Mr. Upsy, Your Lifting Friend!

I mostly reblog stuff: Transformers, Sailor Moon, and Nintendo for the most part. Shit posting (in the form of memes) may happen, too. Politics may be reblogged, too; I try to put cws in my tags for particularly bad stuff tho. Trans lives matter.

[docchloroplast]

OL Karin by takune019

[mino2aur]

cybertrucks are so amazing to me. sure it may be unsafe to drive and unimaginably expensive and ugly as shit but at least everyone who sees you driving it thinks youre a nazi

[wikicamp2]

[otakujp036]

(Xユーザーのbluefieldさん: 「#ノエラート https://t.co/kKf5ddOBL2」 / Xから)

[avakynx]

I don't think you can laugh yourself away out of this one... | PadoruuFerii

[helenvaughans]

[msbarrows]

I hope I'm online when it happens. I want to see a sudden flood of crab rave memes right after refreshing my dash, and in the middle of it all, the Castiel news meme. That's how I want to learn of it; not through anything solemn or serious, but via overwhelming silly celebration.

[mckitterick]

it'll be a national day of celebration... nay, a worldwide party

we already have a bottle of champagne locked and loaded

[cinturongazo]

im not using wojaks. get on my level

[docchloroplast]

Having to unsub from so many math channels on Youtube because they invariably “check things” on a polluting plagiarism device.

[avakynx]

princess hangout | masoq

[i-draws-dinosaurs]

Star Wars has three types of guy: Fump Geezgo from the Womflee system, Stabba Badguyman, and Chris

[i-draws-dinosaurs]

[i-draws-dinosaurs]

Happy May the 4th to this, somehow my most popular original post of all time! In celebration here's some more examples of the Guy Types:

Wam Lufba the Yuzzum, Morally Evil, and Wade

[docchloroplast]

RIP Wade Roselia :(

[docchloroplast]

Are they x_x yet

[docchloroplast]

Warning: slop below the cut

All four white guys are EXACTLY THE SAME.

[shanks]

raituna

[replicated]

i'm not really into blondes but this is an objectively absurd connection to make

[peachfromcmbyn]

In order to be properly non-pedophilic you have to want to fuck somebody old but not with gray or white hair because that's too close to blonde which as we've established is the hair color of children. So ideally somebody old as fuck but bald. And obviously wanting to have sex with a man is misogynistic so it has to be a woman. And it can't be a white woman because that would be racist and it can't be a woman of color because that would be fetishistic, so ideally a woman with some unnatural skin color, oh let's say, purple. But it can't be an alien, because we don't know anything about alien life cycles so it could be an alien child or an alien that looks like a child. So it has to be an animal from Earth, but obviously one of human level intelligence that can communicate is otherwise that would be bestiality. So an old purple female animal that can speak English. I think the only creature you can be hot for is the Ant Queen from A Bug's Life.

[kholdseid]

[docchloroplast]

In case you were wondering, shit takes regarding blonde hair are alive and well in 2026!

[tayasigerson]

Normal supplies for normal adventurers.

[apolladay]

do you have a ball in your immediate vicinity? (like a tennis or volleyball, any kind)

yes

no

unsure

do you have a ball in your immediate vicinity? (like a tennis or volleyball, any kind)

yes

no

unsure

Voting ended onJul 19