Alice

okay. everybody. go to this link (if you want to):

https://perchance.org/character-headcanon-generator-by-outergirlsound

type your name, and click the button. I want to see what you all get

...

im not that bad, right?

@alice-wu-gulliver @divigaytion-witch @riovidalisforagatha @harknesss-hoe @ihateagathaharkness @mssharon

and for fun, Other Billy: @agathas-pet get your Coven joining too :D

Alice, calling Agatha: can you come collect your freak of a wife please? she’s doing weird shit at the mall again

Agatha: no, I set her loose on purpose

Alice: I just saw her go into the pet store, she’s not gonna steal anything or kill anybody, is she?

Agatha: oh, let her. she needs enrichment

Rio: *strolling out of the pet store with puffed cheeks*

Man’s voice in the background: security! Stop her!

Alice: Agatha, please

Agatha: just a few more hours. She hasn’t free roamed in a few days

Alice: Rio, stop!

Rio: *stops in her tracks and turns to look at Alice, chewing on something*

Alice: What’s in your mouth?

Rio: *chews faster*

Alice: hey! No! Spit it out!

Agatha: *cackling at the chaos*

Alice, holding out her hand: spit it out

Rio, frowning: *opens her mouth and a bunch of aquarium gravel falls out*

Alice, sighing: Agatha just come get her. She’s eating the aquarium gravel

Agatha: ugh, fine! I’ll be there in 10

Alice: you know that’s not meant to be eaten, right? It’s not edible

Rio, crossing her arms: then why is it brightly coloured and bite sized?

@the-real-rio-vidal @always-been-agatha @ancient-witch @rio-vidal-official @harknesss-hoe @riovidalisforagatha

riovidalisforagatha

Yes, Alice. WHY IS IT BRIGHTLY COLORED AND BITE SIZED?????? the fish won’t eat them, soooooooooooooo

It's to make the tank look cool...

riovidalisforagatha

They are crunchy, like nerds without the fruity taste

Omg

Alice, calling Agatha: can you come collect your freak of a wife please? she’s doing weird shit at the mall again

Agatha: no, I set her loose on purpose

Alice: I just saw her go into the pet store, she’s not gonna steal anything or kill anybody, is she?

Agatha: oh, let her. she needs enrichment

Rio: *strolling out of the pet store with puffed cheeks*

Man’s voice in the background: security! Stop her!

Alice: Agatha, please

Agatha: just a few more hours. She hasn’t free roamed in a few days

Alice: Rio, stop!

Rio: *stops in her tracks and turns to look at Alice, chewing on something*

Alice: What’s in your mouth?

Rio: *chews faster*

Alice: hey! No! Spit it out!

Agatha: *cackling at the chaos*

Alice, holding out her hand: spit it out

Rio, frowning: *opens her mouth and a bunch of aquarium gravel falls out*

Alice, sighing: Agatha just come get her. She’s eating the aquarium gravel

Agatha: ugh, fine! I’ll be there in 10

Alice: you know that’s not meant to be eaten, right? It’s not edible

Rio, crossing her arms: then why is it brightly coloured and bite sized?

@the-real-rio-vidal @always-been-agatha @ancient-witch @rio-vidal-official @harknesss-hoe @riovidalisforagatha

always-been-agatha

*evil giggles*

She ate colored ROCKS!

always-been-agatha

Yeah, I let her lose, it’s when she can do whatever she wants

God, if she wasn't death. She'd be dead.

Alice, calling Agatha: can you come collect your freak of a wife please? she’s doing weird shit at the mall again

Agatha: no, I set her loose on purpose

Alice: I just saw her go into the pet store, she’s not gonna steal anything or kill anybody, is she?

Agatha: oh, let her. she needs enrichment

Rio: *strolling out of the pet store with puffed cheeks*

Man’s voice in the background: security! Stop her!

Alice: Agatha, please

Agatha: just a few more hours. She hasn’t free roamed in a few days

Alice: Rio, stop!

Rio: *stops in her tracks and turns to look at Alice, chewing on something*

Alice: What’s in your mouth?

Rio: *chews faster*

Alice: hey! No! Spit it out!

Agatha: *cackling at the chaos*

Alice, holding out her hand: spit it out

Rio, frowning: *opens her mouth and a bunch of aquarium gravel falls out*

Alice, sighing: Agatha just come get her. She’s eating the aquarium gravel

Agatha: ugh, fine! I’ll be there in 10

Alice: you know that’s not meant to be eaten, right? It’s not edible

Rio, crossing her arms: then why is it brightly coloured and bite sized?

@the-real-rio-vidal @always-been-agatha @ancient-witch @rio-vidal-official @harknesss-hoe @riovidalisforagatha

always-been-agatha

*evil giggles*

She ate colored ROCKS!

Alice, calling Agatha: can you come collect your freak of a wife please? she’s doing weird shit at the mall again

Agatha: no, I set her loose on purpose

Alice: I just saw her go into the pet store, she’s not gonna steal anything or kill anybody, is she?

Agatha: oh, let her. she needs enrichment

Rio: *strolling out of the pet store with puffed cheeks*

Man’s voice in the background: security! Stop her!

Alice: Agatha, please

Agatha: just a few more hours. She hasn’t free roamed in a few days

Alice: Rio, stop!

Rio: *stops in her tracks and turns to look at Alice, chewing on something*

Alice: What’s in your mouth?

Rio: *chews faster*

Alice: hey! No! Spit it out!

Agatha: *cackling at the chaos*

Alice, holding out her hand: spit it out

Rio, frowning: *opens her mouth and a bunch of aquarium gravel falls out*

Alice, sighing: Agatha just come get her. She’s eating the aquarium gravel

Agatha: ugh, fine! I’ll be there in 10

Alice: you know that’s not meant to be eaten, right? It’s not edible

Rio, crossing her arms: then why is it brightly coloured and bite sized?

@the-real-rio-vidal @always-been-agatha @ancient-witch @rio-vidal-official @harknesss-hoe @riovidalisforagatha

riovidalisforagatha

Yes, Alice. WHY IS IT BRIGHTLY COLORED AND BITE SIZED?????? the fish won’t eat them, soooooooooooooo

It's to make the tank look cool...

Alice, calling Agatha: can you come collect your freak of a wife please? she’s doing weird shit at the mall again

Agatha: no, I set her loose on purpose

Alice: I just saw her go into the pet store, she’s not gonna steal anything or kill anybody, is she?

Agatha: oh, let her. she needs enrichment

Rio: *strolling out of the pet store with puffed cheeks*

Man’s voice in the background: security! Stop her!

Alice: Agatha, please

Agatha: just a few more hours. She hasn’t free roamed in a few days

Alice: Rio, stop!

Rio: *stops in her tracks and turns to look at Alice, chewing on something*

Alice: What’s in your mouth?

Rio: *chews faster*

Alice: hey! No! Spit it out!

Agatha: *cackling at the chaos*

Alice, holding out her hand: spit it out

Rio, frowning: *opens her mouth and a bunch of aquarium gravel falls out*

Alice, sighing: Agatha just come get her. She’s eating the aquarium gravel

Agatha: ugh, fine! I’ll be there in 10

Alice: you know that’s not meant to be eaten, right? It’s not edible

Rio, crossing her arms: then why is it brightly coloured and bite sized?

@the-real-rio-vidal @always-been-agatha @ancient-witch @rio-vidal-official @harknesss-hoe @riovidalisforagatha

draco-glacialis

Agatha: *sighs*

Alice: You bored?

Agatha: Yeah.

Alice: Wanna start drama for no reason?

Agatha: I thought you’d never ask.

@always-been-agatha @ancient-witch @harknesss-hoe

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He sighs and rolls his eyes. "Teenagers," he says, as if the mere state of being a teenager explains every single thing about me.

@divigaytion-witch @alice-wu-gulliver @harknesss-hoe

this is you guys whenever I'm around

Sometimes Teens are weird.

homophobia

I'm gay too, idiot.

......

touche

but gay people can be homohobic too, idiot

im sorry I feel bad for calling you an idiot 😭

Memememe

Me too 😭

agathas-pet

WAIT, YOU'RE ME?!

-- @wiccanthegaywitch

And you're me?

apparently so?

Agathaaaaa whats going on? 😭

@harknesss-hoe

agathas-pet

Is that your Agatha? This is mine

@ancient-witch and @always-been-agatha

well I have @harknesss-hoe and @young-agatha

though Young Agatha spends most of her time flirting with Young Rio, which is.... unsurprising

harknesss-hoe

I'm here to yell 'Teenager' at you whenever and then say the most out of pocket thing 😇

We know...

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He sighs and rolls his eyes. "Teenagers," he says, as if the mere state of being a teenager explains every single thing about me.

@divigaytion-witch @alice-wu-gulliver @harknesss-hoe

this is you guys whenever I'm around

Sometimes Teens are weird.

homophobia

I'm gay too, idiot.

#gay #lesbian #//jkjk

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He sighs and rolls his eyes. "Teenagers," he says, as if the mere state of being a teenager explains every single thing about me.

@divigaytion-witch @alice-wu-gulliver @harknesss-hoe

this is you guys whenever I'm around

Sometimes Teens are weird.

cassiebones

Agatha: hey, Jen

Jen: what

Agatha: you're coming to my wedding, right?

Jen: Rio threatened to dismember me if I didn't so...yeah. Why?

Agatha: when you get there, uh, don't sit down

Jen: what?

Agatha: what what? Are you deaf?

Jen: not deaf. Just confused

Agatha: aww, were my words too big for you?

Jen: listen, bitch-

Alice: whoa! What's going on? What happened?!?

Agatha: idk she just called me a bitch out of nowhere!

Jen: that is not what happened!

Alice: okay...what did happen then?

Jen: she told me not to sit down at her wedding

Alice: what? Agatha?

Agatha: same goes for you. Don't sit down.

Alice: why not? Are you not gonna have enough seating?

Jen: doubtful...

Agatha: no! Just...don't sit! And stand near the front

Alice: what...?

Jen: why would we...oh my god

Agatha: shut up

Alice: what?

Jen, cackling: OH MY GOD

Agatha: I mean it, Kale. Shut the fuck--

Alice: what?!?!

Jen: she's asking us to be bridesmaids

Alice: what? Agatha?

Agatha: *mutters incoherently, blushing*

Alice: aww! Really?

Agatha: you know what? I take it back. I'm gonna ask Teen to be my Maid of Honor. He'll look better in a dress than either of you!

Alice: no wait!

@ihateagathaharkness @harknesss-hoe

Agatha: we don’t use pet names

Lilia: what do bees make?

Agatha: honey?

Rio, from the next room: yes, my love?

Agatha:

Lilia: don’t ever lie to me again

incorrectagathaallalongquotes

@harknesss-hoe @divigaytion-witch

Agatha: We need a distraction. Rio: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises? Teen, whispering: My time has come

@wiccanthegaywitch @riovidalisforagatha @harknesss-hoe

HEY, IM NOT A 5 YEAR OLD!!

I don't do that!!

incorrectagathaallalongquotes

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Agatha: We need a distraction. Rio: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises? Teen, whispering: My time has come

@wiccanthegaywitch @riovidalisforagatha @harknesss-hoe

fallenfawnsworld

Jen: I've met a lot of pricks in my time, but you, Agatha, are a fucking cactus