Facts about Tomura that definitely are true
once tried to microwave metal “to see what would happen” it did happen. the microwave didn’t survive. neither did his ramen.
swears he doesn’t believe in ghosts, but refuses to go into dark hallways unless someone else turns on the light first.
thinks febreze is a scam but still uses it to freshen up his hoodie that hasn’t been washed since the usj incident.
if you ask him what his skincare routine is, he’ll genuinely answer, “regret.”
calls video game characters his coworkers because “we’ve been through trauma together.”
once drank an entire monster energy at 3am, said “i’m one with the chaos,” then fell asleep mid sentence.
absolutely chews on hoodie strings. not out of nerves. just… because.
the league once caught him whispering to his controller, “you and me against the world,” right before losing miserably to a 13yrs old kid online.
doesn’t believe in ironing clothes. if it’s wrinkled, it’s texture.
wears socks with holes and says it’s natural air conditioning.
if you ask him about his villain plan he’ll say, “uh… y’know… bad stuff,” because he forgot the actual strategy hours ago.
denies liking animals but will spend an hour trying to pet a stray dog who hates him.
has definitely tried to decay a mosquito out of spite. missed.
the only reason he knows how to use a phone is because toga once told him he looked pathetic while holding it upside down.
uses bro as both a threat and a term of endearment. (“bro don’t, or i’ll decay your soul.”)
secretly thinks all might’s hair looks like french fries. once said it out loud and couldn’t stop wheezing for 15 minutes.
absolutely has the posture of a shrimp and is weirdly proud of it.
if you told him to touch grass, he’d say “what did it ever do to me?”
his version of self-care is scratching at his neck until someone physically stops him.
has a folder on his console labeled ‘plan’ that’s just pictures of his enemies with clown emojis over their faces.