Alessandra

[the-perks-of-being-black]

[williamhandler]

Republicans are literally the dumbest people I’ve ever met.

[alidevitt]

white girl in any movie: my dad said to only use this credit card for emergencies

white girl in any movie: and this is an emergency *opens doors to mall*

[thetrippytrip]

Did half the country just play themselves

[deletingthisgottago-deactivated]

I’ve been saying this. Part of me really believes him and his campaign team just finessed the fuck out of the country to become president but he definitely crossed some lines. We’ll see.

[77777777777777777777222-deactiv]

The ol razzle dazzle?🤔

[takashih]

天然塩ラーメン大盛り ¥800-

泉佐野塩元帥 大阪府泉佐野市松原1-2-43

[mushroam]

rip vine

[pokegon]

Best compilation yet

[takashih]

煮干しブラック　¥750-

清乃 近鉄百貨店和歌山店 和歌山県和歌山市友田町5-46 近鉄百貨店和歌山店 B1F

[makestheworldtastegood]

Obama: No matter what happens, the sun will rise in the morning The sun:

[coltre]

goodnight to all the ones who never receive a goodnight

[danieljlayton-deactivated202002]

…I usually don’t reblog this kind of thing, but…for some reason, this really hit me.

[gorbachops]

[candidly-him-deactivated2020060]

Holy shit

[loonshyluriel-deactivated201710]

the best thing is…

he still has the sweater!

[railroadsoftware]

cutting sandwich down the middle= STEM degree cutting sandwich diagonal= liberal arts

[cactus--girl-deactivated2016083]

Shoving the whole thing down my throat no chew= deep throat queen.

[arcticdragon]

compilation of some of my favorite vines.. rip in peace. (:

[dandoris]

honestly, imagine your otp

[rifa]

Ok but the photos from this went viral and they are amazing

[usobukii-deactivated20170126]

Oh my god

[cornwallacebienbenaruoo-deactiv]

“…Patty ‘Bone-Crusher’ Johnson, and the boys Blade & Thor”

[newkidsonmycock11]

[dadz0ne-deactivated20190608]

[hotsoccergirl1234-remade-blog1]

Probably around 15 times a year ill go into the group chat with my main girls and I’ll go on and on about how I met a guy and they’ll get like super hyped, and usually one will be like “it’s not going to be that picture again is it” and in like “lololol no I wish tho” and I’ll keep it going telling stories about how we met at a screening of Toy Story and that he’s really cute and kind of muscular but not to jacked and they always ask to see a picture of him and I go “hold on let me pull up his Facebook” and in the end I always send a picture of this man, and they’re like “I hate you so much” and don’t talk to me for a while but i will never give up on this joke

[pagets-archive]

[c3rvida3]

Bad News: Our boss locked the keys inside the building.

Good News: We didn’t have to wait around for a locksmith.

Bad News: My boss finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory™. I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned was because, at thirteen, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute girls.

Good News: A cute girl saw me do it.

Bad News: It was Maggie, and since she’s already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows I can ride a unicycle, she’ll never think I’m cool no matter what I do. It’s too late. She knows.

[sailorbryant]

There are million dollar blockbuster movies that were less entertaining than the rollercoaster this post just took me on. 

[yumyummyyums]