One Thousand Paper Cranes

Allie | 21 | a blog about anything and everything! If I find it interesting, funny, important, or otherwise feel like it should be on my blog, then you can find it here! 4/10/16❤️

[americachavez]

so they unstuck the boat

[girlidiotdotcom-deactivated2023]

time for some vintage memeing

[catchymemes]

https://www.instagram.com/benbencatcat/

[princess-kidatheart17]

[mockiato-deactivated20200315]

Baby boy got hims whiskers back too 😭

[typhlonectes]

Congratulations.

[shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey]

This was literally on the top of my dash

[colehersch]

do u watch Podcast But Outside

[certifiedboob]

nat 20 on deception

[best-of-memes]

[afrocentricheavymetalgoddess]

The end where they’re two people fucked me up the most

[jameson250]

[kaijuno]

this is such a boomer meme but its so true for us midwestern folks

[theinfiknight]

[dickwad-666]

finished toadbert's halloween costume

little wizard

[dickwad-666]

his cape has his name on it

[miiriya]

[nutheadgee-deactivated20190314]

Simone Biles joining Serena Williams in “best athletes of all time” arena I see.

[ars0nism]

Pros of chubby gf

- soft

- nice hugs

- thigh pillows??? Tiddy pillows??

Cons of chubby gf

- none

Pros of skinny gf

- fits in ur arms rly nicely

- ur hoodies are too big on her which is beautiful

Cons of skinny gf

- none

Pros of muscled gf

- abs?? Biceps??? Please???

- strong gf pick me up pls

- most likely works out a lot which is hot

Cons of muscled gf

- none

[pipebomb-malewife-deactivated20]

Pros of a tall gf:

-she can reach everything

-she can wear those gorgeous and long swooshy dresses without drowning in the fabric

-she still rocks heels, I mean, hello??? Tall girls in heels??? Yes??? PLEASE?

- can curb stomp facist easily

Cons of a tall gf

-none, you’re just cowardly

Pros of a short gf

- I can give her piggyback rides

- she short which means I can pick her up randomly

- she’s got a better angle for throat punching facist

- great at stealing my clothes and wearing em

Cons of a short gf

- none

Pros of a disabled gf

- she’s still her own independent person

- she’s intelligent, often times having some of the most profound things to say that people often ignore because they’re stupid

-she’s got a unique lifestyle that’s gonna be best for her and she’s gonna live life as much as she can as comfortably as she can

-stronger than any US marine

-hates fascist

Cons of a disabled gf

-none

[lily-orchard]

Finally a Tumblr Post that speaks to me

[hilbeth]

Pros of an autistic gf

-She stims when she’s happy

-She tells you about her special interests

-She’s super knowledgeable about her favorite topics

Cons of an autistic gf

-none

[the-spawn-of-loki]

This makes me happy.

[a-cumberbatch-of-cookies]

I want a gf

[invaderxan]

Heard some important information on Twitter today, and thought I’d post it here for anyone who may not have heard it. This is actually a thing, devised by human rights organisation called Karma Nirvana.

Reblog to save a life?

[theindependentconservative]

Reblog to save a life.

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

Sharing because it’s actually a verified and sourced thing and not one of those dumbass fake tip posts.

[4gifs]

[maruxee]

I’M DEAD

[prokopetz]

Fun fact: if you know your feline body language, you’ll notice that the lynx is deferring to the housecat. As far as these two are concerned, the housecat is the higher-ranking cat.

[thecarvingwitch]

OH MY GOSH

[icarus-in-fl1ght-deactivated202]

It’s because the cat is that lynx’s mom

[softfairies]

[allieisnotonfire]

Tumblr, let me introduce you to my cat. This is Pi. Pi is literally one of my favorite beings on this planet. The amount of cute shit this cat does is unreal and I want to share some of it with you.

First of all, that little cheetah print string on a stick is his new favorite thing. He carries it around the house with him and will drop it near us if he wants to play.

Pi also has a green string that he likes to play fetch with. The other day boyfriend and I left the house for two minutes to put out the recycles and garbage. We come back up the stairs and hear Pi crying. He’s a very vocal cat. We open the door and in the maybe 3 minutes we were outside, Pi brought the green string to the door and waited for us. He does this on a regular basis.

Pi has a basket of toys in the family room. He will occasionally go and pick one out in the middle of the night and bring it into our bed.

Pi has a fascination with hair ties. If I set a hair tie down ANYWHERE in the house, he will find it and he will take it if he’s able.

Pi almost always wakes us up in the morning. He knows when our alarms go off and he’s usually 5 minutes ahead of them.

In conclusion, my cat is the purest being I’ve ever met and I would actually die for him. He has an Instagram too @pi_theorangecat. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk

[shittycryptids]

a teleporting cat. It’s just a regular housecat, but it appears in random places when you could have sworn you just saw it somewhere else

[defectivegembrain]

that’s just a cat

[axmxz]

literally any cat

[jongyyy]

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

“feminism is when my wife takes care of my daughter and I don’t help

[christianstepmoms]

I love how he assumes that post-natal abortions are a real thing.

[gorps]

they are and I’m about to postnatally abort ben shapiro

[socialistsephardi]

[thetearsofunfathomablesadness]

mutuals do this

[a-method-in-it]

I am dead serious: If you are a Walmart employee, at any level and in any store — like if you are a high school kid with a part time job stocking shelves — message me any question you have about unions. Like ask me "What's a union" if you want. I will explain it to you. I am a grievance chair for a white collar union whose workplace only unionized within the last five years and whose management fought as every step of the way, but in the end we fucking won. It can be done, and I can tell you how.

[truckhole-deactivated20181203]

god today i ID’d an old dude buyin booze and he pulled out a fake ID with an elvis pic, then laughed and pulled out a matching one but with curly from three stooges on it, and im like okay please and he finally pulled out his real license and his legal name was steve sinner

[margbarcis]

that was the devil