The Natural Order Of All Things

[simkaye]

How your email finds me 🚬💀

[wiccanthegaywitch]

99% sure this is just @riovidalisforagatha going through her depressed stage whilst Agatha ghosts her so is trolling people online

[riovidalisforagatha]

damnnn ummmm @harknesss-hoe had left me...

[wiccanthegaywitch]

okay. everybody. go to this link (if you want to):

https://perchance.org/character-headcanon-generator-by-outergirlsound

type your name, and click the button. I want to see what you all get

...

im not that bad, right?

@alice-wu-gulliver @divigaytion-witch @riovidalisforagatha @harknesss-hoe @ihateagathaharkness @mssharon

and for fun, Other Billy: @agathas-pet get your Coven joining too :D

[riovidalisforagatha]

It's because I'm not sorry. You hug me, I'm biting your arms off ☺️

[musicismypreferredlanguage]

Alice, calling Agatha: can you come collect your freak of a wife please? she’s doing weird shit at the mall again

Agatha: no, I set her loose on purpose

Alice: I just saw her go into the pet store, she’s not gonna steal anything or kill anybody, is she?

Agatha: oh, let her. she needs enrichment

Rio: *strolling out of the pet store with puffed cheeks*

Man’s voice in the background: security! Stop her!

Alice: Agatha, please

Agatha: just a few more hours. She hasn’t free roamed in a few days

Alice: Rio, stop!

Rio: *stops in her tracks and turns to look at Alice, chewing on something*

Alice: What’s in your mouth?

Rio: *chews faster*

Alice: hey! No! Spit it out!

Agatha: *cackling at the chaos*

Alice, holding out her hand: spit it out

Rio, frowning: *opens her mouth and a bunch of aquarium gravel falls out*

Alice, sighing: Agatha just come get her. She’s eating the aquarium gravel

Agatha: ugh, fine! I’ll be there in 10

Alice: you know that’s not meant to be eaten, right? It’s not edible

Rio, crossing her arms: then why is it brightly coloured and bite sized?

[alice-wu-gulliver]

@the-real-rio-vidal @always-been-agatha @ancient-witch @rio-vidal-official @harknesss-hoe @riovidalisforagatha

[riovidalisforagatha]

Yes, Alice. WHY IS IT BRIGHTLY COLORED AND BITE SIZED?????? the fish won’t eat them, soooooooooooooo

[alice-wu-gulliver]

It's to make the tank look cool...

[riovidalisforagatha]

They are crunchy, like nerds without the fruity taste

[musicismypreferredlanguage]

Alice, calling Agatha: can you come collect your freak of a wife please? she’s doing weird shit at the mall again

Agatha: no, I set her loose on purpose

Alice: I just saw her go into the pet store, she’s not gonna steal anything or kill anybody, is she?

Agatha: oh, let her. she needs enrichment

Rio: *strolling out of the pet store with puffed cheeks*

Man’s voice in the background: security! Stop her!

Alice: Agatha, please

Agatha: just a few more hours. She hasn’t free roamed in a few days

Alice: Rio, stop!

Rio: *stops in her tracks and turns to look at Alice, chewing on something*

Alice: What’s in your mouth?

Rio: *chews faster*

Alice: hey! No! Spit it out!

Agatha: *cackling at the chaos*

Alice, holding out her hand: spit it out

Rio, frowning: *opens her mouth and a bunch of aquarium gravel falls out*

Alice, sighing: Agatha just come get her. She’s eating the aquarium gravel

Agatha: ugh, fine! I’ll be there in 10

Alice: you know that’s not meant to be eaten, right? It’s not edible

Rio, crossing her arms: then why is it brightly coloured and bite sized?

[alice-wu-gulliver]

@the-real-rio-vidal @always-been-agatha @ancient-witch @rio-vidal-official @harknesss-hoe @riovidalisforagatha

[riovidalisforagatha]

Yes, Alice. WHY IS IT BRIGHTLY COLORED AND BITE SIZED?????? the fish won’t eat them, soooooooooooooo

[hope-you-brought-kneepads-bitch]

Agatha: Who’s a good boy? Who’s a good boy?

Señor scratchy: Morality is a social construct, I am neither good nor bad I am simply. Rabbit.

Agatha:…Do you want to play outside?

Señor Scratchy: Yes please! *hops away outside*

Rio: He talks?

Agatha: Apparently? Wait didn’t you get him for me? Why are you surprised?!

Rio: I found him wondering in a forest chewing on a bone I didn’t know he could talk!

Agatha: Interesting, so he did understand me when I was complaining about you

Rio: Is that why he keeps biting me? Because his teeth are sharper than my dagger and it’s getting annoying

[nicky-harkness-vidal]

@always-been-agatha @the-real-rio-vidal @ancient-witch @rio-vidal-official @harknesss-hoe @riovidalisforagatha

[riovidalisforagatha]

I think, I deserve some love- I am the reason he has a home, You can see that @harknesss-hoe????? rightt???

[incorrectagathaallalongquotes]

Agatha, lying in bed about to go to sleep: Should I turn off the light?

Rio: Just a second please.

Agatha: *Lying down and closing her eyes*

Rio, counting down to midnight: 5... 4... 3... 2... 1.

Rio, turning the light off: You missed our anniversary. Goodnight.

Agatha: *Sits up fast as hell*

[nicky-harkness-vidal]

@always-been-agatha @the-real-rio-vidal @ancient-witch @rio-vidal-official @harknesss-hoe @riovidalisforagatha

[harknesss-hoe]

Well yes sorry I forget after 200 something years of which most was spend running away from you, @riovidalisforagatha

[riovidalisforagatha]

you forget the days, hour, minuet, and second- but whos counting?? 🙄

[yyurination]

"rainbow magic" and then it's just agathario, even pinterest calling them gay in so many ways

[divigaytion-witch]

@harknesss-hoe @riovidalisforagatha

you guys are so Rainbow magic ✨ 🌈

[riovidalisforagatha]

I invented homosexuality babe 😉

[divigaytion-witch]

Nobody come into the kitchen its like breaking bad in here.

[riovidalisforagatha]

I buried Sharon, and now you have a feisty women with a hoe in hand covered in dirt------- sending love and luck

[divigaytion-witch]

Rio.. we need to cook

[riovidalisforagatha]

whats stopping you from that??

[divigaytion-witch]

The law.

[riovidalisforagatha]

since when did Lilia Calderu let "law" stop her??

[divigaytion-witch]

Thats true...

Rio, can you buy an RV?

[riovidalisforagatha]

sure, after you tell me why

[musicismypreferredlanguage]

The coven: *at the zoo*

Alice and Teen: *sitting on a bench*

Lilia: *pinching the bridge of her nose* just once I wanna have a normal outing

Jen: For the last time, it’s called a peacock

Rio: Drag chicken!

Agatha: Give it up, Jen. You won’t win this fight

[wiccanthegaywitch]

@divigaytion-witch @alice-wu-gulliver @riovidalisforagatha @harknesss-hoe

y'know for once im on Rio's side. Drag Chicken is much more fun

[riovidalisforagatha]

you should always agree with me

im always right

[draco-glacialis]

Billy: Urrrgh…I’ve never felt so sick in my entire life…

Rio: Ouch. Shit sucks, man.

Billy: I feel like I’m dying… Whyyyy…

Rio, under their breath: Because I want to go back to some peace and quiet in this house.

Billy: …DID YOU FUCKING POISON ME-

[wiccanthegaywitch]

true story

@riovidalisforagatha

[riovidalisforagatha]

.......never said yes or no

[wiccanthegaywitch]

GAYS

SHES HERE

✨️ JENNIFER KALE ✨️

@ihateagathaharkness

TA-DA

@alice-wu-gulliver @divigaytion-witch @riovidalisforagatha @harknesss-hoe

[riovidalisforagatha]

Agatha warned me about her

[divigaytion-witch]

Nobody come into the kitchen its like breaking bad in here.

[riovidalisforagatha]

I buried Sharon, and now you have a feisty women with a hoe in hand covered in dirt------- sending love and luck

[divigaytion-witch]

Rio.. we need to cook

[riovidalisforagatha]

whats stopping you from that??

[divigaytion-witch]

The law.

[riovidalisforagatha]

since when did Lilia Calderu let "law" stop her??

[divigaytion-witch]

Nobody come into the kitchen its like breaking bad in here.

[riovidalisforagatha]

I buried Sharon, and now you have a feisty women with a hoe in hand covered in dirt------- sending love and luck

[divigaytion-witch]

Rio.. we need to cook

[riovidalisforagatha]

whats stopping you from that??

[divigaytion-witch]

Nobody come into the kitchen its like breaking bad in here.

[riovidalisforagatha]

I buried Sharon, and now you have a feisty women with a hoe in hand covered in dirt------- sending love and luck

[azurebones]

Agatha after giving birth to Nicky

[nicky-harkness-vidal]

@always-been-agatha @the-real-rio-vidal @ancient-witch @harknesss-hoe @riovidalisforagatha

[riovidalisforagatha]

Partners in crime since day one, lovely ☺️

[perfectlysafeandhealthy]

☽ Welcome to 𝗔𝘂𝗯𝗿𝗲𝘆 𝗣𝗹𝗮𝘇𝗮 ☾

This server is a safe space for us to love, admire and bond together through our shared adoration for our beloved evil hag.

“𝘐 𝘩𝘰𝘱𝘦 𝘐 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶, 𝘮𝘺 𝘥𝘢𝘳𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴”

We have:

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We would be so delighted to have you. Come along, join us and makes some friends.~ https://discord.gg/gqzXdmWgEy https://open.spotify.com/track/3his1UkcI0rwrniPDR9kTj?si=8665db1430da45f4

[cassiebones]

Rio: everybody's always like

Rio: 'Rio, you bagged a baddie'

Rio: 'How'd you bag a baddie??'

Rio: I didn't bag shit.

Rio: Agatha picked me up

Rio: by my neck

Rio: and threw me over her shoulder

Rio: and I've been on it ever since

Agatha: ^_^

[young-agatha]

@youngest-lady-death

@always-been-agatha @the-real-rio-vidal

@ancient-witch

@harknesss-hoe @riovidalisforagatha

[riovidalisforagatha]

I love her shoulder 😌😏