Palace of Well-Earned Victories

Alezandra, 26 May or May not be a Cryptid

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[sosuperawesome]

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[sirobvious]

>go to Draculas castle

>he has a humidifier

>pour two liter of holy water into it

>leave

[sootonthecarpet]

Everyone, do not do this! Your local Dracula probably isn’t hurting you, and helps manage the area’s wolf and rat populations! In fact, most Draculas never leave their castles for more than an hour or two a night unless disturbed by humans. The FEW recent cases of Dracula attacks have all been proven to have been the result of a stressed Dracula mistaking clumsy hikers for its natural enemy, the werewolf. After overhunting by millennials in the 2000s, there are fewer than a thousand Draculas left in the wild today! Please stop spreading misinformation about an endangered species crucial to the ecosystem :(

[rem-ir]

Ok look I get where you’re coming from and here’s the thing: Draculas are crucial to their ecosystem. None of the information you’ve provided is accurate to North America, where Draculas are an extremely invasive species. I don’t get where you’re getting the “less than a thousand left” figure, unless you’re citing an out of date study from 2006. Their numbers are still worryingly low in Eastern Europe, but they’re not currently in danger of extinction.

You know what species is? Chupacabras.

The local chupacabra populations in North America are dwindling dangerously due to predation from Draculas. We can protect both species in their own natural habitats, but not in each other’s. The U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service and the Mexican Secretaría de Medio Ambiente y Recursos Naturales both encourage the trapping of Draculas. Now, there are humane ways to do it, and you can look into them on your own time, but if you see a Dracula in North America, it is not supposed to be there.

[zooophagous]

This could all be avoided if people spayed and neutered their pet Draculas and stopped letting them free roam. Draculas don’t “need” to free roam, they do great on harnesses and enclosed pens, and free roaming opens them up to dangers from other predators and vehicle strikes, not to mention parasites, disease, fights with other Draculas and abuse from shady humans who take pot shots at them with crossbows.

For their sake and wildlife sake, keep your Dracula indoors.

[gallusrostromegalus]

I know we’re all worried about the decline of Chupacabras in North America (I haven’t seen one in the wild since 2014) but I would like to remind everyone that the BEST way to help out is to support your local Fish and Wildife Depatment or if there’s a reputable Chupacabra Rehabilitation Center they reccomed.  It’s also important to show up to city council meetings on Proposed Housing Development, as Habitat Loss is another very serious problem for Chupacabras.

DO NOT leave bits of goat out for them to prey on- not only are you more likely to feed the Feral Draculas, if there are Chupacabras about they’re likely to pick up diseases from out pets and garbage. There’s nothing sadder than having to put down a Chupacabra because some well-meaning but ill-informed citizen was feeding them and exposed the cryptid to Parvo Virus because she didn’t pick up after her pug.

[goldfreesia]

i wish i could say this wasn’t me in 2008 but…

[bowlingshirtbellas]

this was me literally yesterday in my car

[alezandrathegreat]

I have never truly recovered from the intensity of those Ichabod and Abbie hugs, and the fact I never got to see what that relationship could blossom into makes me tired every time I think about it.

[foxanddana]

when you love him

[princessmovieticket]

[kasaron]

Alfred, his butler, as a counterpoint.

[wike-wabbits]

Perfume bottle consisting of eight enameled glass bottles as orange segments, set in painted ceramic holder. (ca. 1925)

[deceptive-owls]

Why did 1925 people get 1000% cooler product packaging than we do

[sexycraisinthanos]

when crack is allowed in literally everything people get creative

[hunters-schafer]

I love movies! Gosh, I love movies. I love watching them and I love making them.

[gabbaray]

[rafikecoyote]

Why can’t you people ever keep your feet on the ground? //  I prefer the Thompson

[zombeesknees]

#this is the dude version of the ‘lucy liu takes her helmet off in charlie’s angels’

[beatchya]

Fran Fine pairing a baseball cap and pigtails with a holographic Versus Versace party dress is an important moment in fashion history.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[strangersea]

I watched this indonesian horror movie and they did have some “bloopers” except instead of being funny outtakes, they were points in filming where they were forced to stop because the actress playing as the ghost got possessed a couple times and they had to do an exorcism

[brbjellyfishing]

[goawfma]

“sorry to hear that” 💀💀💀💀💀

[hundondestiny]

she said if u got beef she’s a vegetarian i’m

[luvmangosdope]

🤣😂🤣

[keybladesoras]

Keanu Reeves - A National Treasure!

[brunopixels]

[queerdungeons]

Aliens are the least of our worries right now but listen to me. Aliens don’t want to hurt us but the government is gonna convince us they do and incite worldwide panic and start a real space war to avoid advancing technology for the general population because efficient non oil based energy that the aliens have will crush the capitalist industries that need it to thrive welcome to my ted talk

[kirjavaspan]

this post so confidently and sincerely made it’s point that i had to stop myself checking the news to find out if first contact had happened this morning