"WHAT WOULD GOD THINK!?"

What you know will kill you but you will die. laughing. He/him and it/its pronounss

[dogpuppy]

[liquidpaperfoundation1]

My Very Punctual Wife Gets My Night Worm can also be used to remember the order of the planets in the solar system!

[cryptid-on-a-string]

Mercury Venus Pearth Wars Goopiter Maturn Nuranus Weptune

[thatguyvitor]

She maturn on my pearth til I goopiter

[molabuddy]

at first glance i badly misread that last post i just rbed. so i thought the image said this

[real-language-facts]

language is literally sooooo words as fuck

[real-language-facts]

i just had SEX with an ADVERB and it was FUNNY

[marlin-finding-nemo]

How am I supposed to make original posts when you people keep sending me threats

[dogpuppy]

[ammnontet]

my completely original comic idea called "blender explode"

[ammnontet]

this was an awesome way to learn that cad-comic has been shadowbanned for 4 years which also explains why i can't see the 500 asks in its askbox

[winged-void]

just remembered that my middle school bullies were named Chase and Hunter. what was up with that. what was going on there.

[koiagain]

you like fanart of a character maybe Two times and suddenly ur tumblr page thinks u want to read them taking it up the ass

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

climb on my back brother. stow your goods in my baskets. i'm headed this way anyway. just trying to get this carrot, you see. although it has eluded me

[t4timekeeper]

ACCIDENTALLY LEFT MY MACERATED APPLE SYRUP ON THE STOVE AND IT CARAMELIZED I GUESS?

[t4timekeeper]

it was super thick and dark and golden and bubbly so i took it off the heat. happy accident.

[t4timekeeper]

tastes delicious so good. idk what to do with it though

[t4timekeeper]

thank you for your recommendation! with brief consideration, it has been disregarded.

[weepingchoir]

huh

[contemptible-scoundrel]

[heat--end]

i haaaate being avoidant. it makes you feel like the world's biggest jackass whenever someone tries to talk to you or whatever and you just Freeze Up

[heat--end]

Oh sorry i took a long ass time to reply and didnt say anything. I got arbitrarily scared and tired myself out so now i cant say much. Oopsie teehee. it makes you feel like a huge dickhead

[initiala]

As much as I think it would be fun to have emotive anthropomorphic ears, I also recognize I can barely control my facial expressions. Like hell can I keep from Angry Ears-ing during meetings

[initiala]

This is who you’re having a meeting with, by the way.

[byjove]

he doesn’t know you can see his poop

[sith-shenanigans]

*looks at polyamorous triad* so which of you is the soldier and which is the poet and which is the king

[sith-shenanigans]

this is the perfect reblog post cancelled

[byjove]

this cavefish has a concept of the passage of time that no other living animal could fathom