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sometimes i agree with a post but i dont like your attitude

I think the weirdest form of fatphobia I keep bumping into is writers suddenly becoming deeply concerned with physical realism when a fat character is involved even in contexts where everybody's physical capabilities are explicitly bullshit. "They're fat, it wouldn't make sense for them to have super speed" and it would make sense for the 98-pound twink to be able to run at Mach Fuck? That's something skinny people can do in real life, is it?

natalieironside

There's always a moment of intense cultural whiplash whenever I realize I'm talking to someone who thinks "legal" and "illegal" are meaningful categories and ascribes innate goodness to following the law. It's like meeting a space alien.

handsomeboymodelingschool

His smile is so radiant

zabouncer

Maybe one year Demi can be the one jello wrestling with another women

teaboot

Can I be honest with yall I don't want to hear SHIT against cishets at pride this year

teaboot

"But it's not FOR them!!!" The biggest military power in the world belongs to a christofascist nation overseen by a felon found guilty of 34 federal crimes and has greenlit a gestapo with more direct funding than the entire military of Canada for the purpose of ethnic cleansing. Let Hetero Jessica throw some biodegradable glitter at a municipal parade

dunkthebiscuit

The more the merrier. The more the safer. Pride is an act of solidarity and a giant Fuck You to the people who want to erase us. Let Hetero Jessica have fun and also let her be counted as an ally. We will always need the allies.

And then later on maybe Jessica's little boy will be able to point out to her that he actually doesn't feel that good in skirts, thanks, and can he cut his hair a bit shorter next time, and Jessica will be Yes! Of course! because Jessica understands a lot better now.

Its so funny being a small-town gay because the bots on Grindr will ask where I live, I'll answer, and they'll be like "Me too! What neighborhood?" Like girl we don't HAVE neighborhoods. We have neighborhood. Singular.

#this is why i'm racist towards clankers #and the environmental reasons #also psychological reasons #also ethical reasons #also

writingdose

(me with fanfics except I keep writing them)

mamoru

stop using hospitals as horror settings

mamoru

fun alternative: cruise ships. cruise ships exploit workers and can pollute as much as a million cars on a daily basis while dumping endless shit into the ocean and endangering all passengers on board because the on board air quality rivals some of the most polluted cities in the world while being a breeding ground for disease. cruise ships deserve to have negativity associated with them

catparazzi

also all crimes commited aboard a cruise ship is under the juristiction of whichever country they’re registered to once they’re a certain distance away from land so you have the added bonus of the crimes being very unlikely to be properly investigated (due to usually being physically so very far from the actual police whose juristiction they’re under)

mamoru

terrifying!

xcekait

On top of THAT cruise ships tend to have their own morgue, as people tend to die on ships all the time. Good for those spooky scenes.

bananonbinary

plus u can just like…leave a hospital. good luck escaping a killer or a monster or a curse or w/e in the middle of the fucking ocean

sketchyfletch

As an ex cruise ship employee, let me give you some stuff to work with!

Water tight doors! You get a special training video on interacting with these correctly because they will literally cut you in half if you try and go through them while they’re closing!

Freezer vaults for food in the sub decks - you can only get into these with the correct code and they have very thick walls. Good luck if you get shut in one of these just after the last round of checks bucko

There are cameras everywhere…except in the crew cabin corridors. Also there are no windows down there because unless you’re an officer, you live below the waterline. Day and night have no meaning because everything is in the same slightly unsettling yellow light.

Don’t piss off the guys who deal with the rubbish. They have machines down there that can crush metal barrels

As well as morgues, cruise ships usually have one basic operating theatre with all the attendant horrifying equipment in it

One cigarette thrown carelessly in the wrong place WILL start a fire that will gut half the ship.

When we’re pitching side to side, the anchor swings out and then back in, striking the metal outer shell with a noise that shakes half the ship

People disappear overboard more often than you’d really want to be a thing

A lot of cruise ships now have theatres on board (usually towards the front) with all the potential for dark corners, creepy costumes and electrical calamities you could want.

And as op says, you can’t really escape a ship in the middle of the ocean. Particularly during a storm, as then you can’t even evacuate to lifeboats unless the whole ship is going down. On the upside being on board during a storm means most guests hide in their cabins and the staff walk around like drunks, which would likely throw off a skilled murderer’s plans.

shenaniginstigations

Takes notes

You also have the bonus of a corporate overlord who doesn’t give a shit about anything but profits and can be reliably counted on to downplay any disaster in an attempt to avoid publicity.

i-give-you-a-fish

As an undergrad, former lab-mate has done something it takes graduate students and professors years to accomplish (make an enemy of every single person in his field)

i-give-you-a-fish

I don’t know all the exact details, but basically his project is analyzing the DNA of invasive apple snails in Belize. Finding out where they came from and whatnot.

There’s been a bunch of other studies over the years like that but each one gives conflicting results. A bunch of different species names have been proposed, except no one can agree on which species lives where or is called what. To make matters worse somebody would reuse somebody else’s species name for a completely different population. Lot of confusion going on.

Anyways this dude basically went “y’all are all wrong, this is very likely just one species of snail”

leighlew3

segamascot

not feeling very hundred emoji flame emoji today

well I am so 💯🔥💯🔥

🧯💨

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inside me there are two lungs. and one liver. one stomach. a few meters of intestine. there's a lot inside me actually

cutest-silly-nb

this is the funniest thing i've read all day

nanalineni

I love how varied and universally weird the circumstances for making lifelong friendships are. Here's this guy I accidentally messaged once and I could not imagine my life without them now. Here's this girl I was so scared of when I met her, I would kill for her and remind her to rest on the regular. Here's this other guy we have so much in common we used to joke we were the same person in different timelines. It took us years to meet in person and I attended his wedding. There are also people who entered my life in absolutely unremarkable ways but changed it forever for the better. It's wonderful how easy it is to find people to love.

nanalineni

This is the best post I have ever written, read the notes and be blessed by loving your friends magic

willgrahamscock

reading problematic fanfiction but shaking my head so random tumblr user who thinks thought crimes are real knows I don't condone it in real life

willgrahamscock

ignore my boaner 👍

willgrahamscock

fictional characters can't consent because they aren't real.. but YOU can consent to reading heavy themes, and you can withdraw consent by clicking the back button and stopping any time, it is your choice to read stories that include or exclude consent 👍

willgrahamscock