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my name is rick sanchez; this here's my grandson, morty. this is a sideblog. i can't follow back (and if i do, it'll either be from riickest or unburnablctrash). preview credit background credit

[hypersexuallity]

[venndigo-blog]

okay i i saw this picture

and i

despaaaaaaaaaair

[monelyslave-noscopekween600thou]

I’m at the doctor office and this baby keeps yelling “I want donow” (mcdonalds) and the big brother (I assume) said “all the mcdonalds burnt down, there’s no more mcdonalds”

[faefilth]

[vanillachigchampa]

[cosmos-hime]

this bird has seen some shit

[smis-happens]

@middoe

[osomatsufacts]

Ichimatsu took Jyushimatsu to the Salt and Pepper diner 

[thewickedavatar]

me: i am going to look on amazon dot com to find computer parts for my computer because i am an adult 

amazon dot com: Gigabyte GeForce GTX 1070 G1 Gaming Video/Graphics Cards GV-N1070G1 GAMING-8GD, Intel Core i7 6700K 4.00 GHz Unlocked Quad Core Skylake Processor, Socket LGA 1151 & ASUS LGA1151 DDR4 DP HDMI M.2 USB 3.1 ATX Motherboard ROG MAXIMUS IX HERO Bundle 

my soul detaching from my body: 

[rjkoehler]

A cold rain falls on Seoul Station’s bus transfer station, part II.

[poobit]

a catalog of descriptions

feel free to tag yourselves as one or more of these

[thepretendr]

“Swearing is unattractive” I’m not attractive anyway so fuck off

[overpricedvodka]

(Twitter)

President Velveeta plagiarized his inauguration cake.

A. Cake.

This is real life.

[ororomunroedontpullout]

They took the man’s cake design like they are so low down

[taffylemonknees-deactivated2018]

EVERYONE IS MISSING THE BEST GOSH DANG PART OF THIS STORY

THEY DONATED ALL THE PROFITS TO HRC!!

[dragkingandreweldritch]

it’s cool that the bakery also gave a shoutout to the original cake designer

like they absolutely knew how shady this whole thing was and managed to handle it in the best way possible

[miracufic]

Update on #cakegate.

[unpretty]

Also? It was inedible. Made mostly out of styrofoam. Trump’s team specifically requested a knockoff of Obama’s cake that no one could eat.

What a perfect metaphor.

[deathdefied]

video game creators: it’s a wonderful time in history where games bring people together! multiplayer is in demand and the way of the future! co-op is the only way to go!

me: i’m begging you…….. please…….. give me back my story-driven single player games……………

[carnivalcandies]

have fun kiddos

[localstarboy]

Trump is so bad that SATANISTS are protesting him. Devil worshipers are trying to protect us from this man lmao this real life

[lexxgotthejuice]

Lmaooo yo this seemed so unreal

[shepherdison]

She legit seemed so nice. Thank you kind atheist satanist in a hoodie for being so kind.

[00-k-deactivated20181113]

Its confirmed ..Donald is worst than Satan

[willow]

Me: :( Clouds: *start raining* Me: thanks, you get me :)

[tokilop-deactivated20160329]

dont talk to me or my 47 stuffed animals ever again

[ptsd-queer]

👏👏👏if u have obscure triggers people like to mock clap ur hands👏👏👏