incorrect pjo quotes

annabeth and sally jackson stan account

[percabethownsmybutt]

thalia: i’m a misandrist

percy: misandry isn’t real

thalia: rome wasn’t built in a day, i’m working on it

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annabeth: i like pink pony club even though it isn’t relatable to me

percy: but you’re bi?

annabeth: yeah, but i don’t miss my family at all

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percy: we are not mad, we’re just disappointed

annabeth: no, we’re mad

percy: yes, we are. we are livid. but we are going to let this one slide.

annabeth: no, we’re not!

percy: i’m not a mind reader, annabeth!

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annabeth, holding a kettle: coffee or tea?

percy: tea

annabeth: wrong, it's coffee

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annabeth: why are you laughing?

percy, laughing: the fate of the world rests on our shoulders, we’re doomed!

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percy: i’m totally useless

annabeth: you’re not totally useless

annabeth: you can be used as a bad example

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poseidon, attempting small talk: so what do you do for a living?

percy: i’m 12… so exist against my will

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grover: everyone always says that drinking numbs the pain, so why isn’t it working?

percy: it would help if you weren't drinking chocolate milk

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percy: this is tied for most terrifying day of my life

grover: tied with what?

percy: every other day!

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percy: that’s why we needed to get an expert

annabeth: oh, really? who did you get?

percy: *stares*

annabeth: oh! right, that’s me… yes.

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percy: if i say yes am i joining a cult?

grover: possibly

percy: i’m in

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percy: it’s nice to be wanted, you know?

annabeth: not by the law!

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percy: i have a plan

grover: i have the hospital and annabeth on speed dial

[percabethownsmybutt]

annabeth: any idiot would know that

percy: i knew that!

annabeth: see?

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percy: do you have any shaving cream?

grover: no, i don't like how it tastes

percy: wait... you eat shaving cream?

grover: no. why would i eat it if i don't like the taste?

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*percy is casually searching around the room*

grover: percy, what’re you looking for?

percy: my will to live

*annabeth walks into the room*

percy: oh, there it is

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percy: i have an idea

grover: a good idea?

percy: let’s not get ahead of ourselves