Batsy and his Birds

If you're here then you've been sucked into batfam ~feel free to send asks~

[frownyalfred]

tim, facedown on the ground: alfred, you’re the only bitch in this house i ever respected

alfred: thank you, sir

tim: you should be batman

alfred: yes i should, sir

[scarletbirbs]

Jason Todd, freshly returned from the dead, seeing Tim in the Robin costume:

[s-mscott]

Weekly Caption This: Week 16

[peppersonironi]

Yo, I made some Duke Thomas memes! He’s so unappreciated. I know these aren’t the best, but I’ll keep practicing.

[doc-anders]

*Ring* “Woops, I’m getting a call. Johnny baby! How’s my favorite papa??”

[dickiesgrayson]

imma give y’all one chance to guess why they’re fighting 

[dickiesgrayson]

plot twist: bruce knows exactly what a thot is. 

the one where bruce deliberate uses internet slang to annoy his children

[doc-anders]

“No wonder the angry one was tryin’ to hang the skinny one in my barn earlier.”

[gothamisweird]

[doc-anders]

“Crikey! His oily face sure makes him one slippery buggah!”

[doc-anders]

“Where it matters.”

[brucewoyne]

the perfectly written bruce has to be, besides the embodiment of compassion, a deep down weirdo. remember when he ate a burguer with a fork and knife? peak bruce behavior

[incorrectbatfam]

Damian: It's not "bacon", it's a pig.

Damian: It's not "veal", it's a calf.

Damian: It's not "steak", it's a cow.

Damian: It's not "meat", it's an animal.

Bruce: It's not "fruit", it's dividing cells that accumulate fructose.

Dick: It's not delivery, it's DiGiorno.

Tim: It's not a scene, it's a goddamn arms race.

Duke: It's not "levioSA", it's "leviOsa".

Stephanie: Maybe it's Maybelline.

Jason: THIS IS SPARTA.

[doc-anders]

“A mystery how he does that.”

[fernagain]

I couldn’t stop thinking of that post @athenadcvell made, so I decided to illustrate it !!

[doc-anders]

Written and directed by Jason Todd.

[doc-anders]

Nightwing: “...Well, it’s technically true.”