Alisa

🫶🏽🤭🫶🏽 M.M. + M.A.T.D. Fan Fanfic writer ✍️

[alisaspages]

That awkward moment when you don’t know if you want them to be your dad/mom or daddy/mommy 🤠

[enki2]

[pterygoidwalk]

sometimes i wonder what my cat named me

[cha0ticlesbian]

And I love her for it🫶

[mayskai]

“I hate the way you talk to me,

and the way you cut your hair.

I hate the way you drive my car,

I hate it when you stare.

I hate your big dumb combat boots,

and the way you read my mind.

I hate you so much it makes me sick,

It even makes me rhyme.

I hate the way you’re always right,

I hate it when you lie.

I hate it when you make me laugh,

even worse when you make me cry.

I hate it when you’re not around,

and the fact that you didn’t call.

But mostly I hate the way I don’t hate you,

not even close,

not even a little bit,

not even at all.”

- 10 things I hate about you poem

[queenmoriarty]

sitting in a café, melancholically drinking my coffee and scrolling through tumblr and pinterest is my way of relaxation tbh

[toastbutteregg]

[kushblazer666]

[of-f-course]

Some neighbor somewhere

[memewhore]

[pleckthaniel]

Favorite genre of post

[catchymemes]

[annoyingmemes]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

there are many reasons to seek out and become fans of indie movies and generally less widespread media but the craziest one is that like 90% of the time if you express admiration for an underrated movie the cast and crew will just be like. thank you. i’m following you on twitter now. and then you have to live the rest of your life knowing people involved in the making of one of your favorite hidden gems of cinema are seeing your tweets about having a whole blue hawaiian fishbowl to yourself at 4 PM

[aphihephiandarti]

Bella: *gets a bruise*

Edward, shaking, tears visible in his eyes: hAsn’T shE beEn thRouGh ENOUGH?

[twilightofficial]

Edward at his wedding overhearing his wife tell the guy who’s in love with her that she’s fully prepared to die for Edwards dick on their honeymoon

[funnytwittertweets]

[gospelofme]

Legend has it my cousin is still trying to find this profile…