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One Nice Bug Per Day
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reblog to give writers the power to write 10k words of porn without plot
kitty cat purring gotta be in the top 1 sounds ever invented it's so awesome that there's a creature that can just be sitting and staring blankly at me but I know she's happy cause she's going brrrrrrrr
no you do not need to hold fictional characters "accountable". they are not real.
"you cryin?'"
✨ in this house it’s always fuck censorship ✨
reblog to kiss a fanfic writer on the mouth
Tian Guan Ci Fu S02E03
DEPT Q (2025) | 1.06
i'm sure, lord advocate, with your weight, you can get a deserving candidate fast-tracked to the D.I. rank. i presume you're talking about the syrian gentlemen whom you introduced as your bodyguard. he's a political refugee who's here on asylum and, as loathe as i am to admit it, he's a good copper, better than most.
Dept Q (2025)
don't ever look up what your childhood friends are up to now!!!!!!!!!! like girl you're a nuclear safety engineer. i put on matching socks today. we played tag a thousand years ago.
Yeah
drinking water when I have a headache should give instant relief. it should go away. what's even the point of drinking water if it can't do that
30-Song Guess Your Age Quiz
Every question you answer puts us closer and closer to the year you were born.
Fwiw, they thought I was MANY years younger than I am. Just made me feel good all over. 😊
im not 52 i swear. i just have a dark past
"Not everything is about your blorbos" to you maybe. To me every other song and probably that car commercial is about them