silly (whimsical even)

[deadblogtokill-deactivated20260]

peace and love across all solar systems

[markovchaingang]

here, i've annotated a helpful diagram for you

[adz]

[some-kind-of-robot]

Favorite trope from real life experiences

[braixen]

SPIN ATTACK!!!!

[escuerzoresucitado]

[actionpainting-deactivated20231]

my nephews lunch that he packed

[rnelodyy]

[ID: A lunchbox containing a handful of loose lettuce and a half-empty bottle of Pepsi.]

[puppygirllaika]

that's arugula

[ceo-of-lesbians]

[ID: A lunchbox containing a handful of loose lettuce and a half-empty bottle of arugula]

[deep-state-partisan]

[nick-nonya]

it is the goal of all ui designers to instill misery in those who lack the surgeon's precision

[nick-nonya]

illl fucjing do it

[goofballproximitysurveyor-deact]

when people put "trigger warning" on their content without specifying what the trigger warning is for

[ohtehnoeszombies]

this post contains notes

[zeesqueere]

does it?

does it though?

[pileofknives]

Fuck is going on here

[liina-puff]

post expired

[unyieldingsilence]

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[mardymuntjak]

[machine-saint]

wanna know how I got these .tars? --the open source joker

[machine-unlearning]

wanna know where I got these vars? --the memory allocation joker

[piratesexmachine420]

wanna know where I got these cars? --the lisp joker

[firebuug]

Visit Original Link

[maplebunie]

i can't imagine why

[gremlingirlsmell]

Visit Original Link

[lumine-sm]

Every time you reblog this post another one goes. You wouldn’t, would you :(

[unyieldingsilence]

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[cryptotheism]

The term "book of the dead" doesnt really give you perspective to how big a lot of Egyptian funerary texts are.

Imhoteps book of the Dead is 64 feet long.

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

Okay, but a lot of books would be that long if you laid the pages out

[nsomniacsdream]

the average printed page is 6 inches wide. so if a book is 128 pages, its 64 ft long. I dont think I own a book with fewer than 128 pages.

[cryptotheism]

It's honestly not that impressive at all. Fuck Imhotep and his pathetic short book.

[chimpmoshpit]

[orteil42]

social media sites should let you add custom buttons on your profile. like maybe you get max 3 buttons and they can have whatever text you want. and each button has its own persistent counter for how many times it's been clicked. here's some concept art

[bramblepatch]

The person who made cookie clicker thinks we should all have buttons that you click and the numbers go up? You don't say.

[feldfrog]

If I was a tree, I would use my mycelium network to spread lies for clout