Alive or Dreaming

Just trying to look cool on the internet.

[rslashrats]

i think if you wanted to eat white chocolate you could just eat candle wax instead and not even notice the difference

[ventricletastetest]

[chocolatey-umbreon]

Me: *sees pikachu*

Me: A PIKACHU?

Pikachu: *puts on hat*

Me: DETECTIVE PIKACHU??

[cr0wswithknives]

I read this in Dr. Doofenshmirtz’s voice

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[gingersofficial]

Can you imagine the lights going out and accidentally bumping into this door and hearing that shit?! My soul would vacate my body through my asshole

[revenantplasme]

i almost cried when i saw this for the first time

[thisiseverydayracism]

https://www.sbs.com.au/nitv/nitv-news/article/2019/04/17/demolition-800-year-old-sacred-trees-compared-notre-dame-fire

Demolition of 800-year-old sacred trees compared to Notre-Dame fire

Campaigners have been fighting plans to bulldoze trees sacred to the Djap Wurrung peoples.

[chic-boy]

[quora-question]

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[ifitaintbaroque]

I work at a coffee shop and have gotten all my co-workers to start calling lattes “hot milkybois”

[ifitaintbaroque]

I also got everyone to refer to the salted caramel blended drink as “the big salty” and I consider it one of my greatest accomplishments

[ifitaintbaroque]

Oh yeah and any time someone orders a hazelnut latte with almond milk (which specifically is a weirdly popular drink) I say “one HOT NUT latte coming right up!”

My coworkers have not latched on to this one like they did with the others for some reason.

[ifitaintbaroque]

I forgot to mention I also pronounce “hot chocolate” like “hot cocklate”… because I’m awful.

[goatbran-deactivated20190407]

please give us updates

[ifitaintbaroque]

Our largest drink size is affectionately referred to as “Texas Size” so sometimes when I hand it out in the drive-thru I like to say, “Here’s that TEXAS SIZE [drink] for ya, YEEEEHAW!”

And some people look at me as though I have just made their entire day while others look like they they could not possibly get away from me soon enough. Both reactions are equally satisfying. 

[ifitaintbaroque]

I made this into a game except when I hand out the Texas-size drinks I say “Can I get a YEEHAW?” And the guests always look mortified but occasionally one of them will let out a terrified “yeehaw” and all my coworkers cheer and then we keep a running tally of how many yeehaws we each get on the back of a pastry bag.

[antique-scarecrow]

op will not die of natural causes

[silverhawk]

they have a ratatouille tsum tsum……

[clericalpaws]

HIS NAME IS REMY

[m-eowdy]

actually it’s ratatouille’s monster

[catchymemes]

Bedtime cuddles

[t3sla]

look at this fucking baby

[disgustinganimals]

i can’t fucking believe this wtf wtf wtf wtf

[albertothechihuahua]

this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

[jaxblade]

ehh what the hell

[jaxblade]

OH MY GOD SO NO FUCKIN BULLSHIT I SWEAR To GOD. I reblogged this an hour ago and IM NOT Lying My Tax Refund which I did in late march popped into my Bank Account, and it was a Decent sized amount……

WHAT THE FUCK Is THIS MAGIC!??!?!?! Im trying this again IM NOT BSing hahahaha thats actually pretty cool xD

[jaxblade]

yooooo

yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

FUCKIN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

no BULLSHIT I KID YOU NOT! Look what I found while walking Home…..

OH MY GOD

OH MY F*CKIN GOD

THIS POST FUCKIN WORKS?!?!?! THIS IS PAST A COINCIDENCE NO WAY!??! NO FRIGGIN WAY!!! 

Im Going to reblog this every day to test this, its MAGIC ITS FRIGGIN MAGIC 

[que-pasadena]

I need to believe in the heart of the post…

[perlexnoire-deactivated20150716]

Oh? Well… *reblag*

[zer0will2live]

i reblogged this and now my uncle is giving me 250 to dye my hair nani the fucko

[qslay]

I have nothing to lose

[stoicdaydreamer]

my palm was itchin today not riskin it

[astripperstory]

I always reblog the money posts cause I can’t afford not too lol

[brownsugarempress]

It works. I just got $300 for no reason.

[thecrybabbles-deactivated201605]

Money dog is my friend

[yeaimcoollikethat-deactivated20]

Money dog is the shit

[anttom2016-blog]

I believe in the money dog😀

[princedhunglow-deactivated20181]

I believe in the money 🐶

[cosmic-noir]

Bless me pls money pup 🙏🐕

[crip-jesus-deactivated20190301]

Just woke up 🙌🏿

[totheonedegree]

Pplease😭🙏🏽

[sendo-k]

im

[gentle-loofa-deactivated2023021]

Reblogged because I’m laughing my gut out

[namika-hakuryuu]

Look how many notes this post has

[writingsofthesatanicpanic]

I’m poor money dog pls save me

[heyitscdubs]

Help plz

[allthebestboys]

Fuck it

[softtiddylifter]

Hope is in the air….

[egirlliftaprimary-deactivated20]

Always reblog

Money Dog

💸💸

[sixpenceee]

Classic color wheel mini palette in a fun new Ouija Board Game design.

[aaaahnotthebees-deactivated2019]

I love this so much.

[mjsloveslave]

Damn it, I thought this was eye shadow!

[sixpenceee]

These windows provide instantaneous opacity with the click of a finger. Via u/chocolat_ice_cream

Friends, follow me on instagram as I’ll be posting more on there: instagram.com/sixpenceee

[ramblesofaninsomniac]

After watching Bird Box:

[mjsloveslave]

Woo, imagine if you’re buck as naked and they malfunction and go clear. 

[sixpenceee]

Jazper Stardust Paint handmade with pure earth pigments. It has 12 selected Earth tones. Every pan is packed with the highest quality, refined pigment specifically selected from around the world: Cyprus, Havanna, Sardinia Italy, France and Germany.

Friends, follow me on instagram as I’ll be posting more on there: instagram.com/sixpenceee

[amethystrosestarr]

Those brushes are amazing!!!!

[novelty-gift-ideas]

Dried Flowers Press-On Nails

[druddigon]

this was for an aquarium

[marrrriposa]

Finding someone who thinks you’re interesting enough to talk to you every day, whether they’re a friend or a lover, is one of the best feelings ever.