Where the chicken at?

18 yo ✦ French Canadian ✦ Bilingual

[alittleboo]

Requests rules and guidelines!

-ˏˋ⋆ X reader + headcanons ⋆ˊˎ-

-ˏˋ⋆ JJBA ⋆ˊˎ-

I accept every character. Of course, there are some that I'm more comfortable with but hey...I can do them all.

I'm begging you,  please, give me at least 2 characteristics for the reader (it doesn't mean you can't give me more than 2 characteristics, don't be shy to give me many). It will really make it more easier for me to write the requests. However I won't take the three following characteristics : depress, yandere and neko (or whatever animal). Sorry guys but I'm really not in those. Like I don't have issue with "lost in his/her mind", "loner" or anything else like that but I can't deal with depress and yandere. For animals well I'm just really not comfortable with that at all...

Also if you want the character to be something precise like a member of Passione, a stand user (any power in particular? Tell me.) or anything else, you have to tell me. Otherwise, it's like you're allowing me to decide.

I also need you to give me the gender of the reader. I can write male x male, female x female or male x female. I am absolutely fine with all of them. No binary too! Just tell me. If you don't I give the reader the opposite sex of the given character.

If the requests are going to close someday, I will write it in the title and at the end of each parts.

Want to see the list of my writings?

✦ Click here ✦

Finally please remember I am not a Jojo dictionary. It's possible that some things I write won't make any sense and if it's the case, mention it to me politely.

Finally, English isn't my first language. I am francophone. I am certainly good in English, but I am still in apprenticeship. With that in mind, there may be several dumb mistakes in my writings but I think it won't be too bad. I mean as long as you understand what I mean (and I am not writing awfully) I think it can pass. However, I will do my best to make sure there won't be too much of them, I can only try.

I almost forgot...I'm not a quick writer guys so you will have to be patient...°˖✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧˖°

[animeuserboxes]

[alittleboo]

Strawberry boi 🍓

[alittleboo]

So I’m back after....... a year? I DONT KNOW but hey I quit tumblr and then recently I got nostalgic....So I don’t know I may write once again but...

[monfufu]

hi im bitter about people not commenting on fics. im sad seeing all these authors get so discouraged because no one comments. it takes like 5 seconds! just do it!! dont know what to type? me neither! heres some handy pre-written comments for you! “I dont know what to comment! That was great! thank you for your hard work!” “That was lovely! I really enjoyed this chapter/fic.” “How dare you?” “AAAAAAAAAAAAA” “Extra kudos because one is not enough!” if you read a fic and dont know what to say, leave the tab open, come back later! see if theres a line you really liked! tell them if it reminded you of something dumb! tell them if your roommate saw you crying while reading it and now your roommate is reading it!!! SHARE WHATEVER. BE INCLUSIVE! everyone wants to hear SOMETHING. silence kills passion. show authors you care! show artists you care!!!! 

[tayooh]

Please do, even if it’s not criticism it helps us settle our anxiety by like, a lot.

[alittleboo]

Me on Wattpad, grumbling to myself when I compare the number of reads I get versus the number of votes and comments...

[alittleboo]

Me : *an everyday Canadian watching the USA presidential election* Please let it be Biden, please let it be Biden!

Me: *wakes up this morning, turn the TV on*

Tv : Trump est encore, jusqu’à maintenant le président des États-Unis...

(Translation: Trump is, until now, still the president of the US...)

Me with mostly the rest of the world : WHAT!?!?

[weirdchristmas]

[monkeywiki]

limp biscuit

[grouptalekindnesssoul]

Lethargic….cookie?

[nonbinary-octopus]

tired noodles

[ironwoman359]

Frustrated Pudding

[teacupfulofstarshine]

exhausted lollipop

[aidensm8]

Sleepy coffee

[doydoune]

guilty tea

[yoursentientpants-deactivated20]

Tired cereal 

[all-time-chemical-panic-boy-dea]

burnout coffee

[nfjdbvjklxd]

disappointed yoghurt

[zipstick]

Enraged carrots

[tired-piner]

Unsure Fries

[gaysquid-jello]

Exhausted Eggo’s

[a-dumb-bitch-apparently]

Sad takis

[fight-me-for-an-appl3]

dead espresso bean

[fandomphantomfreak]

depressed dumpling

[894567u93458-deactivated2025040]

Confused pancakes.

[wahhchan]

tired rice

[theoneandonlyredrobin]

Tired pie

[ruleofthirdz-deactivated2021110]

Bored Sandwich

[soliddaddy96]

anxious salt n’ vinegar chips

[jackabitches]

Sad eraser

[trashratbitch-deactivated202101]

im sorry- sad WHAT?!?

[jackabitches]

I ate an eraser because I was bored and I didnt wanna eat actual food

[trashratbitch-deactivated202101]

you worry me

[jackabitches]

I’ll turn into a Remus Kinnie and eat deoderate

[alittleboo]

Exasperated pogo

and @zeppeli-eric did it taste good? 👀

[jackabitches]

Thw eraser tasted like nothing and the deoderate tatsed chemically

[alittleboo]

SO YOU DID TRY THE DEODORATE

[weirdchristmas]

[monkeywiki]

limp biscuit

[grouptalekindnesssoul]

Lethargic….cookie?

[nonbinary-octopus]

tired noodles

[ironwoman359]

Frustrated Pudding

[teacupfulofstarshine]

exhausted lollipop

[aidensm8]

Sleepy coffee

[doydoune]

guilty tea

[yoursentientpants-deactivated20]

Tired cereal 

[all-time-chemical-panic-boy-dea]

burnout coffee

[nfjdbvjklxd]

disappointed yoghurt

[zipstick]

Enraged carrots

[tired-piner]

Unsure Fries

[gaysquid-jello]

Exhausted Eggo’s

[a-dumb-bitch-apparently]

Sad takis

[fight-me-for-an-appl3]

dead espresso bean

[fandomphantomfreak]

depressed dumpling

[894567u93458-deactivated2025040]

Confused pancakes.

[wahhchan]

tired rice

[theoneandonlyredrobin]

Tired pie

[ruleofthirdz-deactivated2021110]

Bored Sandwich

[soliddaddy96]

anxious salt n’ vinegar chips

[jackabitches]

Sad eraser

[trashratbitch-deactivated202101]

im sorry- sad WHAT?!?

[jackabitches]

I ate an eraser because I was bored and I didnt wanna eat actual food

[trashratbitch-deactivated202101]

you worry me

[jackabitches]

I’ll turn into a Remus Kinnie and eat deoderate

[alittleboo]

Exasperated pogo

and @zeppeli-eric did it taste good? 👀

[blackqueerblog]

[alittleboo]

As a Canadian allow me to interfere.

There is anti-Indigenous behaviour everywhere around the world. It's a very delicate thing to deal with for our government, without forgetting the fact that the federal can't interfere with such events because it's under the provincial. They are trying to change it and it's hard. Do they do it correctly? Have they waited too long? Depends on your opinion but to say Canada is anti-indigenous I believe that’s going too far.

[alittleboo]

I refuse. WE'RE IN OCTOBER!

[alittleboo]

Me : *wakes up*

My dog : *he puked*

Hooray. I clean his mess cuz ya know that's what you do.

Me : *comes back*

My dog : *sits on his fresh poo*

Me : *internal crisis*

Why 2 waves? Why haven't done both one-shot you moron?

[theunrequitedlover]

[jackabitches]

@rohanisbiggay

[alittleboo]

This is beautiful.

[mistaeq]

ㅡHigashikata Josuke,

by Dora.

okuyasu: a diamond is simply a lump of coal that did well under pressure!

josuke: thank you, okuyasu.

[cheese24k]

Astronaut readjusts to life back on Earth

> Don’t give him a baby for a while.

[leradny]

HE GRABS THE CUP BUT THEN HE DROPS THE PEN 0.0003 SECONDS LATER

AND HE LOOKS UP AT THE CEILING INSTEAD OF AT THE GROUND WHEN HE CAN’T FIND THEM

[quasarkisses]

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING HE JUST DROPS IT

IT’S NOT FUNNY IT’S VERY LOGICAL THAT HE WOULD HAVE ADJUSTED TO LIVING LIFE WHILE HE WAS IN SPACE BECAUSE IT’S DIFFERENT FROM EARTH BUT I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE

*THUNK*

[emilyelizabethfowl]

i love it so much every time i see it

[official-aquarium-gravel]

“ugh stupid gravity” 

[bruh-moment-dot-jpeg-deactivate]

IM FUXKING CSHAKING

[perfectlyhopeless]

I haven’t seen this post on my dash in *years* bless this

[flootzavut]

Bless, this is absolutely amazing

[mxbuster]

I love this. It’s so gestural and he’s so exasperated about gravity.

[spacepsychologist]

The perfect comedic timing of the NASA logo.

[dokisaki]

This is a masterpiece

[alittleboo]

This is perfection

[femcassidy]

[memory-mortis]

gyro and johnny

[alittleboo]

Couldn't agree more pal

[catchymemes]

[7littlelibraries-deactivated201]

This is humanity put to good use. Screw all the stuff that’s happening these days, this is basically the only reason I like us stupid ape people. Little things like this, designed to keep us all happy and busy

[fuckyahumor]

i love this!!!

[electricpentacle]

Now this is good design. Pay attention, tech companies - it’s not about looking shiny, it’s about understanding the end user’s needs and working with them.

[take-down-the-stars-deactivated]

So many wonderful ideas ❤️⭐️

[of-wolves-and-men]

Always a reblog for me. I don’t care how many times I see it.

[alittleboo]

In one word : approval

[liltotcommunity]

[blankdblank]

Asks are fun 😁

[alittleboo]

Asks are awesome

[samcahntent]

Cursed Creature here

[espeneldritch]

EXTRA GAY GRIMLIN

[heartheartheart15-deactivated20]

hopeless alien 

[chaotic-axeolotl-moved]

Extra gay guy :)

[crowkniife]

I got skinny guy

*crys*

[blustrabry]

depressed cowboy

[sashassharps-deactivated2022071]

friendly-neighborhood gay

[clay2-boogaloo]

Extra gay creature

[steven-the-fucking-furry]

Titty-loving Goblin :0

[innovative-detritus]

Educational Goth

[shepvibe]

Dum Guy. perfect

[pretty-pink-seaslug]

Thirsty Goth

Well shit goth is what I’m far from but if I had the chance 👀

[yandere-daze]

Cursed Gremlin

I mean yeah that’s accurate😂

[lemonpeachey-blog]

Forest dwelling ghost 👻✨🌲

[soliddaddy96]

depressed boy

yk what this is accurate 

[thatonehistorybuff]

dairy-free gremlin

But that means i cant have ice cream :(

[alittleboo]

Indifferent cowboy

So basically I’m Lucky Luke…? 🍂