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not a fan blog, just a thought blog. thlog. she/her. adult.

[reputayswift]

a truly indescribable hour of television

[fascinationstreetmp3]

Assad Zaman as Armand Interview with the Vampire — 3.01

[lestatdelioncuort]

Amaka Umeh as DEE PHARMA

THE VAMPIRE LESTAT | 3.01 "DETROIT"

[maxanor]

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE | Season 3, Episode 1

[longseasons]

let's all go out and buy pink refreshing citrusy fruity sexually arousing drinks

[bifauxnenarmand]

I love him so much what is his problem 😭😭😭

[cyndaquillover1074]

Something so funny about Armand genuinely being a weird guy. Like vampirism and immortality and traumatic past aside he is genuinely so odd. Hilarious. Even to other vampires he is super weird. Why is he like that.

[troutreznor]

a day used to be 24hrs and cost $5 but nowadays a day only lasts 5hrs and they charge ya $20 just to live it. and you have to pay with an app

[gaypeople]

THIS IS INSANE

[anxietyproblem]

[hoovesandfloorpaws]

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

<3 Proper way to help these lil buddies on their way <3

[jenjen4280]

If you’re in the habit of helping small creatures, as I am, here’s how for snail. Prob also applicable for aquatic snails.

[screenshotsofdespair]

[yellowcry]

I genuinely hate how russians are treated as innocent by half of the word. Once, I remember how someone said that even russians that ARE in favour of the war aren't to blame. Because 'they are poor babies that are brainwashed by propaganda'. Like listen, I grew in annexation since I was 8. And after that happened I had to constantly listen to how 'Great russia is' and 'how wonderful it is that they returned Crimea thank you putin'. From every corner

And SOMEHOW by the age of 12, I looked around and said "Hold up, this was actually illegal". Sure, I didn't understand the full picture of all russian atrocities, I barely even knew what was going on behind the facade. But being a fucking preteen I managed to figure out that you don't just take come and rip a part of another country??

But noo... apparently it's so hard to understand. Poor russians, someone, teach them😫/sark

[swamp-cats-den]

An average russian with internet access will be more tech savvy than an average westerner. Pro-government russians happily continue using social networks banned by the very same government, and piracy rate in russia has been one of the highest in the world since long before the full-scale invasion. Russians can easily access all the souces they want, it's just they don't want the ones that don't align with their views. That is, russian supremacy and mass killings of those who disagree.

[ua-memes-poorly-translated]

❗Info for Ukrainians

Петиція проти ухвалення нового цивільного кодексу (№15150)

https://petition.president.gov.ua/petition/264376

Залишилося зібрати ще зовсім трохи.

[justsayfkit]

hey no worries lol that just hurt my feelings forever

[steelycunt]

is there anything more humiliating than filling in the 'preferred salary' bit of a job application. grubby victorian workhouse child cap in hand oh guvnah ill work for anyfink! oh if youd be so kind, just a tuppence for me troubles sir, honest only a tuppence!

[thelonely-shepherd]

my dad turned on a. random movie and he said “you’ll like it” bc there were sharks in the trailer (?) and the whole thing is in french and like sharks are killing people in paris and there were lesbians but then one of them got eaten by sharks???? idfk what’s going on

[thelonely-shepherd]

they’re using like a dj tray looking thing to summon the lesbian shark colony (the sharks are all female and reproduce asexually) i can’t take them seriously bc they’re speaking french

[thelonely-shepherd]

TJERES A FUCKING. WHAT IS GOING ONNN 😭😭😭

[thelonely-shepherd]

the MILITARY came and shot into the water at the sharks which set off ARTILLERY SHELLS AT THE BOTTOM OF THE RIVER?? PARIS IS EXPLODING???

[thelonely-shepherd]

THE LESBIAN SHARKS WON. THE END OF THE MOVIE IS PARIS FLOODED INHABITED ENTIRELY BY DHARKS. I CANT.

[imsososolesbian]

What’s the name of the movie by chance?

[thelonely-shepherd]

UMMM it was like paris underwater i think?????

[imsososolesbian]

Thank you. I’m gonna check it out. I neee to practice my French (that I will never use becusse I can’t do it)

[thelonely-shepherd]

it was surprisingly good for my french 😭😭 i might have to watch more weird french movies

[tawghasa]

I found the trailer:

Under Paris | Official Trailer | Netflix

[dduane]

Netflix (over at the Ex-Bird Place) is definitely leaning into fan-art mode in response to the "what the film should have been called" issue...

[segamascott]