You Aren't As Simple As They Wanted You To Be

•Kaitlin, 21, New Hampshire. I like sunsets, tattoos, nature, and porn•

[noelbadgespugh]

[cheers-to-the-queers]

2019:

Get ripped, stay positive, triple in gay.

[latenights]

date someone that makes you roll your eyes and smile after

[trasemc]

Sky addiction

[love]

by Ron English

[eurynomephoenix18]

Visit Original Link

[diligar]

ITS TIME ITS TIME ITS T I M E

[plant-royalty]

NO IT’S TOO EARLY STOP RIGHT THERE

[mttgwen]

IT’S TIME

[nbtoaster]

IT IS TIME

[autumn-bookworm]

IT’S TIME

[autumn-n-acorns]

IT’S TIME

[pumpkinpatchbitch]

IT’S TIME

[halloweentreat]

IT’S TIME

[draconigenissima]

IT’S NOT TIME IT’S JULY

[mx-herma-main-deactivated202103]

IT’S TIME

[dreveak]

IT’S TIME

[tallestsilver]

IT’S TIME

[xxtruleyinsanexx-deactivated201]

NOT YET

[screamingatsquirrels]

IT’S TIME

[awkwardespionage-deactivated201]

IT’S TOO DAMN EARLY. STOP.

[salamandergoo]

ITS TIME. ITS BEEN TIME FOR MONTHS.

[poopypapyrus-deactivated2018051]

IT’S TIME GUYS

[dragongirltitties]

ITS TIME

[rainofthedeath]

IT’S TIME Y’ALL

[fit-marc-deactivated20200705]

[petitetimidgay-deactivated20240]

i’m so cool and loveable and yet so single what’s up with that

[nellyben]

I like how everybody is paired off haha

[larssonadam]

#this looks more like an awkward sixth grade slow dance than it does hockey

[itsacpsideblog]

I FINALLY FOUND OUT WHY THIS HAPPENS. You see this all the time when there’s a fight or a scrum and suddenly everyone pairs up with a member of the opposite team and they just sort of …hold each other.

Someone on reddit asked about it. And it turns out there’s a logical-ish reason:

all of the other players pair off with their man to prevent anyone else entering into the fight … so it’s a form of self policing. 

[…] The players basically want to prevent 2 on 1, etc. fights and by finding a “hugging” partner so there’s no ganging up on one guy, even on accident. They do it because it’s fair. And it’s kind of cute sometimes.

so now we know! it’s fair…and cute.

[animentality]

Aw best part is no ones left out at this dance

[castiel--for--king]

[legotheeggo]

[arrghigiveup]

#hockey hugs #more or less #:)))))))) #where’s that one of Karlsson and Mike Green #that one’s priceless

=DDD

[thatsawrap-yall-deactivated2018]

#pure

[goaliesarethebest]

NHL: You need to prevent other player’s from joining in the fight, make sure to hold them back

Hockey players, hugging: Got it.

[egg-in-the-basket-deactivated20]

me: I should shower! it will energize me me, after showering: so…sof and cleen .. .. must na p

[hulksmashley]

Literally nothing will ever be as satisfying as the 4 minute long fight sequence in Kingsman: The Secret Service, in which Colin Firth mercilessly wastes an entire Westboro Basptist Church like congregation as the guitar solo from Lynard Skynard’s 1973 anthem Freebird plays in the background.

[gentlekingsmen]

[socrappyicoulddie]

This was the best career move Colin Firth ever made

[walkingdorito]

Also had the best line/delivery of any movie ever

[musinvenusian]

One of my fav movies

[escuyer]

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[organiccats]

[detailedart]

A sample of haunting and troubling gifs of famous paintings. (Via giphy.com) From the artwork Beauty, by Rino Stefano Tagliafierro.

[detailedart]

Speaking about haunting thoughts, now is the time for all governments of the world to invest 20% of their budget into making paintings alive.

[kohlrabisabi]

This literally gave me a minor panic attack.

[tempermentalvirgo-deactivated20]

[owls-love-tea]

Departure of the Witches, 1878 by Luis Ricardo Falero.

[awwww-cute]

For those who don’t like snakes. (Source: https://ift.tt/2vGwoh5)

[p0dunkpunk]

For those of you who don’t know, I work at an anarchist co-op coffee shop.

Apparently, all the Chicano/Cholo boys in my neighborhood have caught on the the fact that I sneak food and stuff to all the little punk kids and homeless kids at the coffee shop.

There are three in particular who call me Mom. Not Mami, not Ma, Mom. The rest refer to me as “Miss”.

They’ve decided to always have one of the three of them there with me on my night shifts. (Especially after they witnessed the last bad shift where I had to kick a bunch of tweakers out. Said tweakers lit my fucking bulletin board on fire.)

Tonight, one of the boys actually charged up a crackhead who wouldn’t get out when I told him to leave.

About an hour later, I was emptying bus tubs when that same lovely boy walked in and wetted a wash rag. I asked what he was doing and he told me not to worry. So, I went about my business, doing dishes, bussing the main dining tables, etc.

I’d left a broom in the smoking room and a fresh trash bag in the bathroom for once I was done with the dishes.

When I walked out, everything was spotless and the trash had been replaced. He’d wiped all my tables, swept, mopped, and emptied all the ash trays.

He’d also picked the lock on the bathroom so his friend could take out the trash for me. (Which I’m not sure whether I should scold him for. Haha)

They snuck around and did my closing shift duties to thank me for keeping them warm and fed.

I’m fucking crying.

[casanova-lives]

Kindness begets kindness.

[kotas-dump]

Picking a lock so you can take out trash for someone who’s nice to you is the most chaotic good thing i’ve ever heard. <3