That one Fangirl

A girl who posts a collection of things that I find true, awesome, or make me laugh.

[botanize]

[errorschacha]

There’s no reason you can’t eat pie at every meal. They make fruit pies, vegetable pies, meat pies, meat substitute pies, I mean pies easily cover 100% of your necessary nutrient groups. They even make cake pies. The only reason not to switch over to pie entirely is pie sucks.

[altonzm-deactivated20170213]

you were so close to a revolutionary thesis and then you betrayed me and every citizen of good standing

[aligator467]

To Kill a Mockingbird

Scout: I wonder who's leaving us these gifts on Boo Radleys property outside Boo Radleys house in Boo Radleys tree right in front of Boo Radleys gate

Scout:

Scout:

Scout: I bet it's miss Maudie

[micdotcom]

Watch: “Liberal Redneck” suggests some other countries where these bigots can go live.

[matchgirl42]

“You’re a white person in America, so I could see why you’d think this, but tellin’ other people how to live is actually NOT a right you have.”

DING DING DING

[everydayiztumberling]

[agoodflyting]

It’s really refreshing to see this, coming from someone who lives in the South.

[catscratching]

I honestly have to second the last comment on this.  I’m so used to the South being a bastion of racism and other grossness, it’s so good to see a Southerner calling people on their shit.

[cottoncanyon-deactivated2018012]

Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $599.99

[plaht]

↖️ this blog supports honey bees 🍯🐝

[lifeloveanddisney]

[saipng]

the UN: the Avengers need to be put under control! they can’t just decide what to do on their own 

captain America:

[weirdnessisgood]

[limpnode-deactivated20240418]

gonna die historic on the fury road

[ibrahimnsbvv]

[corgisandboobs]

“WELL I DON’T KNOW WHY I’M NOT INSIDE, BUT I’M HAVING FUN AND THAT’S THE IMPORTANT PART.”

[chickpeabb-deactivated20180117]

It’s me, your dream girl, in scrunched up socks and a blanket cape.

[tastefullyoffensive]

[micdotcom]

Watch: Brian Yu’s heartbreaking poem will strike anyone with students loans to the core.

[funoftheday]

You don’t say.

[a-spoon-is-born]

[petty-revenge-stories]

Is that enough bubble wrap for you madam?

Right, so i work in a UK department store and safe to say the majority of our customers tend to be a little snooty!

On this particular day i had been asked to go over and help on the tills (not my usual post) as they were short staffed, i had logged onto the till at the end and was waiting for any customers that needed to pay.

After a while a lady came over and stood at the other end of the row of tills to me so i called down to her with a happy “hello there” and I immediately received an “…oh, I’ll come to you then shall I?” (Clearly she wasn’t happy that i had decided to dare log into a till that wasn’t within 3 feet of her), as i’m used to being spoken too like this i just smiled and waited for her to walk over.

She then proceeded to empty a candle and a ceramic milk jug onto my till with a rather unpleasant “I’ll have these wrapped” (i would have offered if she had given me a chance). I’m now started to get annoyed at how rude she is being, but I just though she was another one of ‘those’ customers and smiled as i rang through her items and wrapped both of her items perfectly sufficiently in bubble wrap.

When i gave her back the items she tutted and pushed the ceramic jug back at me and demanded that I wrap it better. By now i’m sick and tired of her talking to me like a servant so i took a deep breath and forced a “yes of course”, I then proceeded to wrap her precious ceramic jug in a stupid quantity of bubble wrap, taking as much time as I possibly could to tape up every single gap and small opening I could find, then continued adding layers and taping the gaps for a good 5 minuets.

When i felt that I had finally wasted enough of her time i returned the jug (now in so many layers of wrap its about twice the size) to her and said happily “There we go madam is that wrapped enough for you?”, all I received was a scowl as she snatched the jug from me and exited the store. My biggest hope was that when she got it home she had so much trouble getting through my layers and layers of wrap and tape that she would have dropped the jug and it would have smashed into several, tiny, hard to clean up pieces.

[buzzfeed]

[lazyraspberry]

My grandpa texted for the first time in his life today and he spit straight wisdom out of the keyboard