Books, Sarcasm, And More Books

YA book trash. What else can I say? I am currently more than a little obsessed about ACOMAF and TOG. Gansey, DARKLING, Aelin, Dorian, and many more. ( I like how my phone autocorrects Darkling to all caps!)

[just-shower-thoughts]

The younger generation has done more to ensure the future of the older generation in the past week than the older generation ever did to ensure the future of the younger generation.

[catchymemes]

Weird memories

[xxtc-96xx]

these hit me so hard with memories of elementary school, I got whiplash 

[thebootydiaries]

[gucciballs-deactivated20200720]

[plantwitch]

[serymn]

“I used to spend a lot of time waiting. Women do. Women have this tendency to think things will be better if they wait longer ie when - I get away from my mother - when I live with the man-I-love - when I get away from the man-I-love - when my mother loves me more - anyone loves me more - when I finish the diet/buy new clothes/get a haircut/buy new make-up/learn to be nicer/sexier/more tolerant/turn into someone else. The thing is you can spend so much time in this fantasy future you miss what the hell is going on under your nose ie The Present. This Moment in Time. What passes for Now.”

—

- from The Trick is to Keep Breathing by Janice Galloway

[tropiyas]

“i am a monument to all your sins” is such a fucking raw line for a villain it’s amazing that it came from halo, a modernish video game, and not some classical text or mythos

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

classic texts have nothing on the crazy people come up with in modern times tbh

[cerastes]

“I survived because the fire inside me burned brighter than the fire around me.”

– Joshua Graham, Who Is A Fallout New Vegas NPC, Something Most People Throwing This Quote Around Don’t Realize

[sparkylurkdragon]

“If the world chooses to become my enemy, I will fight like I always have.”

– Shadow the Hedgehog in what is widely considered one of if not the single worst game in the Sonic the Hedgehog franchise

[tarradash]

[spookyscaryskeletitties]

this is the source for this text and it haunts me on a regular basis

[onion-souls]

[oblivionsongstress]

“Pick a god and pray.”

-Fredrick from Fire Emblem Awakening

[jedijenkins]

Huh, it’s almost like art isn’t just fine art…

[mysteryseeker]

this is my addition to this ever growing list of raw quotes originating from unexpected sources

[knucklesandgyros]

[genderlich-deactivated20211204]

[silver-tongues-blog]

[lostsometime]

#discovering that the profound is lurking behind the absurd#just waiting for the chance to peek through like sunlight through the clouds#is one of the best things in life once you start to notice it

this is a beautiful way to put it and i’m gonna cry abt it

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

this post has gotten so much better since the last time I saw it

[secifosseluce]

as much as the concept of Jesus being a fairly normal lad has its charms, im personally very intrigued by the idea of him being just… extremely weird. not even in a mystical sense, just…….staggeringly BIZZARRE. 

you go to the well to get some water, and here’s Miriam’s boy, staring at the sky, completely still. his expression is unreadable. you hazard a hello and ask how he’s doing, and he slowly, unblinkingly, lowers his gaze on you (he’s 8 and is missing his frontal teeth, not that this is making you any less uncomfortable) and says “I cannot speak of the state of my being, Nathan son of Saul, my brother, but rejoice for the water you shall take today will be as pure as the soul of the children of Heaven”

…you start sweating

[secifosseluce]

normal person in 1st century Nazareth: making my way downtown, walking fast

*sees J boy, 8 yo, staring at you from across the street*

normal person: walking faster 

[secifosseluce]

even funnier, the only person 100% on board with his Prophetic Kid Talk is his mother Miriam, an otherwise placid, absolutely normal woman around 25 or so

kid JC, coming home at twilight, a single white dove following him and chirping with weirdly human-like precision:

 moth̫́er,̦͌ ̮̉i h͙̉av͔̽e ͓͗b̘̃r̞̓o̮͘u̲̒gh̟͒t̺́ you a do̗͐ṽ͙e̢͘ ͈̾m͒͢a͈̽dē̝ ỏ̘f ͈̓c̆͜l͔̂aỷ͇ aṋ̑d̳̿ g͢͞i̹̾fted̖͡ ̻͐it ͓͂w̖̿it̎͜h t̥̃h͙͒e ̨̒m̧̂i̡̍ŗ͒â̫cḷ̔è̤ ̛̻of̞̅ l̘̈i̛̦fè̳

Miriam: ! that’s my little boy :) now let’s go get ready for dinner :) 

her husband Yosef, a carpenter who only marginally got signed up for this: 

[bargains-by-duckface]

This post is so Christian, but it’s the spicy kind of Christian that gets you murdered by other Christians for heresy, so I’m torn.

[secifosseluce]

literally biggest form of compliment i’ve ever gotten

[catchymemes]

[slothblog]

me: *is bitter but is also right*

[sweet-bitsy]

What if you were dating a moth prince and living in his kingdom and he knew how out of place you felt so he made you dozens of silk dresses and blankets and gave you lots of fuzzy shawls and scarves so you wouldn’t stand out so much and always said you were so beautiful you were glowing and occasionally bump right into your face because it was a little joke and he would pretend you were a light bulb and give you tiny kisses

[newtnewt92]

Half of me is like “what the fuck am I looking at” and the other half finds this inexplicably adorable and good.

[marineblue-exe]

@shirosucks

[aprildraws365]

Okay, so, I saw this and did a little sketch. 

[machomachi-deactivated20171216]

why am i imagining it like this

[northeasternwind]

@radiojamming

[thursday]

Reblog with one thing you’re looking forward to this summer in the tags.

[all-about-reading]

Sleep

[lingling40hrs]

describe your instrument in four words or less

[theundercoverflutist]

right ear permanently damaged

[elly-fant]

I can’t hear you

[justanotherpiccplayer]

Too high, kill me

[hallucination-fag]

How many ledger lines?

[justmusicianquotes]

Constantly out of tune

(I feel like it’s just a bunch of flute and picc players lol)

[myviolaisprettierthanyou]

So a bigger violin?

[four-flats]

Big; push buttons

[clarinetplayingpenguin]

NOOT NOOT

[officialtrumpets]

glorified metal tube

[official-euphonium]

Tuba? No.

[marching-band-against-humanity]

it’s not tuba, mom

[all-about-reading]

Trumpet plus slide whistle

[unclefather]

[owlwisdoms100]

Not Even God Can Prepare You For What Your About To See

[cheesesnax-deactivated20181015]

What is it?

[owlwisdoms100]

[sandersstudies]

That feeling when your body is requesting something but you're not sure what so you just start eating and drinking random stuff to try and figure it out

[sandersstudies]

Me, eating a chocolate waffle at 7pm: Is this what you desire, oh prison of flesh?

[naprasno]

[acoolguy]

[morticiaandthediamonds-blog]

date someone who loves your belly

[deadjosey-deactivated20200613]