allmyobsessionz

I post a lot of random shit but I'm a nice person :/

[tiramiisu-archived]

This vine has been playing on repeat in my mind all weekend

[allmyobsessionz]

character: has big nose

person: draws that character with a small button nose

me: no... no no.... no

[micdotcom]

Add their awesome message for Women’s Day to the list of all the times the Newtown, Australia, fire station was the absolute best.

[starlighthowell]

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[thebestoftumbling]

News anchor laughs at the name of a pig

[stitchdoesnotglitch-blog]

Same

[ay-parcamm]

His laugh is so contagious 😂

[tastefullyoffensive]

(photos by kabones)

[sixpenceee]

The difference between an Alligator Snapping Turtle vs Common Snapping Turtle 

[herides]

Honestly it’s like looking at a tyranid on the left and a zerg on the right. Theyre very similar but the tyranid is a little bit scarier.

[satanfictive-old]

Nice legs. Daisy dukes. Makes a man go. There he goes. He’s gone.

[butch-king-frankenstein]

I can’t wait until like twenty years after weed is fully legalized and nobody cares anymore and comedians have to make real movies with real jokes

[strangesmallbard]

salad, or as i call it, expensive leaf nonsense

[damianmcgintleman]

[mkultrafemme-deactivated2024031]

[fauxfable]

free them

[allmyobsessionz]

long time no see

[australian-government-deactivat]

me?? using sarcasm as a defense mechanism???????? what?????

[allmyobsessionz]

me, every time I cross the street: run me over i fucking dare you

[ewoksarecute-deactivated2024072]

I will not say, do not weep, for not all tears are an evil.

[wheezywitch]

me as a witch

monday: *meditates for 5 minutes*

tuesday:

wednesday:

thursday: *drinks chamomile tea*

friday: MAKES AMULETS FOR FRIENDS CLEANSES AND WARDS MY ENTIRE HOUSE CHARGES MY CRYSTALS TAKES A HERBAL BATH BLOGS FOR THREE HOURS HARVESTS HERBS TO DRY CREATES SIGILS SHIELDS AND GROUNDS

saturday:

sunday: idk I guess I’ll… light a candle or something

[fruitsoftheweb]