Well, I'm back here again

🏳️‍🌈SAFE PLACE🏳️‍🌈 LVL 21 - I swing both ways romantically & Demisexual I have come back from a long time runnin' from responsibility... not by choice though- (PS: Both my PFP & Header Art is by moi)

[alicekhoneybee]

Theory:

Technically Monsters were Natives in the UnderTale universe.

What would that entail? Or would they be treated like immigrants akin to most Fanfic Lore? Or is there some type of confirmation somewhere I haven't seen?

[marlboro-n-coffee]

I've been asked why I started. I don't know how to tell them, How I've known since I was young, How I knew I'd pick up this bad habit, No matter how I was so adamant I wouldn't. Why Marlboro? Maybe another time.

[marlboro-n-coffee]

Wondering why helps pass time. Why I did things, Why thing happened, Why I think the way I do. Why not imagine the future, As I roll down through my town. I know it won't do nothing for it, But it passes the time nicely.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

*kills you & resurrects u* *kills you & resurrects u* *kills you & resurrects u* *kills you & re

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

surrects you, kills you and--wait hold up. are you. are you getting off on this? oh, that's gross. that's so nasty. stop that. that is NOT what this is. what the hell is wrong with you

[marlboro-n-coffee]

There was once a little girl who wanted peace, So she tried to make it herself. Only to realize peace will never be an option for her. One can only thrive in chaos and pain, The world has no room for peace, And those who cannot make peace with their misery have only doomed themselves to a needless struggle. Death is awaiting our arrival, Only we can hinder it for now. Each time I pick up a cigarette, I am one step closer to greeting my gods, And I want to live long enough to give them a good story.

[marlboro-n-coffee]

The world revolves around each and every one of us. All in different ways, on an axis that we never knew. I hold the smoke in my lungs and let the burning ease my throat. As I release I find myself calmer than I was before. Maybe one day I will be able to release the tightness in my chest. For now I will let the cigarette ease the chaos in my mind with it's smoke tearing up my lungs. One by one, day by day, I dug my grave willingly.

[killowave]

[supremeshogunrj]

The longer it takes for this to come across your dash the funnier it is

[libraryogre]

Which will fade first? Memories of the Area 51 "raid", or memories of Internet Explorer?

[gregorycddie]

the first person to kiss the ninth doctor was jack bffr

[spicychickencows]

who knew the most obvious influence of disney would be the false claims of 'first' gayness in the show

[youremyonlyhope]

Just the ones off the top of my head.

If I included gifs from Torchwood and Class (yes guys, Class existed) then we'd be here forever.

[tulipfemme-deactivated20240718]

having a little jingly keychain is all fun and games, until you’re walking around somewhere that’s dead quiet…..like oh i’m sorry i just my trinkets are jangling around……n suddenly your the court jester and everyone is pointing and laughing at you for your noisey fucking keychain…..bobo the clowncore

[alicekhoneybee]

Me @ 3 in the morning, trying to fall asleep: The thing outside my window: *scratches on window screen softly* "DO yOu FeAr ThE dArK?" Me, sleep deprived af: "Could you fuckInG nOT."

[flame-shadow]

hey did you know??? that if you stop stretching and maintaining mobility in your body then it goes away?? things get tight and you can't move the way that you used to??? and when you decide to try getting a stretch routine going that the first week fucking sucks because you keep going 'damn i used to be able to do this no problem' and then you have to switch gears and be kind to yourself and just focus on getting better from here instead of berating yourself for dropping the good habits in the first place??? and your body never stops aging so you gotta keep taking care of it and sometimes you gotta take care of it extra in certain areas because of things that happened when you were younger and it's boring and sometimes hurts but it's so necessary???

i am yelling this at myself right now i am going through An Experience (trying to get into a routine of body maintenance again for my physical and mental health)

[fucking-relax]

oh, Sisyphus! i got you

[alicekhoneybee]

So, Credit to the person who made this.

And I've put my own spin of myself in them. It's always fun

[alicekhoneybee]

SFIB

Writing dialogue for two characters using the list of 1920s slang I found.

Characters: Irene Jackalope, 1,964 y/o Immortal, 7'0 tall woman

Micheal Harlow, 205 y/o Vampire, 6'1 and full of Italian spunk

Tri'kek, over 2,000 years old

Kai, like 21 y/o lesbian siren

Jaidyn, a 23 y/o pansexual archivist

Background:

They met in 1907 in a speakeasy in NY. Since then they have been inseparable friends, with a slow burn that's lasted for the past 117 years. And it's so damned obvious to anyone around them, but neither have ever approached it.

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"Irene, I'm behind the eight ball, this better be good" M. Harlow 

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"Alright, Bruno. But if you need any help, don't hesitate to gimmie a ring on your blower" - Irene J. 

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"Nah, we're just discussing bump gums. What's the rap on our gink?" 

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"Oh, don't be a bunny, I don't go to these ritzy parties for fun." - IJ 

"Yeah, well, that's what you say." - MH 

"I'm the high pillow here while Tri'kek is gone, even then, he sends my keister to them 'cause I have a higher tolerance to bump gums with that kind of crowd." - IJ 

"At least I don't drive a flivver." - MH 

"Oh? We talkin' bout my truck. How's your ziptied jalopy, huh?" - IJ 

"She's not that old! She's hittin' on all eights, so close your head. You couldn't even drive when I met you." - MH 

"THAT WAS IN 1907 MICHEAL, I WASN'T RICH!" - IJ 

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"Irene's gonna get real sore if she hears you talkin' bout her baby like that." - MH about Irene's truck.

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"I'm a man carrying a torch." Micheal takes a swig from the bottle. "Plus, I'm a vampire, I can get smoked as much as I want without getting a hangover. Now scram before I throw lead at ya." - MH

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Context: Irene is 1,964 years old. Micheal is around 200.

Kai turns to Micheal: "Robbin' the grave, ain't ya?" 

Jaidyn, turning to Kai: "No, it's more like she's robbing the cradle"

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1920's slang

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I'm workin' on a book, callin' it S.F.I.B. Seelie Federal Investigation Bureau. I can give more info on another post if y'all are interested.

[prokopetz]

The important thing is that Marcille did not learn to blaspheme against the natural order to save her girlfriend. She just happened to have studied the art of spitting in God's eye for wholly unrelated reasons, and when the opportunity by chance arose to employ that skill in service of girlfriend-saving, she was ready.

[baggebythesea]

[alicekhoneybee]

D: "Yeah, i'll sit through an English class when you stay in a relationship that's not toxic."

Me: "..."

[alicekhoneybee]

"Me old yeah i'm gonna come up with the randoms stuff oh yeah that COVID stuff I remember that I had 3 dicks and a willy-wet-willy I couldn't sit for days" - D

[alicekhoneybee]

Me, at the beginning of a panic attack: "Bro, I can't tell if this is a panic attack...." D: "Did you know that 90% of Hentai is remakes of different Hentai?" Me, baffled, laughing: "Pffft- What?"