]

[violentoffender]

you chatting shit?

[cextra-loz]

pov you are driving down a bri ish school road