alfie

the kids forced me.

[alfiethaddeuscranepennyworth]

heart of the batfamily.

RP BLOG!

i have more, okay? and they will be interacting. why? because... it's fun.

[alfiethaddeuscranepennyworth]

ooc: yk what? i lowkey forgot how to rp as alfred

[alfiethaddeuscranepennyworth]

@/timbits-drake has run away from the manor…….

Not the first time.

@timbits-drake

[jokerwithcrowbar]

ooc:

i am NOT feeling the christmas spirit this year

it sucks

i barely even registered that today is christmas eve

i literally almost forgot about christmas eve

please kill me

im so broke

legit

send money guys so i can feel loved

😍

[birdyoncetoldme-deactivated2025]

Gotham pigeons are built different. I saw one square up to Robin the other day. It won.

[shecarnionmyval]

i fucking hate the joker

oh my god he just fills me with RAGE everytime i see he’s ugly pasty elongated face

[jokerwithcrowbar]

I FUCKING HATE YOU

your disgusting face is one of the things i LOATHE

I HATE YOUR RED HAIRED ASSS

fucking bitch

die

[shecarnionmyval]

i’m gonna fuckin feed you to bud and lou bitch

I HATE YOY GO DROWN IN ACID

[jokerwithcrowbar]

GO FUCK TAKE A FLYNG FUCK ON A ROLLING DONUT

[shecarnionmyval]

GO CHOKE ON A CROWBAR

[jokerwithcrowbar]

GO CHOKE ON A CHRISTMAS GIFT YOU BITCH

[alfiethaddeuscranepennyworth]

Language, Mr. Joker.

[robinhuntr]

Gothamites waking up to the loud ass Batmobile racing down the street at 3 am bc the local murder clown thought it would be funny to try something

[alfiethaddeuscranepennyworth]

These murderers never learn, do they?

[alfiethaddeuscranepennyworth]

hi grandfather! would you be available to teach me how to bake a german chocolate cake tomorrow?

-@the-best-of-waynes

Hello, Helena. Of course!

[alfiethaddeuscranepennyworth]

Hello Alfred!! Penny for your thoughtsw!?!

@i-am-here-to-interact

You don't need to pay for my thoughts.

[alfiethaddeuscranepennyworth]

if you could only ever eat soup or salad for the rest of your life, which would you pick?

-@the-best-of-waynes

Salad. It's much more flavorful in my opinion. It's also incredibly diverse and healthier.

[theactualredhood]

I feel the need to wreak havoc but Alfred has banned me from doing anything explosive so I leave you with this.

Pinapple on pizza is great

[livsoulsecrets]

Little Dick and his chips in Batman #54

[alfiethaddeuscranepennyworth]

I have to say the name thaddeus is very nice… sounds fancy

Thank you. Thank you for saying that.

[alfiethaddeuscranepennyworth]

BEAUTIFUL PERSON AWARD. Once you're given this award, you're supposed to paste it in the ask of eight people who deserve it. If you break the chain, nothing happens but it's sweet to know so. I think you're beautiful inside and outside💕💐💛💛🫂

Thank you.

[alfiethaddeuscranepennyworth]

Alfred?.... Oh wait. You're not my universes Alfred. Sorry for bothering you....

- @jamie-todd-red-knight

No, no. It's most certainly alright.

[alfiethaddeuscranepennyworth]

Hi handsome;)

Uhm...

[alfiethaddeuscranepennyworth]

I found an old book where the cover needs some TLC in the library, and I was wondering if you could help me pick out a type of material for the new cover, so that when I re-bind it it has a new cover.

-📖

Leather is always very classy.

[book---anon]

Omg I never remembered I asked you that!! Thank you! I'll see what I can do!