Oh, Who, What?

[magicomens]

Happy pride month, y'all *explodes*

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[gleafer]

The LESSON: Parte DOS (1970s nonsense)

The conclusion to the Thank you comic for the lovely and talented goblins @goodomensafterdark

You should follow and like ALL THEIR POSTS!

[mistchievous]

How funny do you think you are on a scale of 1-5?

1

2

3

4

5

Voting ended onJun 19, 2024

[slothful-rabbit]

I laughed so fucking hard at this

[paint-lady]

[grapehyasynth]

from where you live, can you reach another country in a 3hr (or less) train/bus/boat/car ride? NO PLANES

yes

yes, but I can actually easily walk or bike to another country

no

Voting ended onJun 20, 2024

[gleafer]

Jubilee is a Swifty and Logan wishes he could stab his eardrums and they wouldn’t regenerate.

Enjoy some 90s X-Men nonsense!

[chernozemm]

Who wouldn’t shake to pieces, riding that thigh?

(listen. salt and pepper human aziraphale. are we on board?)

cottage au

[repecca]

First time designing stationary! I made Beaniature overlap washi stickers! Based off of my beaniature designs (which I don't think I ever posted here oops, more to come)

These are individual stickers printed on washi paper that come in a roll, each roll contains 80 stickers of 6 unique designs. I'm really happy with the way they turned out!

You can find them on my etsy

[hithewall]

I have a question which could be slightly controversial i guess.

[hithewall]

Suppose you want to get a tattoo. And you have a partner (suppose)

would you:

get a tattoo without asking their opinion

get a tattoo after asking their opinion (they said yes)

get a tattoo after asking their opinion (and theyve said no)

not get a tattoo after asking their opinion (theyve said no)

its complicated (spill in tags)

not a fan of tattoos

option for op

Voting ended onJun 18, 2024

Please reblog for maximum data!

[fumadoresdememes]

[teaboot]

Is he aware that we physically fucking can’t

[sonicrainbooms]

? physically cant what?

[starswallowingsea]

Bend our ankles like that

[sonicrainbooms]

Like what???

[starswallowingsea]

At steep angles! Bones fuse and prevent that if you don’t do it regularly as a kid. It’s the same reason we don’t climb trees like monkeys, whose ankles don’t have the same restrictions we do

Human ankles don’t normally work like that!

[waral]

Iirc someone did an anatomical study and people of slavic descent have shallower hip sockets that allow that movement more easily as well.

[starswallowingsea]

Yes! This was something we talked about in my physical anthropology class, that like, some people physically cannot slav squat just because of their bones and skeletal structure.

[headspace-hotel]

Look until this post started going around I had no idea some people couldn’t do this???

[sensicalabsurdities]

Reblog and tag with whether you can slav squat or not.

[pirateprincessjess]

When I was a kid my family pretended to get raptured so I would think I was left behind on earth while they all went to heaven.

I was like 8 years old and my sister and mom had gotten really into the Left Behind novels (bible fan fic about the rapture). In the books when the rapture happened the clothes that people were wearing when they got raptured were left behind in neatly folded piles.

One day when I was getting home from school my family decided that they would leave piles of neatly folded clothes around the house, and then hide in the basement.

The intended effect was that I would get home and see the clothes then, think that my family had been raptured and that I wasn’t good enough to get into heaven… or something?

The problem was that I had never read these books, and didn’t really think about the rapture very often. There was no reason that I would see some laundry on the floor and think “The rapture happened and I’ve been abandoned by God! I’ll never see my family again!! Oh nooo!!!!”

I just sat down and watched cartoons and eventually my family got bored and revealed that they were all hiding in the basement.

It’s a good thing I didn’t understand the joke, otherwise that shit would have been traumatic.

[pirateprincessjess]

My mother was upset that I shared this because it “might scare people away from becoming Christians”

Crazy how the actions of Christians might scare people away from Christianity

[bogleech]

Posts that make you want to travel back in time and call child services

[the-haiku-bot]

Posts that make you want

to travel back in time and

call child services

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[gahellhimself-blog]

Teach me - chapter 2 part 3

Part 2

[mistchievous]

Do you have a favorite Pokémon?

Obviously!

Um, no.

Voting ended onJun 13, 2024

If so, what is it?

[gae-bolg-alternative-dot-exe]

another reminder to stop buying/watching/reading anything JK Rowling associated

[aranock]

I cannot stress enough she is a primary funder of transphobia. She is not just someone with bigoted views you can seperate from her work, her work funds the bigotry.

[assiraphales]

enough reclaiming slurs, I think in 2023 we should reclaim nascar. they banned the confederate flag on all properties & their stance on lgbtq+ isn’t just performative bc in 2013 they fined a driver 10k for using a homophobic slur, condemned indiana in a statement for an anti lgbt law, and partnered w carolina’s lgbt+ chamber of conference in 2022. nascar was founded by anti-cop moonshiners/bootleggers who drove suped-up fords to out-run the police. #yaaascar

[assiraphales]

HELP

[morgan-tha-gorgan]

To this day, my favorite argument I ever had was with my Nascar-loving family about how a thin blue line flag on a Nascar is antithetical to the core tenets of Nascar. There is no organization more rooted in ACAB than Nascar. Literally, the only reason it exists was that a bunch of moonshining families had to build cars that could outrun the cops while on supply runs during the Prohibition Era. The goal was to make the car look like a regular vehicle so they could pick up supplies or drop off illegal alcohol without arousing suspicion. But if the cops were on you all you had to do was put the pedal to the metal and that little truck could outrun them with no problems. And of course, families would be in competition over who made the best alcohol, and whose car was fastest. So, they would have races on the weekends. When prohibition was lifted, the races continued. And that is why we have Nascar. It really frustrates me how people look at American car culture and scoff at it. Formula One racing is more exciting and more dynamic to watch, but the history of it is not as interesting: a bunch of rich assholes who made specialized cars for racing. And to this day, it is still a rich man's sport. Whereas Nascar was about a bunch of so-called hicks in the backwoods who used some basic hand tools and trial and error to make a junker into a racecar.

[unbossed-deactivated20251218]

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[cloverhighfive]

Sauce :

2 Tbsp soy sauce 1 Tbsp dark soy sauce 1 Tbsp shaoxing wine 1 Tbsp sesame oil 1 inch grated ginger 1 minced garlic clove 1/2 Tbsp sugar

you're welcome.

Bonus tip : you can add an egg (or more) to make hard boiled eggs at the same time (to eat now or later)

Bonus tip #2 : you can cook half rice, half quinoa/small green lentils (takes the same time)

[ineffectualdemon]

I'm making this right now (rice cooker is on) with frozen veg because that's what I had, don't know if it will work but holy shit it smells amazing

[justangrymacaroni]

as a knitter, you start to notice how rare it is for characters in tv shows and movies to knit correctly. from worst to best, it ranges from:

- laughably incorrect, just flinging yarn around

- knitting the most basic scarf incredibly slowly because the actor Learned How To Do It For The Role

- old lady actresses casually knitting an intricate lace pattern while doing a monologue

- gromit from wallace and gromit

[justangrymacaroni]

1. that’s a garter stitch, which you can clearly see despite it being made of clay

2. they took the time to animate a modified continental style of knitting, including showing how his working yarn is wrapped around his pinky, and that he’s flicking with his index on his right hand

3. he only has four fingers and yet this is better than the vast majority of knitting on tv