ska enjoyer

i'm an ugly beast of a man, actually (he/him - 25 - denmark)

[targent]

cant fucking sleep bc wikipedia has separate lists for vampires and for fictional vampires

[megacoolkid]

VAMPIRES ARE REAL?!

[tallymali]

what am i being advertised here exactly

[special-agent-dale-gooper]

[richardstabbert]

Tom Of Finland Christmas

[targetedknowledge]

[eggl-rd]

sitting outside saw a dude in a dark blue jacket and black pants jog past my house nd a few minutes later a woman wearing the same exact outfit and same hair color comes back from that direction jogging past again #trasngener ?

[crazycometspecular]

Happy GDT Frankenstein (2025) streaming day ;)

[uwuspaceboy]

WHO ELSE UP FRANKEN THEY STEIN RN

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

Tumblr being the "piss on the poor" reading comprehension site makes sense when you realize that 79% of adults in the US are functionally illiterate. Same goes for Twitter and TikTok.

that's a real high number, sport. where'd you get it?

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

hey anon

please tell me you didn't google "US literacy rates" and then make the funniest possible mistake one could make in that situation

[effemimaniac]

*me when my failed clone that came out half the size of me and aged 10x as quickly due to a miscalculation of the biomass needed and numerous genetic errors escapes my basement lab during a romantic dinner and my date sees it and asks what the fuck that thing is* "oh, little old me?"

[everydaylouie]

side view mirror

[parasitoidism]

You have to play portal if you haven’t played it yet thats NOT okay portal 1 is like 4 hours and portal 2 is like 7. How much time do you spend every week scrolling social media. Ok now replace that with thinking with portals. Guess what you just played two 10/10 games and it’s not even Sunday

[beardedmrbean]

[oh-lordy-lord-save-me]

having a favorite oc is so embarrassing like hey guys heres a drawing of them. here’s another one. bet you can’t guess what the next drawing is about. here they are again. hey check out this scene i wrote about them. haha drew them again. you won’t believe who i just drew

[ilovetodrinkwater]

LOL but seriously release the hounds

[but-the-library-of-alexandria]

truly wild how driving really does become like piloting a mech after a while. like it sounds so car-bro-y but the car genuinely does become like an extension of your body. your muscles are simply making the correct micro-movements to perfectly manouvre a giant piece of machinery through a constantly moving maze while your brain is busy singing karaoke. you can physically feel when a gap is too small for your car-sona to fit through, like a cat putting its whiskers into a crevice. your brain is suddenly able to do on-the-fly s=d/t calculations in a milisecond and tell you exactly how quickly you need to move to avoid an oncoming vehicle while turning across the road. why does driving unlock the unused 89% of my brain

[ozth]

what? oh sweetheart no, you're not weirding me out at all. you're weirding me in. keep talking, freak

[greelin]

y’all mind if a white boy let an evil entity into his body tonight