configuration: shitpost

overworsts bastion

[mirandaputsherbestbuttforward]

why are straight people like this

[all-beep-no-bite]

big thank

oh fuck it would also seem we’ve reached 1k followers thank you lovely chaps, chappettes and those of you who haven’t made up your chap yet so much

[bloodykc-blog]

For a moment I read “Big tank” and i said “Ye bastion is actually a tank”

[all-beep-no-bite]

big thank

oh fuck it would also seem we've reached 1k followers thank you lovely chaps, chappettes and those of you who haven't made up your chap yet so much

[all-beep-no-bite]

ive got my gcses happening atm so i won't be very active, sorry everyone

[macaedh]

what the fuck ethan

[kvothbloodless]

I wish i had a context for this. But I really dont.

[pervocracy]

I was all ready to “um, actually” this, but, um, actually there’s about 3-4 grams of iron in a person, which x400 is 1.2-1.6kg, which is a smallish but not unreasonable sword. So. Math checks out.

[maxknightley]

How would you extract the iron, though? The more practical solution would be to kill a mere hundred men, then mix 1 part blood with 3 parts standard molten iron, imo. Cheaper and faster, while still retaining the edge that only evil magic can give you.

[bemusedlybespectacled]

Or, you could just make the sword of iron, and then use the blood to temper the blade.

[squeeful]

1.2 to 1.6 kilograms is a perfectly reasonable large sword.  Your average longsword was 1.1–1.8 kg and I don’t even remember if that’s including the weight of the hilt, guard, and pommel or just the blade.  Your more classic “knight sword” was a mere 1.1 kilograms on average; the blood of 400 men is more than enough.

This is using the comparatively crappy metallurgy of medieval Europe and their meh iron swords.  Move east to, say, contemporary Iran and make a scimitar using high carbon steel (~2%) for a .75 kilogram blade and you only need the blood of about 225 men.

[optimysticals]

So putting my thoughts in on this… because how could I not.

So you’ve exsanguinated your 400 guys to get the iron for your sword. Cool. But now you have 400 bodies lying around.

Why not put those to good use and cremate them. Use the carbon from those 400 bodies (you won’t need all of them) and now you can make a nice mid-high carbon steel sword.

Now you have a sword forged with the blood of your enemies AND strengthened with their bones.

[hedwig-dordt]

“high fantasy math” - the tag I should have expected to write some day.

[themarysue]

I’m so proud of everyone in this post

[deadcatwithaflamethrower]

Fantasy math. Uhm…sure, yes. *taking notes*

*mutters* I can probably find 400 enemies SOMEWHERE.

[am-i-the-last-dreamer]

@swordlesbianopinions

[andmyvape-deactivated20260103]

@redarmswingydealything Dude we need to do something with this

[beeperkat]

Wow! I had no idea #britneyspears took part in the mission to stop the omnic uprising in king’s row! :D

[klondork]

Fuck you this is canon now

[taffystumble]

I fixed it.

[klondork]

Listen

I’m rebloging this again because I just realized it’s now 6 characters. The same number of a full team in a match of overwatch.

[dingojaws-deactivated20170826]

reminder the friend zone isnt real its 2016 if u still think the friend zone is real what are u doing

[pyronoid-d-deactivated20181217]

the only Friend Zone is Lucio’s healing aura.

[dingojaws-deactivated20170826]

[tails-155]

via http://imgur.com/gallery/x5mE5

Original: http://william-snekspeare.tumblr.com/

[nekkofoxisback]

Never will these not be cute.

[nabokovsshadows-deactivated2018]

One of my all time favourite things I’ve seen tumblr

[itstimewehavesomesoliddick]

we shortly interrupt your regular shitposting program with these reptiles

[sciencescribbler]

Reptiles are the bestest

[puppy-shaped-clouds]

@tinyjing

[peakof-themountain]

As a longtime reptile owner i can vouch for this

[officialjeffkaplan]

How Gay You Are, according to your Overwatch main:

Tracer: You are Most Certainly Gay.

Anyone else: You’re also gay. Incredibly gay. Super duper mega gay. Overwatch is for gays. It’s a Gay Game. A Gayme, if you will. It’s really fucking gay. There is no Tier of Gayness you’re just gay.

[pkpaulshow]

[the-gr3y]

When u look so bad a homie comes in just to roast you

[jesusbreakmyheel]

@oldmancaleb

[guoh]

spoilers it turns out toblerone is responsible for every voice line in the game

[givemeinternet]

To Infinity

[givemeinternet]

and beyond

[fionaostbyillustration]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Is oppra

[andisupreme]

Okay so :D<  It’s like :D but my hands are together because I’m very invested in what you have to say

[andisupreme]

l respect your opinion and raise you a compromise! Both are right and good we make a great team.

[andisupreme]

You’re right!!! You’re so right!!!! Give emojis cute hands 2016!!!!!

[haytaco]

@jelliheart this is some good shit

[jelliheart]

This is adorable omg

[crowisgone-deactivated20230422]

:D! Is slamming a fist into your other hand like you’ve made a breakthrough

[mylethologica]

im weEPING

[5543543646445rty65y65-deactivat]

tht moment in junkrat’s animation where he looks around like he forgot why he was there

reblog if u agree

[all-beep-no-bite]

[audible confusion]