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@alhedman
sorry for taking so long to text you back i was plagued by issues and situations of daily life that i should be used to by now..
my favorite minor moomin characters are the “bad language” that are personified into funny little creatures
I call this one “piss shit”
fuck & bastard
dickballs
me talking to a man: i know. i know. yeah i know. i know. i’m aware. yes i already know that
first girls night out after the quarantine is lifted
can’t stop loving
medieval art
who could forget such classics as
Fish with Human Feet, Disgruntled that Life on Land sucks Just as much as it did In Water
Nuns Enjoying Their Yearly Harvest
A moknkey doing That Thing whilst Hedgehog looks on
Forlorn Cat with Vulva plays Mandolin
Them
Queen Cheats on Husband with Weird Serpent Man
and my favorite
Derrick You Leave your Sister Alone she is Your Family Now
It’s Just a Flesh Wound
Man Is Weirdly Unimpressed by Thirteen-Armed Woman
Dude, Put Some Fucking Hose On!!!
This Guy
@tiefamat
im a simple woman i laugh at my own posts and i torture my digestive system with my tendency to obey every single one of my cravings without question
might fuck around and read a 500 page physical published book in one sitting like it’s 2006 and I’m being bullied in middle school so I take refuge in the library and inhale books at a frightening speed that I have not been able to replicate since
what's your best meme Claudia?? I wanna see what you got.
where’s my grandparent who will peacefully die of old age and give me a note only to open when i need it, revealing that they have gifted me their old farm that i can use to escape to if i ever need a reprieve from capitalist corporate life, in an idyllic town with lovely villagers and also a wizard
??? this cat is attempting to calm her steed
This looks like a fuckin’ classical painting.
There I painted it.
Oh. My. God.
Owner fell asleep with her phone in her hand and the lights on again.
Can I hire this dog to babysit me on work nights??
a friend in a FB cat group has this cat named pigeon
i think you can see where he gets his name
NUM NUM NUMNUM
trans person: hey can you use my real, actual name
cis ppl: ah no it's just too hard for us :/ it's too weird. :/ Sorry it's just such an effort and I really can't be bothered :/
cis dude: hey can u call me pork chop lol
cis ppl: whoa epic dude ok lol
@alhedman
We regret to inform you the writer who
Created a race of slaves who are happy to serve, whose abolitionist allies are seen as out of touch or weird
Created werewolves who were metaphors for AIDs and then made a character who deliberately infects people
Has only given LGBT+ representation outside the actual content of her works
Appropriated large portions of Native American culture and spirituality in order to make an American School!AU
Made Jewish caricatures out of Goblins and had them all run banks
Might not be a good person.
Rejected anthology submission
i dont know what my aesthetic is but im pretty sure it’s exactly this tweet