alfaburcods

he/him

[dailycatsblog]

[ankhlesbian]

Does anyone have that geats gif where the guy is dodging bullets by doing the fish flop

[excadrill]

o7

[jaggedspine]

Hit ya (hit ya) with the (with the) punk (punk) tactics do not re-post instagram | twitter | bluesky

[alfaburcods]

hallo

kennst du 🫵 gubi fortnite?

wenn ja: cool

tschüss

[actuallytris]

oh welch göttlichen Mahles darf ich mich hier zu später Stunde ergötzen

[alongcomesmary]

rauchen ist krebserregend? mir doch egal was krebse geil macht!

[fatal-contagion]

[talos-stims]

trying to groom her brother | source

[sky665]

[everydaylouie]

earthside assistance

[alfaburcods]

[shinolavolume1-deactivated20240]

im not really trying to be funny here i genuinely have never wanted context for something more in my life than this video. i mean ive always figured its just one of those weird for the sake of weird kind of things. but regardless the logistics of this whole setup are what intrigue me. what is this body of green water? a koi pond? the lighting reminds me of a hospital room or something. is the room flooded? it doesnt really look that way, but its possible. why are there apples and balls in it? but why is it also in a room? i cant tell if theres light eminating from the water or if its just such an intense shade of green it gives the illusion. is the bed affixed to the wall and suspended over the water or what? how did the bed even get there if its not a flooded bedroom? i only just noticed the water bottle tied to the bar as well. how does he manage to act relatively unbothered by a massive branch hitting him in the neck. and the watermelon just speaks for itself. im not expecting an answer i just need you to know these are the kinds of things i ask myself for 20 minutes each time its brought back to my attention

[romeomathgod]

[spooky-cowfish]

A recreation of what I saw when I was passing my boss's desk

[redlipstickresurrected]

Matty Newton (American, b. Southern CA, USA, based Portland, OR, USA) - Party Pooper, Painting

[urgetocreate]

Scott Prior (American, b.1949) Bedroom in Winter, 1980, Oil on canvas

[audarcy]

[verdare1]

I need to see this movie…

[kamenwriter]

[monsterhospital]

Its like this but Godzilla actually does show up

[lastoneout]

Wait this is some galaxy brain shit actually, I'm gonna have to start doing this.

[everydaylouie]

tapping

[loveridden1999]

smokers smoke after everything