A Cowboy Told Me The Earth Is Flat

I’m Dean and you’re watching my life fall apart

[gobloggirl]

[zygon-commander]

[elbiotipo]

That picture where it looks like BTS did a coup in the United States

[elbiotipo]

[chilewithcarnage]

[sikoi]

[ms-gay-sex]

the whole "lipstick on a pig" thing makes no sense because the second we gave a pig access to makeup she became god's cuntiest soldier

[ms-gay-sex]

you cant do this to me

[certified-muppet-posts]

certified muppets post

[ms-gay-sex]

DO NOT

[ayeforscotland]

The ice cream boss can be seen in footage saying: "You're killing poor kids in Gaza and paying for it by cutting Medicaid for kids here."

[nothing-an-iratze-cant-fix]

Huhn. I thought they were aligning themselves with Trump last I heard. Well, good on him.

[knightofburgers]

Info from Reddit:

To anyone considering supporting Ben Cohen: You need to be aware that Ben has sold Ben & Jerry’s to Unilever a long time ago. He is currently involved in lawsuits against them for ousting him and silencing the company’s progressive social mission. Supporting Ben & Jerry’s now is no different than supporting any other MAGA-aligned business. Ben Cohen is the good person here — not the company. Ben’s Best Blnz (B3) is a nonprofit cannabis brand launched by Ben Cohen (co-founder of Ben & Jerry’s) to fight racial injustice from the War on Drugs. 100% of profits go to: - 80% → grants for Black cannabis entrepreneurs - 10% → Vermont Racial Justice Alliance - 10% → Last Prisoner Project Support the cause or share the mission. Ben's Best Blnz (B3)

WSJ article about how Unilever forced B&J to continue to sell in settlements in the Israeli-occupied West Bank and prevented B&J from posting any criticism of Trump on his inauguration.

[just-a-random-bakugo-stan]

“Eww don’t ship them ! They’re just friends/ they hate each other/ they barely have any interaction/they never even met/they’re not from the same series !”

Pussy. Back in my days, we shipped Elsa and Jack Frost to hell and back because they were both ice themed.

[stiinken]

sweet nothings

[tincanmans]

Tony as the Tin Man from the Wizard of Oz 🥺

[pissvortex]

timeline:

- Trump signs unpopular order banning TikTok for being Chinese

- Democrats support the ban because people are supporting a ceasefire on TikTok

- Netanyahu sides with Trump despite Biden’s ass kissing and collaborates with him to delay ceasefire talks

- Dems lose in a landslide because of their deeply unpopular positions

- Trump takes credit for the ceasefire and for TikTok getting unbanned

[doubleca5t]

[nasacowboy]

I’m back unfortunately

[pierppasolini]

Elvira's Haunted Holidays (1987)

[joy-yet-again-deactivated202410]

[elvarasokazokakurvaelvarasok-de]

[fungiblegoods]

[bevtroi]

actually spock invented pon farr bc he was feeling cranky and didn’t want to go through the embarrassment of admitting it. also to see jim’s titties.

[hyperactivehedgehog]

I love this post because it carries the implication that he managed to get his fiancé, her boyfriend, and his grandmother, a high ranking politician, to play along with this, and I desperately, desperately want this fic

[hyperactivehedgehog]

“Listen, T'Pring, I know we have not been in contact for 3.27 years, but there is a cute guy on my ship, and I need you to be my wing woman. Also I know you’ve been seeing Stonn so this would be a great opportunity to break up this engagement”

“Your logic is sound. I will be there”

[bevtroi]

spock is literally that bitch and this 100% happened

[wingittofreedom]

*7 years later, post marriage*

Jim: hey spock isn’t it about time for…you know?…the thing?

Spock: wut? what do you—Oh! Ah yes. You are correct. I am indeed entering ‘pon farr’ now. I cannot control myself, Jim I need your body

[tparadox]

I appreciate the implication that this became a Vulcan Tradition thanks to either how high status his family is or because Kirk’s logs are required reading at Starfleet Academy and Vulcans are too embarrassed to correct their Starfleet doctors or tell them the celebrated Ambassador Spock was making stuff up about Vulcan culture to impress a boy.

[ospreyonthemoon]

I think all the vulcans just went “hm. Maybe we SHOULD try wild sex every so often….” and just went along with it because if there is ONE thing vulcans like its committing to a bit

[thexfl-deactivated20220712]

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

[feazelbal]

[recuperationdisliker]

[wehaveassumedcontrol]

[sighinastorm]

[punished-blitzkriegfritz]

The last pic is like a very fucking specific hieroglyph which you only understand if you know it’s context.

[theknightinslippers]

The context

[strawsoldier]

thoughts after 257