Emilia

I post literally whatever, have fun.  🦋, I just don't post about it.  

[girlmostlikely]

Literally

[cedar-phoenix]

best addition

[lycanthrology]

groups of people of varying heights really dont poke their heads around doorframes like they used to

[fruitgushers]

a dead scene kid is trying to contact me through captcha

[horseavoider-deactivated2025020]

[ireniggg]

I fuck wit title-only text posts. this shit is like talkin in an apartment hallway loud as fuck out the window

[technikki]

Top 5 women?

bro i can't even top one woman ha ha h[two drums and a cymbal fall from the ceiling killing me instantly

[technikki]

i tried to but all the ones i asked told me they already had names

[glavilio]

it looks like they just woke up with no memory of the night before and found themselves stowed away on a cargo ship and are looking out through a porthole at the open ocean slowly putting together the pieces of what happened

[glavilio]

[gayvampyr]

shoutout to boring queer people who don’t do shit. just go to work or school and then come home to watch shows. while gay

[electroshocktherapist-deactivat]

everytime I’m reminded that men will straight up complain about how pussy smells and there’s a whole industry around women buying products trying to cure it like some kind of disease it Goes in the evidence pile towards heterosexuality being some kind of obligation based death cult wherein each side despises one another truly and deeply . What I wanted to post is I would huff pussy smell out of a paper bag in a back alley like it’s paint fumes but the thought went elsewhere

[memewhore]

[capitalism-and-analytics]

[seelcudoom]

everyone acting like thats suppose to be a pregnant person but pregnant bellys don’t go up to the neck, this spot reserved for milfs with humongous hentai grade tiddys

[turbomarisa]

this spot reserved for milfs with humongous hentai grade tiddys that know how to smoke a brisket

[apas-95]

hi im a mosquito I just noticed you're a giant ape with extremely dextrous limbs and binocular vision that make you well-equipped to kill me. its very nice of you to have just batted me away instead of annihilating me with a powerful thunderclap, as you could easily do. my plan from here on out is probably to fly in a sort of loose semicircle right back towards you and to try injecting you with my venoms and stealing your blood and giving you diseases etc. ah fuck

[maaarine]

based

[ackermental]

[preposterousblasphemy]

Ok but the Smith one is hilarious Dad our movie sucked ass get the fuck away from me

[dongslinger--420]

When BoJack Horseman (2014-2020) said "you can't keep doing shitty things and then feel bad about yourself like that makes it ok. you need to be better" and "all we have are the connections we make" and "I really should've thought about the view from halfway down" and "sometimes you have to take responsibility for your own happiness" and "you do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around, you turn yourself around, THAT'S what it's all about" and "things have to get worse before they can get better" and "in real life, the big gesture isn't enough, you need to be consistent" and "if we hadn't met each other until now, we wouldn't be the people we are now" and, my personal favourite, "every day it gets a little easier, but you gotta do it every day, that's the hard part, but it does get easier".

[tourdion]

this is shocking

[owlservice]

Philistines

[bettybeagettymcclanahan]

[knightsickness]

‘full movie watch free online’ was in the early 21st century a kind of prayer

[crimeboys-deactivated20250719]

why does every job want you to have a drivers license… cant you want me for my loving nature

[levitatingfeline]

and my happy little penis

[crimeboys-deactivated20250719]

and my happy little penis