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Thoughts and ramblings about Rafa Caro Quintero in Narcos Mexico
Rafa falls in love so fucking fast its ridiculous. He falls in love with you the way he first fell in love with weed.
Rafa is the type to give gifts. So many gifts to everyone he loves. He wants you to feel loved in particular. Watching you try on clothes or jewelry he bought for you brings a special smile to his face.
He fully subs for his girl. She can be on top and take control as long as she never leaves him.
But God when he's mad and on one and needs relief he just absolutely passionately destroys you and whatever bed you end up on. He'd apologize afterwards and shower you in soft kisses and take such good care of you.
Rafa definitely likes his hair pulled and likes to be choked.
I know he was probably so hurt by Sofia on multiple occasions but the way he kept coming back to her like a love sick puppy. I want that. You want that. We all want a man that is that down bad.
Rafa kisses like he's dying and you're the only thing that can save him. I bet he likes when you get complimented but a flip switches if someone stares too long or flirts too much.
The way he would remind you that you are his would be wall melting.
The way you remind him that he belongs to you will have him begging for release by your hands.
Rafa only wants 3 things in the world; weed, money, and you.
Rafa probably proudly has you try different strains he comes up with to get your opinion. Like a proud dad showing off his new kid.
When he has a bad trip you're there to comfort him and bring him down and make sure he's safe. And he clings to you like you might disappear. You love how clingy he gets.
Rafa likes being the protective one. But the one time you get protective and punch the shit out of a guy because he made fun of Rafa's shirt, he is surprised. And horny. And so in love with you.
The boys make whip noises when they see him and he doesn't care because he has you and no one else does.
He would probably plan your whole wedding in one day just because he is so excited that you said yes. And he plans the whole honey moon because he wants to make sure he can pump you full.
He would cry at the wedding because he loves you so much. And he would laugh it off but the boys would all tell him it's ok because God damn does he look happy.
🐬 namor has only known his mother’s love. her caresses are always tucked into the back of his mind. he savors the feeling of her warmth against his cheek.
🐬it takes him a while to get used to your touch, but once he warms up, he’s never letting go.
🐬he loves forehead kisses. it was a form of endearment that his mother had given him. and you had unknowingly used the same tactic.
🐬he loves the feeling of your skin flush against his. it’s soothing as the two of you share warmth in such an intimate way.
🐬when the two of you are alone, he’s full cuddles. he doesn’t care if you need to do your night routine. or if you need to go to the bathroom. man’s gonna cling to you like a koala.
🐬loves being the big spoon. will fight you for it. but if you catch him at the right moment, he may let you spoon him.
🐬bear hugs. that’s it that’s the post.
🐬he still needs to be the king in public, but his affection doesn’t cease. his hand is often found pressing against the small of your back. against your neck to guide you through the crowds of people. gently brushing against your arm as you stand near him.
🐬he LOVES gift giving. and most importantly, he loves marking you as his. please wear all the jewelry he gives you. it will make his heart melt and his eyes soften every time he looks at you
🐬hear me out. matching bracelets.
🐬he loves when you take time to learn about his culture and his language. not many people are privy to such knowledge. and the fact that you want to learn makes him so happy.
🐬jealous. possessive. he can’t lose another person he loves. his heart can’t take another break.
🐬he keeps you as close as can be. sometimes the two of you argue whether you can be left alone or not. it always ends with tears and small words.
🐬he hates when you cry. but he needs to keep you safe. makes it up to you by giving you pretty flowers he picked from the surface world.
🐬spoils you so much. even if you don’t ask for anything, he will give you anything. jewelry? done. food? only the most lavishing seafood and fruits for you. your enemy’s head on a platter? he’ll burn the world for you
🐬tldr he’s such a simp. it’s hard to make him fall, but once he falls in love he falls hard
🐬ps give him lots of affection. he’s touch starved. he melts whenever you praise him and call him your pretty boy
COVID is slowly becoming a “third world” disease. While first world countries are hoarding vaccines, having doses for populations many times their size, third world countries can’t get any because pharma companies want to sell to the first world countries first. Even then, first world countries will receive them first. While rich countries recover from COVID, they will forget about the pandemic while many other countries live the absolute worst moment of the pandemic without being able to vaccinate their population.
Watch also when some first world countries finish vaccinating their populations, they will turn to third world countries and “donate” or sell surplus vaccines. People in these countries will go “Oh how sweet! The government is donating vaccines to the poorer countries <3” when it was their hoarding that led to many, many third world citizens dying before they could even get vaccinated in the first place.
They’re not only hoarding and blackmailing, but the cherry on top is that the US, UK, Australia, most of Europe, Brazil et al. actually voted AGAINST waiving intellectual property agreements for the existing vaccines, something that India & South Africa proposed MONTHS ago to the World Trade Organization, and which most of the Global South voted yes to. So rather than letting countries manufacture these vaccines themselves, meaning they could have their own supply, they’re being kept, by multiple measures, beholden to the Global North for donations. The US voted multiple times to block this, before and after Biden’s inauguration.
Read more:
Overview from JANUARY of this : https://www.ipwatchdog.com/2021/01/02/india-south-africas-covid-vaccine-proposal-wto-patent-waiver-must-considered-compulsory-licensing/id=128652/
Update from February: https://www.wto.org/english/news_e/news21_e/trip_23feb21_e.htm
Recent coverage of the deal not being met (again): https://www.law360.com/lifesciences/articles/1363457/wto-fails-to-reach-deal-on-covid-ip-waiver-proposal-again
Map of the vote (colorblind-friendly): https://twitter.com/comradesquirrel/status/1370595876536729600?s=21
[Image description: a world map. Countries in black (US, Brazil, most of Europe, Japan, Australia) opposed; countries in green (Africa not including Algeria/Libya/Western Sahara/Eritrea; China, South Asia, and most of southeast Asia; and Argentina, Venezuela, Cuba, Nicaragua) are co-sponsors/full supporters; countries in yellow (Canada, Mexico, Chile) are undecided; countries in light brown (Colombia, Guyana, Suriname, the Dominican Republic, Ethiopia, Somalia, Sudan, South Sudan, Turkey, Ukraine, Vietnam, Thailand, Bhutan, the Phillipines, and Papua New Guinea) are general supporters; and the remainder are gray, which is not designated as anything]
Meanwhile as India is getting hundreds of thousands of new cases a day and running out of oxygen tanks for hospitals, the US won’t lift restrictions on raw material exports that would support vaccine production: https://www.thehindu.com/news/international/us-defends-restrictions-on-export-of-covid-19-vaccine-raw-materials-amid-indias-request-to-lift-ban/
On vaccine nationalism: https://www.thenation.com/article/world/coronavirus-vaccine-justice/
Poor countries are paying more for the doses that remain after rich countries have had their fill.
Meanwhile as India is getting hundreds of thousands of new cases a day and running out of oxygen tanks for hospitals, the US won’t lift restrictions on raw material exports that would support vaccine production
when i was a breeze i blew four dozen trees
every morning to strengthen my gales
and now that i’m grown i just raze them with ease,
so i’m seven times bigger than wales!
Here’s an interesting thing about French! Everything needs to have an article in front of it. That’s why it’s “la chat” as opposed to just “chat”. So, for instance, you could say la fille for the girl, or jeune fille for young girl, but you can’t just say fille, because that means you are calling her a sex worker in a derogatory way.
The moral of the story is, if you want to make something rude in French, just take out the article in front of it. Yes, this works for nearly. every. word.
#now I’m wondering how often my high school french teacher was silently screaming because of this little fact
Every year. Every year there’s that kid who forgets that you can’t translate “I am excited” to “Je suis excitée”. And every year Monsieur Jordan has to slam the brakes before that kid can finish his sentence and then tactfully ask him not to announce to the class that he is horny.
ok, hyuna and e'dawn dating is a legit masterpiece, because they are just so powerful indiviually and together. plus, they create the biggest dick energy there is.
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