Jenna

[babylizard-blog]

no homo. we’re fresh out. we should get a new shipment in on monday

[knightzoned]

can you check in the back

[espikvlt]

[mythwoven]

Alternate universe where I literally just to go to school forever (for free) so I can just learn about art and literature and history and languages for 100 years. No job skills. No credit requirements. No student loans. Just learning.

[wadey-wilson]

Deadpool 2, dir. David Leitch

[time-traveling-fetus]

Nasal congestion is so stupid. Your body stops breathing properly as a defense mechanism

[time-traveling-fetus]

Plants:

The human body: OH SHIT! *stops breathing to avoid dying"

[stability]

[yeezy2020-deactivated20170605]

[the-craziie-one]

#ME WHEN I GRADUATE

[memewhore]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[quietstorm-thundathighs]

facts

[unaenanasinamor]

ahhh honey, people lie about being sick

[quietstorm-thundathighs]

Oh illiterate honey that isn’t the topic of discussion

[antique-scarecrow]

always be suspicious when someone tries to derail a conversation by talking about people taking ‘advantage’ of a social safety net. brings this to mind:

[seventeen-cold-showers]

I looked up mad max: fieri road and I was not disappointed

[unskinny]

I can never just scroll past this ridiculous post without reblogging it. 

[superunfriendlyreminder]

[ruinedchildhood]

[battle-crown]

[totallyfubar]

My girlfriend is on a cruise so while she’s gone I’m gonna cut the sleeves off of all my shirts

[nightstargalaxy]

why

[totallyfubar]

She’s pretty much 85% of my impulse control

[despazito]

detective pikachu plothole: there’s a scene where an eevee evolves into flareon while a narrator says pokemon evolve into best versions of themselves, this is false because flareon is the worst eeveelution

[dimetrodone]

[nyanbinyuri]

[unclefather]

me: *having sex with a girl*

girl: um….. what’s that beeping noise?

me: oh it’s just the watch i’ve had since the second grade that beeps every hour on the hour and hasn’t stopped for the past 18 years