Ur Friendly Neighborhood Wine Mom

Sam. follow me for drama and memes

[reveluvingg]

this was all i could think about during the episode i’m sorry

[toastbutteregg]

[wooooooooff]

[beggars-opera]

Once again, The Onion is not even in the general vicinity of fucking around

[hawards]

these people get it

[fallingmaddlyinlove]

Me starting over a daydream scene because I thought about it for too long

[gaysie]

i get stupider every year of college. it’s like benjamin button’s university student

[miiriya]

How to open a bottle using the Scientific Method.

[mtkano-deactivated20210211]

Amazing

[highfunctioninggarbagefire]

Science always blows my mind.

[awed-frog]

not all heroes wear capes

[iwas-handpicked]

“aw you remembered!” bitch i’m in love with you of course i remembered

[relelvance]

I don't need a moral high ground to dislike someone because last I checked being a cunt wasn't illegal

[foulserpent]

whys king kong………..so fucking large

[brightereyes]

the bigger you are the larger you are

[foulserpent]

[drakonovisny]

Me, an awkward bisexual, every time someone points a camera at me:

[crypticaesthetic]

people always ask which way you face in the shower... but baby, I'm a rotisserie chicken

[knownhag]

My mom is a teacher and she asked her students what was hard about virtual learning and one kid said not knowing who is tall or short and everyone agreed

[meme-train-choochoo]

[galactic-dragoness]

[loszeged]

[neko-mancy]

[bugmoment]

[an-eldritch-nightmare-deactivat]