Fightme

[largishcat]

so are all the christians gone yet or is this going to be an afternoon rapture

[mayorofnowhere]

it happened but the only true christian on earth was a green-breasted hummingbird. he will be dearly missed by his friends and family who assumed he was eaten by an outdoor cat, but other than that, life remains unchanged

[largishcat]

so are all the christians gone yet or is this going to be an afternoon rapture

[mayorofnowhere]

it happened but the only true christian on earth was a green-breasted hummingbird. he will be dearly missed by his friends and family who assumed he was eaten by an outdoor cat, but other than that, life remains unchanged

[turing-tested]

what the fuck is this ad I just got

[turing-tested]

she meets on my gump till it helps

[mrsterlingeverything]

My father died in a thumb war

[lakevida]

god remember when there were no ads AND you could post dick on here. take me back i'll be grateful this time

[trezvennik]

is this talking about tumblr or the internet in general

[lakevida]

allrecipes.com

[xx-obliviousfantasy-xx]

WHAT?

[lakevida]

allrecipes.com. it used to be called cookierecipe.com but we dont live in that world anymore

[segamascott]

[targetedknowledge]

[neverwonderneverremember]

we need to be doing everything in our power to acquire and consume tiramisu

[0oadios-mnzo0-deactivated202602]

[totaldowner]

I’ll need to run it by the black mold first before making any major decisions

[mrsterlingeverything]

Many are not familiar with what is called a diva moment. Youre about to learn

[pending-trans-action-2]

[kushblazer666]

babygirl you have cancer but it’s okay we’re gonna get a bee to cough all up on your titties

[perkwunos]

they're making it so that you can take pictures with your cell phone now

[wintercorrybriea]

[segamascott]

[ozempicofficial]

[utopians]

I hired those crumbs to go in your bed