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@alittlebitwinchester
I am back!!!
All muses are back on to rp. Sarah still the main one.
“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
not even risking that shit
scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button.
She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time
Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS
I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.
Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.
who the fuck is Madame Zeroni
Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is
Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button
Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her
idk who she is but i have an exam today so i’ll reblog her
^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!
Because wise, I am.
Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys
Reblog if you truly enjoy following me.
Disney rpers or Descendants verse like if you want to plot with Hades. like for a starter etc.
Just a little rant!
I’m a sucker for Disney musicals and Disney original shows and the classic Disney movies. But I have to address something. Hades is my favorite all time Disney character in Hercules. And I was so excited to hear a version of that Disney Hades was being brought into Descendants 3. Cheyenne Jackson nailed it!!! He was so fabulous and Hades became my all time favorite Disney parent in a matter of minutes. But many fans have started to complain about Persephone erasure by making Maleficent Hades wife/ex wife instead. These fans who see Persephone and Hades as this romantic tale don’t seem to know the origins of the Greek mythical romance. Other than how we got the seasons. There’s different variations of the tale but all of them dark and sad. Persephone was the daughter of Zeus. Hades is the brother of Zeus. Hades wanted a bride so Zeus arranged for his own child to marry her uncle. When Persephone refused to do so Hades kidnapped her and forced her to be his wife. Some versions of the story include rape and abuse. But either way there was nothing rainbow and sunshine about Hades and his bride. Disney is a family friendly company. They are in no way obligated to support such dark themes or try to find a way to bring in Persephone and change the tale enough to be suitable for kids. So they left her out of the animated film Hercules. And Hades was single and bitter. In a Mickey Mouse house of mouse short Hades goes on a date with Maleficent. And since Cheyenne’s Hades is loosely based on the animated one voiced by James Woods, it would make sense for this pairing to return. If you like Persephone and Hades tale then that’s up to you. To each their own. But don’t expect Disney to bring such problematic and toxic themes to their movies or shows. This isn’t D.C. Comics. Bringing that marriage into a Disney movie would be like if The Joker and Harley took the Disney universe over. It just doesn’t work.
Any Descendant roleplayers?
I’m thinking about putting Hades from D3 as a muse on this blog. Would anyone rp with him?
So I had intended to Add James Bond to my muses. There’s been six actors to portray him. So I have six canonical FCs to use. I thought about using Timothy Dalton or Daniel Craig. Then I thought George Lazenby could be good too. I feel his one time as Bond seems underappreciated by some people. Then I thought maybe I should use a new person. An original FC. idk. what do you think. Who should I use?
“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
not even risking that shit
scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button.
She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time
Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS
I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.
Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.
who the fuck is Madame Zeroni
Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is
Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button
Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her
idk who she is but i have an exam today so i’ll reblog her
^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!
Because wise, I am.
Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys
I tried to scroll past twice and I couldn’t. Fuck this website man.
if i must
there is no other
choice for me
GOD!
If only, if only, I could ever scroll past Madame Zeroni.
@tumblgang what about if someone’s name was Zucchini?? I would trust them with my life.
continued from here Trixie looked up at her second dad. She beamed when he said okay. Trixie giggled. "A snake." she thought of a serpent. "A serpent!!" she said giggling again. "Alright I probably shouldn't joke about that." she then grinned. "Mommy would kill you if you gave me a pet Demon. Besides demons aren't very nice. Well excluding Maze. She's nice. But most demons aren't." She shook her head. "They don't like most humans. And they are mean to you for leaving Hell and finding a new home." she said. She thought for a moment. Dogs were too much work. And mom would be upset if she got something that required a lot of taking care of. Cats seemed boring. They just napped all day. "Okay a snake. It'd be non venomous I assume right?" she blinked. "Reptitles are easy to take care of. And are very interesting." she told him.
onehellofavacation:
It wasn’t like he meant to sound harsh; but if somebody got to the point of considering the question then they usually knew the answer. Taking a coin out his jacket pocket to flick between his fingers. Growing silent which wasn’t his usual thing but figured wiser than talking.
Was going to be a long night. Especially hearing how quick Chloe was to provide the supposed answer. Forgot how frustrating it could be having feelings for somebody, yet being who he was- was a reason nothing worked out.
Chloe just didn’t want to deal with this right now. The child and devil. She decided that she should just go straight to the restaurant. She believed the suggestion from someone was little door. But she chose to go to the little next door. Which was the cafe next to it. Owned by the same owner. Still fancy enough. But also had things she felt her child would eat. Though Chloe wasn’t sure how picky of an eater Trix was. She did know that most kids didn’t like to try things with fancy names and had a picture that made it look “gross.” She parked and looked over at Lucifer. “So since Trixie was with us. We didn’t seem to have any reservations or exact plans. So I just chose somewhere I thought we all would like.” she said.
I’m glad you got what you needed❤️
ravishingdevil·:
“Okay, we’ll tell Dan.” He sighed and took another drink. He wasn’t about to argue about that. Before he could even speak up, he noticed the tears in Chloes eyes. He tend to forget that humans are more emotional than angels or demons and that they get very enthusiastic about things. If he had to go the rest of his existence without something, it would be from seeing the Detective cry. She sure knew how to get to him. She was making a very valid point. The truth was out, he couldn’t run from it anymore.
“You know, you’re right detective.” His demeanor becoming a little more serious than it was before. He had just gotten back from hell. What was the point in coming back if he didn’t allow himself to be truly happy for once?
“I need to own up to my feelings because if I don’t….” He bit his lip and looked down at his feet for a moment before looking back up at the blonde. I’ll lose you.” Something he feared was losing the detective or not being able to protect her. “And I don’t want that to happen.” The archangel admitted.
“I guess we will have to tell her… So… Where would you like to start?”
Chloe smiled. "Well you won't lose me forever. I'd still be your friend. And partner. But you would lose me as a potentional romantic interest. Because girls don't like being strung along. " she teased him. "I just meant you can't not talk about it now. That's not how it works. I know you're not exactly human. And our social norms aren't your social norms. But I am a human. And if you're in love with me. You have to adapt to some of those social norms. Like not brushing off a love confession. Or hurting me. Because you are scared of these human feelings you're feeling." She thought about it for a minute. "We agree that showing your devil face is off the table unless as a last resort." she wondered about the wings. "Well since she's a child. Maybe pushing your angel side to prove you're not human would be the less scarier option." She smiled. "I know it's bad to show your wings. That humans fall in love with them or something. And sometimes have obsessed reactions to them. I didn't necessarily, but..." she smiled. "But I think we first tell her. And see if we need proof yet..." she thought this would work. "And if we do. You show your wings instead of the face. And if Trixie becomes like that one man that was trying to sell them. Just put them back in quickly and snap her out of it." Chloe was glad he was on her side for now. "Let's do it now actually."
PREGNANCY STARTERS
━ POSITIVE STARTERS
“I’ve always wanted to be a mother/father!”
“We’ve waited a long time for this.”
“Do you want to feel the baby kick?”
“Give me your hand so you can feel it, too”
“We have to finish the nursery. There’s only two weeks left.”
“Have we bought everything on the baby list?”
“I can’t wait to finally hold it”
“You’re glowing!”
“There is something I have to tell you…”
“Hello little one, this is your daddy speaking..”
“I think it likes me touching your belly.”
“I can feel it kick!”
“My back aches and I want ice cream.”
“I can’t hide my bump any longer. I think we need to tell people.”
“I heard the heart beat for the first time.”
“Do you want to see an ultrasound picture?”
“You’re going to be an amazing mom/dad!”
“What would you say about adding one more? The house is big enough.”
“I think my water just broke…”
“Do you think it’s contractions?”
“Call the midwife, this is not a false alarm.”
“I think it’s too late to drive to the hospital, the baby is coming NOW.”
━ NEGATIVE STARTERS
“I’m not ready for a baby.”
“I don’t think we have the money for another child.”
“I want an abortion.”
“I had an abortion. I didn’t know how to tell you.”
“Someone else is having my baby…it was just one night, I swear!”
“They couldn’t find a heartbeat.”
“I’m bleeding. This shouldn’t happen, right?”
“I am so sorry, but…you lost the baby.”
“I lost our baby.”
“How are we going to keep our family safe?”
“I don’t know how to be a mother/father.”
“I never wanted children, And I don’t want one with you.”
“I can’t even keep a cactus alive, let alone a human baby.”
“I know we’re about to have a baby, but I don’t love you anymore.”
“I think we should raise this baby separately. We’re not working out anymore.”
“I’m in so much pain, this can’t be right!”
“It’s too early to have the baby!”
“Something is wrong with the baby. They need to run more tests.”
ravishingdevil·:
Lucifer was never good at talking about his feelings, sometimes he even struggled with Linda. He didn’t like admitting he was wrong and if he had done wrong, he would rather blow it off than face it. He knew he wasn’t about to leave without talking about the thing. Pulling out his flask, he unscrewed the lid and took a long sip of it. Alcohol was very much needed at this point.
“I just did didn’t I?” He held out his arms. “Does it really need talking about?” In his head he could hear Linda telling him off for what he just said. The therapist was like his conscience. That also meant, he wasn’t doing the right thing. He was a danger to the detective. He couldn’t become even more vulnerable than he already was. “So the devil fell in love.” Lucifer shrugged. “Who knew the devil would be capable of such a thing.” He teased.
Lucifer listened better than what he was given credit for. He knew what the detective was talking about. “Well method acting is surely better than that improve Dan does.” He smirked. “Why would I give a rats ass about what detective douche thinks?” For once he stopped himself from going on about the other detective that he did not like one bit.
“What exactly do you mean by hearing or seeing something? Afraid I might reveal my real face to your little urchin?”
Chloe looked at Lucifer sternly. "Dan is a human being." she snapped. "One I once loved enough to marry." she wanted their feud to end. "Regardless of how you feel about him. He's still the father of my child. And IF we had something serious. He'd still would deserve to know who his child was around. The truth." she sighed. "Can't you just look at it that way. Respecting a father. Of course you can't." She noticed he stopped himself from saying anything else about Dan. So she stopped her anger there. Lucifer and Dan were once friends and on good terms. And she missed that. Then her anger was placed elsewhere. "This has nothing to do with the devil falling in love. No....you don't get to brush this off. With a so the devil fell in love crack." She had enough of crying over him. But she knew the tears would start again if she wasn't careful. "You're an ass sometimes. You know that. I stood on your balcony and said I love you. I pleaded with you not to go. And then you drop the bombshell that I was your first love not Eve...." She was so fed up. "It's about two people in love. And one of them happens to be the devil. An angel. Whatever." she continued. "You can't be like this anymore. I put up with it for awhile. I let you stand me up on dates, I let you run off for a month. I even dated other people..." And there it was the tears. They started streaming again. "I let you pull this devil doesn't know how to express his feelings crap. And accepted it. But now you can't just continue doing it. We confessed our love. Now you gotta own those feelings. And start treating me better." she sighed. "or we'll never work. It won't work. You can't do this to someone you love." He changed the subject again with what appeared to be his own anger. "No. you would never show her your face. You'd be worried about scaring her. I just mean I accidentally saw it. And kids at school talk. A child is more likely to believe all this devil talk than an adult would. They are more open minded." she shook her head. "I just mean what if someone mentions it and she comes asking questions. And we lie to her. And she finds out accidentally somehow it's all true. And then she's upset we lied. Well I lied. Because you don't lie."
alittlebitwinchester·:
Lucifer had found a way to get out of hell. It surely wasn’t easy but he would have done anything to get back to the detective. Their parting wasn’t exactly smooth, but leaving her never was easy. Going back to hell felt like going back to a crappy nine to five job after having a vacation of a lifetime. He hated it more than ever.
He didn’t plan to show up at Chloes house, but Linda talked him into it. He needed to face his problems and stop hiding from confrontation. So there he was, standing at her door. Typically he would just walk on in but he didn’t want to piss off Chloe even more.
When Trixie hugged Lucifer, he halfheartedly hugged her back without saying anything. He tried so hard not to show any adoration towards the small human but the truth was, he cared about her. He no longer stiffened or flinched when the child went to hug him. He didn’t have time to mess around or give Chloes offspring a proper greeting. His purpose was to make amends with the detective.
“Ill have a conversation with your little urchin later. Right now, I’m here for you.” He stepped in and turned around to look at the blonde, hands in his pocket and his expression soft.
“I need to apologize.” He paused, ready to talk about his feelings when he once again went back to hiding his true feelings. “It must have been hard going solo these past few months. Well I’m here, ready to go back on the job.” He blurted out. That was opposite of what he really wanted to say. “So what do you say detective?”
She could've killed him. Get back to work? That couldn't possibly be why he was there. Not the only reason. She starred at him. Ready to yell at him. Or punch him. Anything. But then she realized it's Lucifer. He might not be saying what he really felt. "No we're not getting back to work. Not until we discuss you and I." she said firmly. She didn't stop looking at him. "You tell me I'm your first love and fly off. You don't get to come back and ignore that with a let's get back to work." She also wanted to discuss something important with him. "And if there is an us. Then there's some things we need to consider." she said. She was thinking about this. For awhile. "I can't keep making up stories or talking in secret. The people in our inner circle. Which unfortunately includes Dan, ella and my child. Need to know you aren't a method actor." She blinked. "Okay maybe not Dan just yet. He already thinks you're the bad guy. I don't think proving to him you're the devil will help." she shook her head. "But you'll be in his child's life. If we're really a thing that is. And he would at some point have the right to know." She smiled. "And well you know why Ella deserves to know...." she paused. Then thought for a moment. "And Trixie needs to know. Because what if she hears something or see's something and....I rather her know from us. That her mother is in love with Satan."
ravishingdevil said: “I shouldn’t have left you.” (To Chloe)
Chloe looked over at Lucifer. It was a few months. And here he was standing there. She looked to make sure no demons followed. the whole prophecy thing scared her. But she was also really hurt and upset with Lucifer. you can't just say to a girl she's your first love. and fly off. she thought. Trixie came to stand by her mother. She looked up at Lucifer. Very unhappy with him. Not only did her friend leave. But her mom was really sad. Chloe didn't want her child to say anything to Lucifer. And trixie didn't. She just ran up and hugged him. Then she whispered to Lucifer as she looked up. "I'm glad you're back." Then she went back inside to do her homework. Chloe smiled. "What no how is my little urchin?" from you. She teased. It's what Lucifer called Trixie. "Well come in I guess.."
onehellofavacation:
Lucifer just watched the exchange; the way Trixie was thinking over the information out loud. Faintly recalling Mazikeen telling him about showing the child her real face once. Checking his phone for possible places to head after dinner was over with.
“No offense but kids tend to handle it better, just as they do other things.” Pinching the bridge of his nose a moment before letting out a sigh. “Not an angel, in fact anything that isn’t the past few years- off limits conversation or question wise.” Only so much of an open book he’d be, even with Chloe. “I’m just Lucifer as far it matters to you.”
Trixie noticed he seemed a bit touchy about it. And she felt scolded. She blinked. "I know you're just Lucifer to me. That's the point. It was just a question." she said. She felt he was kind of being mean all of a sudden. "Sorry Trix. There's some things he just doesn't like discussing. He doesn't mean to come across harsh." chloe told her child. She turned to Lucifer. "For the purpose of answering my child's innocent little question. That she meant no harm by. Yes you are an angel" she sighed. "And that's all you need to say. And she'll get the hint you don't want to go any further." Chloe didn't mean to get all technical with him. or short. But technically he was an angel and a 10 year old wouldn't understand the fallen part. Or the transfer to the devil part. If they were going to be together. Lucifer needed to learn how to deal with kids. Though trixie loved Lucifer. Chloe could tell there would be certain reactions from Lucifer that would probably hurt her feelings. "Mom it's okay." Trixie said. Chloe sighed. "Okay let's go to dinner."