Alien Shrimp

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[vintage-tigre]

[star-walking]

[plain-flavoured-english]

As a Greek, in response to the current controversy about Matt Damon being cast as Odysseus, I'd just like to share that one of the moments that changed my brain chemistry as a kid was reading a novelized version of the Odyssey and coming across the following description of Odysseus when Circe sees him for the first time and thinks he's hot: "his hair curled like a clematis and his eyes were very brown".

So may I present my own casting choice for Odysseus:

[plain-flavoured-english]

Excuse me???

[alienshrimp]

Kevin Kline is the hottest a man has ever been, that's all

[lady-dedlock]

She realised for the first time that aversion and attraction ran side by side; that the boundary-line was thin between them.

Daphne du Maurier, Jamaica Inn

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

Happiness Will Come To You.

[12goblins]

when tho

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

[wizardshark]

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

[zigxortega]

[zac--efren]

I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.

[scientiablr]

honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March

[delta-domine]

I really need this march

[ilovewandanat]

It better. This year has been ass. One thing after another.

[hereagain4u]

I’M here to get something good to come to me

If it doesn’t, I’ll come to it and make someone else happy

[plunkre]

last march was shitty, hopping for the best

[your-neighbourhood-antisocial]

I hope my March is wonderful because I’m ready to throw hands against god if it isn’t

[shadowseductress]

"do you have any hobbies" lately i have been into overthinking and panicking

[ducissatenebrarum]

[calleido]

armor for man and horse presumably made for baron pankraz vont freyberg (1508-1565) by wolfgang grosschedel

[classycookiexo]

[capricorn-born]

Oddly specific. Got a deposit for 6,837 today

[weaselle]

fuck it, i never ever do those “reblog for X, this one really works!” posts, but this one doesn’t have any of that BS, this is just straight up wishing us good things; and then the comment doesn’t even say any of that either. Zero claims on this post, all positive vibes

May you end this week feeling ever more certain of a future you’ll love

[vmohlere]

May you end this week feeling ever more certain of a future you’ll love

[alienshrimp]

Posted Chapter 3 here (forgot to mention when I posted Chapter 2, my b!)

Happy Christmas everyone!! xxx

Chapters: 3/27

Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy Characters: Hermione Granger, Draco Malfoy, Cormac McLaggen, Pansy Parkinson, Theodore Nott, Percy Weasley, Hestia Jones Additional Tags: Rivals to Lovers, Coworkers to lovers, Banter, Comedy, Romantic Comedy, Denial of Feelings, Alternate Universe - Veep (TV) Fusion, The thick of it and veep inspired, Mutual Pining, Post-Hogwarts, Ministry of Magic Employee Hermione Granger, Ministry of Magic Employee Draco Malfoy, Politics, humour attemped through various ridiculous acronyms some more successful than others, Amy Bruckheimer/Dan Egan vibes, Eventual Smut, Eventual Romance, Slow Burn, Fluff Series: Part 1 of Strange Bedfellows Summary:

This was not good. Pale violet memos zipped past her down the corridor, nearly clipping her ears. She needed to get back to the office. Charging deeper into the ministry, her mood soured with every step. As she rounded the corner, a group of summer work placement students were crowded around waiting for the lift. But upon hearing her violently clacking steps approaching and getting a glimpse at her rising cloud of hair, they promptly scattered and fled. She pulled out her Jabbering Jotter, scrawling furiously in it while waiting for the next lift.

—

Chief of Staff for the Deputy Minister for Magic has never been an easy role, but it was one Hermione relished. That is, until the sudden reappearance of one Draco Malfoy in her life.

[ladrodicielo]

Gustav Klimt - Standing couple in an embrace (1908)

(via ladrodicielo)

[perfectday1972]

[onyxmagica]

Dramione in the style of Romeo and Juliet by Henri-Pierre Picou

It's funny that this is my favourite piece to date yet social media is killing my hopes and dreams of that reflection, it's so sad to me that I'm suddenly comparing my other works and numbers of likes to how good the work is. So I'm trying to be less harsh on myself that just because this isn't as amazing as I thought to others, it isn't a reflection of my worth, and that I have to remember the people that do love it as much as I do is a crazy achievement to have. I should remember that this is for fun haha. This isn't very eloquent, and just using it as a void to voice out my thoughts here so that the thought is not rattling in my head anymore.

[aqua-regia009]

Love (1885) - Paul-Albert Besnard 

[mzmorrigan]

Inspired by The Mummy 💕

[theonion]

In an effort that was intended to be subtle but was clearly targeted, local cat Arlo reportedly followed pet owner Joshua Rice around his apartment Friday like a racist Walgreens employee making sure a customer wasn’t going to steal anything. “That asshole thinks he’s being discreet, but I can see him staring at me as though I just pocketed an $8 deodorant,” Rice said of the 3-year-old cat, who trailed him through the kitchen, hallway, and bathroom, peeking around corners so as not to let the man out of his sight for one minute.

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